The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri

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This is a CRACK fic. Made purely out of randomness and weirdness and things you've never thought of reading but probably had crossed your mind. No main plot whatsoever. So don't take this seriously. I'm serious. Don't take this seriously. Also, this banner is hideous. Anyone creative want to help making a main image for this fic? I'd thank you with a cucumber salad.

 

 

Kay. Here we go.

 

Characters:

The Queers

 

Kwon Yuri

Hyperactive Unexpectedly Conservative Mafia Daughter

 

Kim Taeyeon

Nose Bleeding

 

Choi Sooyoung

Conceited Shikshin

 

Kim Hyoyeon

Rude Troll

 

The Queens

Jessica Jung

Dictator

 

Hwang Tiffany

Religious Hot Chick

 

Im Yoona

Actress/Minion to any Mischief

 

Lee Sunny

Aegyo Queen with a Twist

 

Seo Juhyun

Uptight Gangstah

 

 

Foreword

 

Hey. What’s up? What’s up with that saying anyway? ‘What’s up’ If you take it literally, you’d be looking ‘UP’ right? Why don’t people say what’s down? Is it cooler if it’s UP? Oh yea. A lot of UP is cooler. When you’re UP on popularity, UP on the honor’s list, UP on your job, UP on your game, even a man’s d*ck when it’s UP.

 

Speaking of a man’s d*ck, I ‘dated’ a boy before. It was nice for awhile until something poked my leg one time when we were watching Mickey Mouse on TV. What? I was 8 at the time. I’m allowed to watch Mickey Mouse!  ANYWAY, it ended up with him showing me his ‘precious baby gun’ and I almost puked of how ugly it was. I remember myself shouting.

 

“WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?!”

“IT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS! EVEN YOUR DAD’S!”

“WHY IS YOURS DARK AND SO TINY!?”

 

Yep. I said it. The very sentence that could make a boy’s confidence plummet down the sink. So he ended up running to the door crying. And I swore by then that I wouldn’t date a guy with a d*ck anymore. God was I traumatized. But never did I know that only GIRLS didn’t have d*cks.

 

 

 

 

 

And that’s how I started my life of being Queer. Well, I was always odd anyway.

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iam309 #1
Chapter 23: bwahahahha.. I feel like puncing yuri's cheek *with my lips*
what makes you beautiful = adobe photoshop
haha
ZekkenKryberLiu #2
Chapter 47: Scared as fyck. Lets wait for the next one this year hahaha
ZekkenKryberLiu #3
Chapter 38: Oh.... I see dram...
serenidad
#4
good job!!!!
ZekkenKryberLiu #5
Chapter 36: I want kryber tho hahahahaha
ZekkenKryberLiu #6
Chapter 32: Aqww yoonhyun saaa cute!!
ZekkenKryberLiu #7
Chapter 30: Be ready at the hands of our mighty bookworm
ptrcaca #8
Nice foreword authornim :D
GOCRAZYRP
#9
HAHAHHAHA OPEN YO RICE.
kimmiematsumoto
#10
Chapter 42: When I saw Hyoyeon say what's up nigga from another nigga I could imagine her saying that for real and me being there and dropping a glass cup I was holding.