The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri

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This is a CRACK fic. Made purely out of randomness and weirdness and things you've never thought of reading but probably had crossed your mind. No main plot whatsoever. So don't take this seriously. I'm serious. Don't take this seriously.

 

 

Kay. Here we go.

 

Characters:

The Queers

 

Kwon Yuri

Hyperactive Unexpectedly Conservative Mafia Daughter

 

Kim Taeyeon

Nose Bleeding

 

Choi Sooyoung

Conceited Shikshin

 

Kim Hyoyeon

Rude Troll

 

The Queens

Jessica Jung

Dictator

 

Hwang Tiffany

Religious Hot Chick

 

Im Yoona

Actress/Minion to any Mischief

 

Lee Sunny

Aegyo Queen with a Twist

 

Seo Juhyun

Uptight Gangstah

 

 

Foreword

 

Hey. What’s up? What’s up with that saying anyway? ‘What’s up’ If you take it literally, you’d be looking ‘UP’ right? Why don’t people say what’s down? Is it cooler if it’s UP? Oh yea. A lot of UP is cooler. When you’re UP on popularity, UP on the honor’s list, UP on your job, UP on your game, even a man’s d*ck when it’s UP.

 

Speaking of a man’s d*ck, I ‘dated’ a boy before. It was nice for awhile until something poked my leg one time when we were watching Mickey Mouse on TV. What? I was 8 at the time. I’m allowed to watch Mickey Mouse!  ANYWAY, it ended up with him showing me his ‘precious baby gun’ and I almost puked of how ugly it was. I remember myself shouting.

 

“WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?!”

“IT ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS! EVEN YOUR DAD’S!”

“WHY IS YOURS DARK AND SO TINY!?”

 

Yep. I said it. The very sentence that could make a boy’s confidence plummet down the sink. So he ended up running to the door crying. And I swore by then that I wouldn’t date a guy with a d*ck anymore. God was I traumatized. But never did I know that only GIRLS didn’t have d*cks.

 

 

 

 

 

And that’s how I started my life of being Queer. Well, I was always odd anyway.

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8/3 - I'm ing hungry but I can't eat because I'm so fat already. Thanks for the feature!!!

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PinkSago
#1
Chapter 49: Wow. This fanfic never ends!
parkdalepark #2
Can't wait for your next update:)
Ballerina_Belle
#3
Congratulations on getting featured!
hansyy #4
Chapter 49: finally i can make a comment (i felt bad after threatening you before but hasnt leave any comment. my exam almost done!)
oh my god, how could soo makes sound like that and shake the home, lol hyo even dance. i cant stop loling when read this chap.
fxislife_2
#5
Chapter 49: Ahhh update, yay!!! I really wanna see what seo's gonna do now that her parents want her to join yuri's mafia. Gangsta Seo is the best seo.
TwinTurtles #6
Chapter 49: LOOOL YOU'RE THE BEST!! THANKS FOR THE UPDATE FORREAL
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#8
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#9
Chapter 49: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GSH!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!
HYOYEON DANCING AT THE SOUND OF SOO POOPING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH