Of Dragons, Pandas, and Insanity.

Description

In which Kris and Suho are the fathers of ten hysterical kids. Follow the journey of the stressed fathers and their adorable children who want make-up, fall asleep in their cakes, have mud-piles together, and more!

 

Prequel (How Krisho adopted the kids) !! you don't need to read this first it's completely unrelated :D I just wasn't very clear about their relationship in the story so yes here is the back story /sparkles away/

 

~also~ I started this with the idea of k & m living seperately for around 20 chapters in the beginning but I've gone back and edited everything so that everyone lives together in a whole big house. Some chapters which have been centered around the fact that they were living in two different houses have been left as they are so yes I hope it's not too confusing ^^

tl;dr: Krisho + kids do live together, I just wasn't very clear about that in chapters 1~20.

Happy reading! 

Foreword

                   Chapter 22: To make cakes (OT12) {Birthday chapter}

                   Chapter 23: And cheat death (Chenhunhan)

                   Chapter 24: And get in the water (Xiuhan) 

                                      Chapter 25: To learn the Art of being an Idiot (Krisho)

                   Chapter 26: And cuddling (Taoris)

                   Chapter 27: And add up the kids (OT12)

                   Chapter 28: For comforting the babies (Taoris)

                   Chapter 29: By bathing together (OT12)

                   Chapter 30: We can destroy each other's stuff. (Taosoo) 

                   Chapter 31: And Pets. (Lay + side!chen)

                   Chapter 32: But heal using sugar (Chen + Hunhan, Kris [Chapter 19])

                   Chapter 33: Or big-scale cuddling (Krisho + kids)

                                     

                                     

 

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Merry Christmas guys! Sorry I haven't been updating lately but I'll try to get a chapter up by next week I hope >
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ephemeral24 2402 streak #1
Chapter 35: awww... this has got to be my fave chapter! HUHUHU it's so sweet!
i wanna thank you for this creation! it would be greedy to ask for more now, and i understand... but really, thank you for this! such a pleasure to read! :)
ephemeral24 2402 streak #2
Chapter 33: Chen is such a devil's spawn but he could be sweet in his own ways too HIHIHI
look at him acting like some sort of sugar/snack fairy and making his siblings feel better... lol
ephemeral24 2402 streak #3
Chapter 31: THIS IS THE CUTEST!!! HUHUHU
THIS IS SO SWEET AND PURE!!!
ephemeral24 2402 streak #4
Chapter 30: OF COURSE IT'S A MESS! HAHAHAHAHA

"DADDY CAN I SEE YOUR WEE WEE" HAHAHAHA OMFG CHEN PLEASE! stop with your obsession on wee wees!

EVERYONE DOING RANDOM STUFF IN THE BATHROOM THO! HAHAHAHAHA THESE KIDS ISTG! such a workout for the parents HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24 2402 streak #5
Chapter 29: Chen is the most extra baby ever! HAHAHAHAHA
other babies volunteering to bathe with Tao tho... oh it's gonna be a mess! HAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24 2402 streak #6
Chapter 28: and Kris's stupidity continues! lol
to be fair, he was in panic and thay have A LOT of kids
ephemeral24 2402 streak #7
Chapter 26: "Daddy stupid" HAHAHAHA
i certainly hope their bed is big enough to accomodate all kids who come to their bed whenever they have nightmares! but i absolutely love this! kids going to their parents is common in family aus, but idc! i love them all! HAHAHAHA
ephemeral24 2402 streak #8
Chapter 23: it was very sweet of the kids to think of baking a cake for Xiu!!! while that could lead to absolute disaster since the kids don't know what they're doing, the dropped eggs just a start of it... at least, it's the thought that counts! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but lo and behold the real twist, it wasn't even Xiu's birthday yet! LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ephemeral24 2402 streak #9
Chapter 9: CHEN OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHA
this was so funny coz why is Chen such a spawn of the devil going yhe whole mile in being naughty just so Kris would have white hair! HAHAHAHA OMFG

and then it becomes a bigger issue coz turns out, as much as Chen is being naughty to give Kris white hair, Tao is doing his best to be a good boy to preserve Kris's black hair! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KIDS!!! OH IF ONLY IT REALLY WORKS THAT WAY! HAHAHAHAHAHA

but in the end, when both Chen and Tao were sad coz they thought Kris was gone! oh all the guilt that must've been brewing in Chen's mind! HIHIHI don't you worry boys! Appa Kris loves you too much! HIHIHI
ephemeral24 2402 streak #10
Chapter 7: i just fall in love with this family au more and more as i go thru each chapter... things that happen in the family are equal parts disastrous and sweet! how is that possible? HUHUHU

Yeol's small thank you to hia fathers at the end did it for me! HUHUHU i so love it!
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