Female Dancer Stalker. Midget Sized Photographer

The Queer Life of Kwon Yuri
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I’m 17 now and in my Senior year. Oh and I’m the Vice President of the Photography club. Who’s the President you say? Trust me you wouldn't want to know. She’s one weird fellow who only loves to take pictures of butts. May it be a human or an animal.

 

“Hey Yul. Stalking female dancers again?” Our president said while tapping my shoulder.

“Shut up Taeyeon. This is not stalking. It’s called capturing art.”

“How many people have put a restraining order against you today?”

“Not as many as yours.”

 

I smirked at her and she smirked back. With Taeyeon’s way of ‘Art’ she’d most likely be in jail if it wasn't for her dad being the Mayor of the city. She once told a stranger of how nice her was. In Taeyeon’s words “You have such a heavenly that it would be a waste if I didn’t have it on frame.” Of course she just wanted a picture but in a stranger’s mind she was being such a total ert.

 

Many have misunderstood her more than they misunderstood me following female dancers around secretly but I salute her for sticking up to her passion… as weird as it is.

 

“So. Who you following this time?” Taeyeon asked me while we were stealthily following a ballet dancer to the school’s dance room.

“Her name’s Victoria. She’s doing ballet.”

“Oooh. Ballet Dancers this time. You should just ask her that you wanted to take a picture of her dancing than hiding here like your one of Charlie’s Angels.”

“How 'bout you? Did you ask permission to your owners?”

 

Taeyeon glared at me and I knew exactly why. If she wasn’t slapped or pushed away, she was mostly mistaken as a cute elementary school student with a weird habit. And we all know how Taeyeon hates being called cute, she says she’s ‘y’. Maybe that’s why she keeps hitting on her owners. Defense mechanism maybe?

 

I switched my focus on my target again. She was already stretching. I took a shot of her bending her upper body down to her legs. Then another shot of her when she started dancing and turning with her leg up. I pulled down my camera and looked at the shot.

 

“Woah. How beautiful.” I exclaimed.

“The girl or the picture?” Taeyeon asked.

“Both. OH - she saw me. LET’S GO TAENG!”

 

I hurriedly grabbed Taeyeon and ran down to the stairs until we reached the ground floor of the sc

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11/7 - Taeyeon's Egg Yolk was written and completed like 4 months ago lmao I was supposed to postpone updating until I've written the next part but miss Jessica Jung decided to trigger my yulsic heart so here it is.

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Chapter 50: Author where dafak r u
Eris78
#2
Chapter 45: LMFAO!
Eris78
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Chapter 16: If ShinYoungie was actually the one in charge of that group…she’d probably have a whole liquor cabinet in arms’ length.
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Chapter 14: LMFAOOOO, WTF. I’d pay money to see that.
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Chapter 5: LMFAOOOOO! I forgot how much fun this crack fic is.
Kkomofam #6
Chapter 50: This is my fourth time reading this story, and everytime it always made me crack. Gosh... i hope you're back author. Please don't abandon this story
Muse_Lover #7
Chapter 50: So many chaos and madness!
With amazingly crack romance as well!
Please update soon~
I miss yulsic so much!
Thank you~
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