Kim Jongin > Do Kyungsoo: I haven’t cheated on you.

Do Kyungsoo like this.

Do Kyungsoo: I never said you did.

Kim Jongin: I’m referring to the conversation where you basically agreed to a with HunHan.

Do Kyungsoo: That was just fun.

Kim Jongin: Nothing happened between me and Tao, we ended up playing video games.

Do Kyungsoo: And nothing happened between me and Hunhan.

Kim Jongin: Well, that’s good then.

Do Kyungsoo: Yes, quite.

Kim Jongin: So we good?

Do Kyungsoo: Yup, good.

 

Lu Han > Kim Jongin: He’ll come back. They always do.

Oh Sehun likes this.

Kim Jongin: you.

Lu Han: Thought I was supposed to be your child.

Kim Jongin: …

Lu Han: What?

Kim Jongin: Were you about to sleep with your mom?

Lu Han: …Oh .

Kim Jongin: AHA! Leave mummy to daddy now daughter.

 

Wu Yifan: Uh guys, our international fans are too creepy.

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Kim Joonmyun: Why exactly?

Wu Yifan: Have you ever been on the site ‘tumblr’?

Huang Zitao: Oh my god.

Wu Yifan: What? What’s wrong?

Huang Zitao: That is like, my favourite website ever.

Wu Yifan: Are you kidding me?

Huang Zitao: No, my social life is destroyed by said website.

Kim Joonmyun: What is that site anyway?

Huang Zitao: It’s a beautiful place that you in and never lets you go.

Wu Yifan: Tao, are you telling me you have a profile on that site?

Huang Zitao: Maybe, maybe not.

Kim Joonmyun: Are you going to tell me the moral of this story?

Wu Yifan: Yeah, why is, when I looked through the Kris tag on tumbler, I found numerous pictures of cheese?

Kim Joonmyun: Should I be worried that you were looking on your own tag on tumblr? Or the cheese thing?

Huang Zitao: kekekeke…

Wu Yifan: Don’t be worried. Tao, what do you know?

Huang Zitao: Well, I may or may not know why there was a lot of pictures of cheese.

Wu Yifan: Care to explain.

Huang Zitao: Well, explain why you were so far into the Kris tumblr tag to find the cheese?

Wu Yifan: Zitao, now.

Kim Joonmyun: I’m going to carefully walk away from this conversation now.

Huang Zitao: No, I will forever protect my fellow tumblr peeps.

Wu Yifan: Zitao, just tell me.

Huang Zitao: No.

Wu Yifan: You are a very stubborn panda aren’t you?

Huang Zitao: Don’t you like me that way?

Wu Yifan: Are you going to tell me or not?

Huang Zitao: No, No I am not.

Wu Yifan: Well, you’re a very bad boy.

Huang Zitao: Oh no, I didn’t mean it.

Wu Yifan: You need punished.

Huang Zitao: No… please don’t punish me.

Wu Yifan: Get into my room now, you bad, bad boy.

Kim Joonmyun: That certainly went well… and awkward… and why am I writing this here…

 

Park Chanyeol > Kim Himchan: Um, Himchan? I’m sorry for being so… dim. I uh, got why Baekhyun was jealous… uh, sorry.

Kim Himchan likes this.

Kim Himchan: Thank god for that.

Park Chanyeol: Why didn’t you just say out flat?

Kim Himchan: Because I thought you were smart.

Park Chanyeol: HEY! I am smart.

Kim Himchan: Chanyeol? You couldn’t even realise Baekhyun was jealous because of me.

Park Chanyeol: It was hard to figure out.

Kim Himchan: Remember when I said I’ll only talk to beautiful people?

Park Chanyeol: Yes! :D

Kim Himchan: I’ve changed my rules now.

Park Chanyeol: To what?

Kim Himchan: I will only talk to beautiful AND smart people.

Park Chanyeol: So what does that mean?

Park Chanyeol: …Himchan?

Park Chanyeol: Why aren’t you replying?

Park Chanyeol: Come on! I don’t like being ignored.

Park Chanyeol: Wait.

Park Chanyeol: Oh! I got it! See?!

Park Chanyeol: I am smart!

Park Chanyeol: You don’t want Baekhyun to get jealous again, huh?

Park Chanyeol: nailed it!

Kim Himchan: You know what? Remember when you said I should’ve just told you what I was trying to tell you?

Park Chanyeol: Yes?

Kim Himchan: I will no longer be talking to you because you are stupid.

Park Chanyeol: …

Kim Himchan: And I said I’d only talk to beautiful and smart people. You only fit one attribute.

Park Chanyeol: Oh…

 

Do Kyungsoo: What are we doing for New Years Eve Night guys?

Kim Jongin, Huang Zitao and Kim Jongdae likes this.

Kim Jongin: I thought me and you were gonna… you know.

Byun Baekhyun: I’ve no idea, I have no plans.

Wu Yifan: Don’t you think it’s sad, that we are idols yet we have no plans for New years?

Do Kyungsoo: Kai, we do that every night, I want tonight to be special.

Kim Jongin: I’ll use a toy we haven’t used before!

Do Kyungsoo: I meant I want to do something with our band, as a group.

Kim Jongin: …Well, I’m not really into but if that’s what you want, I’m up for it!

Park Chanyeol: Let’s buy drink and get wasted!

Kim Jongdae: OR. We could have an like D.O suggested!

Kim Minseok: I’m really not up for that.

Kim Jongdae: Which one? The , or the drinking.

Kim Minseok: Obviously the drinking. I’m up for the !

Kim Jongdae: Really?!

Kim Minseok: No not really. Let’s all get drunk!

Zhang Yixing: Yeah, okay!

Huang Zitao: But that’s b-o-r-i-n-g!

Wu Yifan: No, it’s exciting, let’s do it.

Do Kyungsoo: One: I did NOT suggest an . Two: Let’s have a party then!

Oh Sehun: Lu Han and I are down for that.

Kim Minseok: Where is the little brat anyway?

Oh Sehun: Lu Han? He’s right beside me.

Do Kyungsoo: Why did you just call my daughter a brat?

Kim Minseok: Because we all have to admit it that Lu Han is a brat.

Oh Sehun: A y brat!

Zhang Yixing: want me to get the food then?

Kim Jongin: I’ll get the drink!

Kim Joonmyun: Oh no you won’t. Kris and I will be getting the drink, you just go and make yourself look pretty.

Kim Jongin: But APPA!

Do Kyungsoo: Did… Did you just call Suho your dad?

Kim Jongin: Uh, yeah. Why? He’s your dad too.

Do Kyungsoo: So… I’m sleeping with my brother? Is that it?

Kim Jongin: You’re right. You don’t need to have one then.

Kim Joonmyun: Damn right Kai, listen to your Appa and go and get beautiful.

Kim Jongin: OKAY!

Zhang Yixing: If Joonmyun is your dad, who’s your Umma?

Kim Jongin: …YOU ARE.

Zhang Yixing: that.

 

Lu Han: What happened last night? I have a large- bruise on my arm.

Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: You don’t remember baby?

Lu Han: No… it’s all hazy.

Oh Sehun: Well, you did have one hell of a night.

Lu Han: Oh no, what did I do?

Oh Sehun: Just wait, I’m sure you’ll find out.

 

Kim Minseok: Man, worst. Hangover. Ever.

Kim Jongin and Lu Han likes this.

Kim Jongdae: Oh, you’re awake?

Kim Minseok: Yup, and my head is throbbing like hell.

Kim Jongdae: Oh, cool.

Kim Minseok: …Cool?

Kim Jongdae: Yup, cool. Good for you.

Kim Minseok: I feel like you’re angry.

Kim Jongdae: No. Really?!

Kim Minseok: Care to explain?

Kim Jongdae: No, but happy New Year .

Kim Minseok: Oh whatever.

 

Do Kyungsoo: Damn, dramas getting started already.

Kim Minseok likes this.

Kim Minseok: Yeah, what’s the deal?

Do Kyungsoo: You don’t remember?

Kim Minseok: I remember when I started drinking, and when I was placed on my bed.

Do Kyungsoo: Oh, well, what’s wrong anyway?

Kim Minseok: Jongdae is being y.

Kim Jongin: I KNOW WHAT THAT’S ABOUT!

Do Kyungsoo: Kai, why don’t you go somewhere else, kay?

Kim Minseok: Tell me guys.

Lu Han: And me! Sehun was laughing at me…

Zhang Yixing: No wonder, you guys gave quite a show.

Wu Yifan: I’m surprised Sehun isn’t pissed as well.

Lu Han: Why would he be?

Oh Sehun: Why would I be? It was absolutely hilarious.

Huang Zitao: It was completely hilarious.

Kim Minseok: TELL ME.

Do Kyungsoo: You and Lu Han got super drunk, and well, done a couple of things.

Lu Han: What things?

Kim Jongin: Things like, making out in front of everyone.

Kim Minseok: WHAT?

Oh Sehun: Yeah! You guys ended up wrestling, then started kissing.

Lu Han: Why are you not mad?

Oh Sehun: Because of Jongdae’s face. That was the pleasure that came along with it.

Kim Minseok: Oh crap.

Huang Zitao: Weirdly enough, Kris and I were actually talking about Xiuhan before you guys started jumping each other.

Lu Han: So you are to blame?

Wu Yifan: Just focus on Chen for now, kay?

 

Zhang Yixing: Who did it?! I’m going to murder you.

Kim Jongin: You know, you are really serious on this, unlike your real personality.

Kim Joonmyun: What happened sweetheart?

Wu Yifan: What is it?

Zhang Yixing: Someone… Well, I woke up this morning, walked over to the bathroom to wash my face, and when I looked into the mirror, guess what I found?

Huang Zitao: Was that what the scream was?

Lu Han: Aw, what did you find?!

Oh Sehun: Did you finally realise how ugly you were?

Zhang Yixing: Shut up Sehun, someone has DRAWN all over my face.

Do Kyungsoo: …LOL…

Park Chanyeol: Hehehehehe.

Byun Baekhyun: Chanyeol, you didn’t.

Park Chanyeol: I so didn’t.

Zhang Yixing: I am going to murder you and make sure you lose your ulzzang status.

Park Chanyeol: But it was a freaking piece of art!

Lu Han: Did it come off?

Zhang Yixing: Thankfully yes.

Kim Joonmyun: That’s good, I don’t want pen all over you.

Kim Jongin: Yeah, he’d rather it be hickeys ;).

Kim Joonmyun: Shut the hell up Kai.

Kim Jongin: Whatever, I’ve got my boy to go to anyway.

Do Kyungsoo: Aw, don’t know why that sounded so sweet.

 

Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol: I think, we deserve a holiday together.

Park Chanyeol likes this.

Park Chanyeol: Aw really baby?

Byun Baekhyun: Yeah, what do you say? We still have another week of vacation.

Park Chanyeol: Where do you suppose we go?

Byun Baekhyun: How about we go to a spa house?

Park Chanyeol: And what exactly would we do there?

Byun Baekhyun: Get back massages. Bathe in hot water. Go for mud baths. Get face masks.

Park Chanyeol: Sounds like a chick thing.

Byun Baekhyun: Oh I forgot! There’s also a lovely hotel room we’d be occupying.

Park Chanyeol: And?

Byun Baekhyun: I think someone there can tell me how to be a masseuse.

Park Chanyeol: Oh really now?

Byun Baekhyun: Yes, really.

Park Chanyeol: With you have the oils and everything?

Byun Baekhyun: Yes of course.

Park Chanyeol: GREAT! I’m there! It’ll be great fun!

Byun Baekhyun: Good! Wait…

Byun Baekhyun: You dirty bastard.

Park Chanyeol: WHAT?!

Byun Baekhyun: Oils? Really?

Park Chanyeol: They’ll be scented ;D

Byun Baekhyun: Sigh… whatever.

 

Kim Minseok > Kim Jongdae: So, we cool now?

Lu Han likes this.

Kim Jongdae: Yeah, of course baby.

Kim Minseok: And you know that I was only doing it because I was drunk right?

Kim Jongdae: Yup I know that.

Kim Minseok: Good, because I would never kiss Lu Han willingly.

Kim Jongdae: Can we, not talk about this?

Kim Minseok: Maybe, in one condition.

Kim Jongdae: What?

Kim Minseok: I want more cake.

 

Lu Han > Byun Baekhyun: Guess what Baekkie!

Byun Baekhyun: What is it?

Lu Han: Guess!

Byun Baekhyun: I don’t like these games.

Lu Han: Please?

Byun Baekhyun: Fine. You and Sehun tried a new position?

Lu Han: No =_=

Byun Baekhyun: Fine, just tell me.

Lu Han: Guess.

Byun Baekhyun: …

Lu Han: Who.

Byun Baekhyun: Really?

Lu Han: Finally.

Byun Baekhyun: Are you creating a sentence?

Lu Han: Made.

Byun Baekhyun: …

Lu Han: You.

Byun Baekhyun: …

Lu Han: Your.

Byun Baekhyun: …

Lu Han: Cupcake!

Byun Baekhyun: Oh my god.

Lu Han: Come on! Come get it!

Byun Baekhyun: *RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN*

 

 

A/N: And so it seems, it is already 2013 here in Scotland, UK. So, this is a little late, but meh! It's my New Year present to all of you adorable and wonderful subscribers! Happy New Year! 

So, i have a New Year's propostition for you. I decided, if you'd like, you can pick out any scene from this story, that you maybe have wondered how it went, and i will write a small oneshot about it! If you guys think it's a stupid idea, then that's cool, but if not, just write a scene in the comments and i will do my best to write it! And do my best to entertain you :D

So Happy New Years everyone! And keep expecting chapters on this! :D <3