Chapter 24

"Annyeong Fany-ah!" Yuri jogged to where Tiffany was.

But Tiffany didn't greet her back.

"Huh? What are you doing?" Yuri curiously asked Tiffany who was holding a rosary.

"I'm praying that Ttae Ttae would get her head knocked on a wall so she'd realize what the hell she's doing." Tiffany continued to pray.

"Eh?" Yuri scrunched her face.

"There." Tiffany pointed somewhere.

There was Taeyeon and Jessica, holding hands and skipping so happily in a park. Yuri stared and stared at them.

"That's my girlfriend..." Yuri murmured.

~*****~

*kring* *kring*

Taeyeon woke up at the sound of her cellphone ringing.

"Yobeoseyo?" Taeyeon answered groggily.

"I need your help." the other line answered in a monotone voice

Taeyeon widened her eyes and hung up immediately. The tone of the caller was so cold and scary. She suddenly remembered that movie "One Missed Call." Taeyeon shivered.

Her phone rang again. This time it was a text.

"This is Jessica. If you hang up again on my next call, I will tell Tiffany to not let you touch her forever." Taeyeon read.

"Why? Why is my life like this?" Taeyeon looked up on the ceiling hoping the heavens heard her.

*kring* *kring*

"Yobeoseyo?"

"I need your help."

"Oh my God Jessica! Can you not use that tone? It's scary!"

"What's wrong with this tone? Are you scared?" Jessica still spoke with that monotone voice.

"Brrr. Just tell me what you need okay??" Taeyeon shivered.

"I need you to cooperate with me." Jessica answered simply.

"What do you mean?"

"Let's make our stupid girlfriends jealous so they'd realize what the hell they're missing out on."

"Huh?"

"Let's be together."

"Okay that sounds-WAIT! US?? TOGETHER??" Taeyeon gasped.

"Let us be TaengSic."

With that, Jessica hung up.

Taeyeon asked the heavens again "WHY IS MY LIFE LIKE THIS?! Yuri just threatens me but THAT GIRL WILL KILL ME!"

~******~

Behind Taeyeon and Jessica's happy smiling faces is ventriloquism.

"Are they looking are they looking??" Taeyeon said in ventriloquism.

Jessica ignored her.

"You know this is your problem. You don't answer people's questions!"

"If you don't shut up, I will slit your throat." Jessica threatened while still smiling.

"You see?? Violence is not the answer to my question!"

"That will be your final question if you don't stop."

"No. Yuri will save me!" Taeyeon continued to whine.

"They're looking okay?? Tiffany's holding a rosary while Yuri is just staring." Jessica finally gave the midget an answer.

"See? Doesn't that feel good? Answering to people's ques-"

Taeyeon didn't finish her sentence when Jessica innocently pinched her hard on their intertwined hands.

"Oww-"

"Smile Taengoo. Smile." Jessica smiled.

*Brrrrrk*

"Okay girls. It's showtime." Someone told them on their earpiece.

~******~

Flashbacky

"I'm not gonna go there Shica!!" Taeyeon desperately tried to get out of Jessica's grasp.

"You're gonna go in no matter whether you like it or not!"

"The last time I went in there, they dressed me up in human sized barbie clothes!! I don't want to be a barbie again!!" Taeyeon yanked and yanked her hand away but failed.

"Yoona can you do me a favor?" Jessica asked Yoona while still trying to keep Taeyeon on her hold.

"Hm?" Yoona hummed.

"Carry this kid."

"Okay."

"Wait Yoona! No! Fffaaaannnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"

~******~

Living Room in the Mafia Mansion

"Pft. PWAHAHAHAHA!!" Sooyoung curled on the big sofa.

"Tae- HAHAHAHA. Taeng- Mmmm. Mmmm. Mwahahahahaha!!" Hyoyeon also couldn't hold it in.

"Unnie you look really cute." Yoona smiled at her.

"Yep Taengoo. You look just like a baby." Sunny nodded.

"SHUT UP!" Taeyeon screamed.

Yep. She looked just like a baby. Literally. With diapers on, cute little pink dress and a cute hat on. A perfect outfit f