Kim Jongin: I killed, that miserable, old fool.

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Do Kyungsoo: You killed WHO?!

Kim Jongin: It’s a movie quote sweetheart (:

Do Kyungsoo: Oh… are you sure?

Wu Yifan: Come ON Kyungsoo. Please tell me you’ve seen Kill Bill.

Do Kyungsoo: OH! Is it Bill you supposedly killed then?! You’re in on it Yifan?!

Kim Jongin: Baby, it’s a movie. This is a movie quote. We didn’t kill anyone.

Wu Yifan: *Loses all respect points for D.O*

Do Kyungsoo: Like I needed them Kris ¬¬ but okay Jongin!

Kim Jongin: Good! Now, make me food?

Do Kyungsoo: What?

Kim Jongin: Make me something to eat?

Do Kyungsoo: Can’t read that.

Kim Jongin: I. Am. Hungry.

Do Kyungsoo: …Nope, nothing.

Kim Jongin: MAKE ME SOMETHING.

Do Kyungsoo: Kai.

Kim Jongin: …Can you PLEASE make me food?

Do Kyungsoo: Well of course sweetheart! Anything for you!

Wu Yifan: You are so whipped.

 

Huang Zitao: Dancing isn’t a sport, no matter what anyone says.

Oh Sehun likes this.

Kim Jongin: There are people who would disagree.

Zhang Yixing: I disagree for one.

Lu Han: If it makes you more muscular, athletically fit, and keeps you skinny, then yeah, it’s a sport.

Huang Zitao: No, it’s not a sport.

Kim Jongin: Your reason please? I think of it as a sport.

Huang Zitao: Football is a sport, Hockey is too, and dance doesn’t come in that category.

Zhang Yixing: I think it does, but you know, you have your opinion and I have mine.

Kim Jongin: Whatever, he’s wrong anyway.

Huang Zitao: Am not.

Kim Jongin: Are to.

Huang Zitao: Am Not.

Kim Jongin: Are to.

Huang Zitao: Am not.

Oh Sehun: ing stop now!

Lu Han: My Sehunnie swore! O_O

Huang Zitao: Woah, calm down.

Oh Sehun: Sorry…

Lu Han: Don’t be! It was ing hot.

Do Kyungsoo: LU HAN. NO.

Lu Han: What?!

Do Kyungsoo: You swear one more time I’ll have to spank you!

Oh Sehun: …

Kim Jongin: …

Lu Han: …Is that a promise?

Do Kyungsoo: Oh my Krisus, my daughter has gone to the dark side.

Kim Jongin: Yeah, it’s called Oh Sehun.

Oh Sehun: Hey! What did I do?!

Kim Jongin: Probably spanked him that much, he’s addicted.

Do Kyungsoo: KAI! Stop that right now.

Lu Han: …

Oh Sehun: …

Kim Jongin: …

Do Kyungsoo: …You did that on purpose didn’t you?

Kim Jongin: Well go on D.O, commence the spanking.

Do Kyungsoo: Ugh, whatever.

Lu Han: :( No spanking?

Oh Sehun: I’ll be right there baby!

 

Park Chanyeol > Kim Himchan: Hi hyung! <3~

Kim Himchan likes this.

Kim Himchan: Hello darling, what can I do for you?

Park Chanyeol: Well, it’s about Baekhyun…

Kim Himchan: Hey, your love guru is here, tell me.

Park Chanyeol: You’re the best!

Kim Himchan: I knows… Now, what is it?

Park Chanyeol: He’s getting really jealous and distant lately.

Kim Himchan: Hmm, when did this start?

Park Chanyeol: Right after I started talking to you actually! I don’t know what the problem is ):!

Kim Himchan: You don’t?

Park Chanyeol: No! Otherwise I’d fix it.

Kim Himchan: Um, I think I am the problem.

Park Chanyeol: But why? You’re going to fix the problem.

Kim Himchan: I can… fix it if you want me to.

Park Chanyeol: PLEASE DO.

Kim Himchan: *Sighs* you are a little dim Chanyeol, but fine, I’ll fix it. Tell me the results in one week, kay?

Park Chanyeol: KAY!

 

Kim Jongin > Do Kyungsoo: My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on.

Kim Jongdae, Byun Baekhyun and Wu Yifan likes this.

Do Kyungsoo: Um, no… I do.

Kim Jongin: Oh, you do?

Do Kyungsoo: Um, yes.

Kim Jongin: Well, it must be ten minutes fast then.

Do Kyungsoo: …

Kim Jongin: …

Do Kyungsoo: …

Kim Jongin: …

Do Kyungsoo: My room. Now.

Kim Jongin: :D!

 

Kim Jongdae: What do you do when has gone completely out the window in your relationship?

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Kim Joonmyun: Something wrong with Xiuchen?

Kim Jongdae: Yeah.

Kim Joonmyun: Is he the one that doesn’t want to have anymore?

Kim Jongdae: Well, not exactly.

Kim Joonmyun: Then what? Tell your leader the problem.

Kim Jongdae: Okay, it’s my fault we don’t have anymore.

Kim Joonmyun: And you’re complaining about it?

Kim Jongdae: Well, of course I want to have with him.

Kim Joonmyun: Then… what?

Kim Jongdae: It’s just not…

Kim Joonmyun: Not what?

Kim Jongdae: Exciting anymore.

Kim Joonmyun: Oh.

Kim Jongdae: Yeah, and I feel really bad about that.

Kim Joonmyun: So, when he wants to have , what do you do?

Kim Jongdae: …Say I’m tired?

Kim Joonmyun: God, Chen, really? You’ll hurt his feelings.

Kim Jongdae: I know! But I don’t know what else to do.

Kim Joonmyun: Okay, who tops in this relationship normally?

Kim Jongdae: Me…

Kim Joonmyun: Let him top you.

Kim Jongdae: We’ve done that before.

Kim Joonmyun: Then use toys.

Kim Jongdae: But what if he doesn’t want to?

Kim Joonmyun: Make him want to. Play a game with him.

Kim Jongdae: Wow Leader, you’re really huh?

Kim Joonmyun: Just helping my responsibilities.

Kim Jongdae: Thanks hyung!

 

Lu Han: I want to open a cupcake shop!

Huang Zitao likes this.

Do Kyungsoo: I just don’t get you.

Lu Han: Why not Umma?

Do Kyungsoo: One minute your adorable, next, a freaking .

Lu Han: Maybe I have multiple Personalities :o!

Byun Baekhyun: Can I get a cupcake?

Lu Han: Of course sweetie! What kind would you like?

Byun Baekhyun: Can I have a carrot-cake flavoured one?

Lu Han: I’ll do that for you!

Do Kyungsoo: SEE?!

Oh Sehun: Oh Kyungsoo, he’s worse than that. He has like, five different personalities.

Do Kyungsoo: There’s ones I don’t know about?

Oh Sehun: Shall I go through them?

Lu Han: Yes please.

Do Kyungsoo: Go.

Oh Sehun: Number 1: Adorable and cute, Number 2: Hard-working, Number 3: An immature brat, Number 4: A y beast and Number 5: Horribly and .

Lu Han: Wow, that’s really interesting!

Do Kyungsoo: Gotcha!

Byun Baekhyun: …When is my cupcake going to be ready?

Lu Han: Soon sweetie! I’ll call you in when it’s ready.

 

Zhang Yixing: Your deep brown eyes stare into my soul, taking it for yourself, claiming it as your own, and I can do nothing, but give it to you entirely~

Kim Joonmyun, Huang Zitao and Do Kyungsoo likes this.

Huang Zitao: So deep <3!

Do Kyungsoo: This is beautiful <3!

Kim Joonmyun: Aimed at anyone?

Kim Minseok: Very passionate.

Lu Han: Amazing! Did you write this?

Zhang Yixing: Thanks guys <3 Yes I did Lu Han.

Kim Joonmyun: Don’t ignore my question ><

Lu Han: Wow, is it a song?

Zhang Yixing: Yes it is, I just wrote it last night.

Kim Joonmyun: Yixing, I mean it.

Zhang Yixing: What makes you think it’s about you?

Kim Joonmyun: I never said that.

Zhang Yixing: You implied it.

Kim Joonmyun: Did not, but thanks for basically telling me it is about me baby <3!

Zhang Yixing: Go away.

Kim Joonmyun: I love youuuuuuuu!!!~ <3

Kim Jongin: So gay.

Do Kyungsoo: *Slow claps* Well done Kai!

Kim Jongin: ><’

Kim Minseok: Hah, burn.

Oh Sehun: Damn, D.O is being D.Ominant tonight.

Do Kyungsoo: I see what you did there.

Kim Jongin: ><’

 

Kim Minseok: Someone tell the manager I can’t make the dance rehearsal tomorrow please.

Byun Baekhyun: Are you alright?

Kim Joonmyun: Why not?

Kim Jongin: Did you get pregnant?

Do Kyungsoo: Shut up Kai.

Kim Jongin: I feel like you only come on statuses to ruin my reputation.

Do Kyungsoo: You really want me to ruin your reputation again?

Kim Jongin: You’re not that harsh.

Do Kyungsoo: Other than cuddling, Jongin has a lot of unusual kinks: especially S&M.

Kim Minseok: …I have nothing to say to that.

Kim Joonmyun: You like S&M Kai?!

Kim Jongin: Of course not!

Lu Han: Poor Kyungsoo, are you sure he likes pain Jongin?

Oh Sehun: Probably not, Jongin abuses him because he’s evil.

Do Kyungsoo: I never once said I was the one who was receiving the pain.

Kim Jongin: KYUNGSOO.

Wu Yifan: Oh my god, you are such a pansy Kai.

Huang Zitao: So Kai’s your D.O?

Do Kyungsoo: Completely. He loves it.

Kim Jongin: For sake Kyungsoo!

Do Kyungsoo: What? Don’t underestimate me again.

Kim Minseok: Wow, you’re definitely the woman in this relationship Kai.

Zhang Yixing: Back to the situation at hand, why are you going to miss rehearsal?

Kim Jongdae: Yeah, why?

Kim Joonmyun: What’s up?

Kim Minseok: You should know Leader. You set Chen up to it.

Kim Joonmyun: …Oh…

Zhang Yixing: What did you do Suho?

Kim Joonmyun: Nothing.

Kim Jongdae: Just doing what he should do as leader.

Kim Minseok: You meaning making Chen me with a that’s long and purple?

Zhang Yixing: …you did WHAT?!

Kim Jongdae: I did not.

Kim Joonmyun: When I said, ‘play a game with him’, I didn’t mean to force him.

Kim Jongdae: I did not.

Kim Minseok: You did so. I’m calling the police.

Zhang Yixing: Xiumin, come to me, I’ll keep you safe from these two monsters.

Kim Jongdae: I am NOT a monster!

Zhang Yixing: YOU ED XIUMIN WITH A PURPLE YOU IDIOT.

Do Kyungsoo: LANGUAGE.

Zhang Yixing: SORRY.

Kim Minseok: Coming!

 

Park Chanyeol > Kim Himchan: Where did you go?

Park Chanyeol: Himchan!

Park Chanyeol: Why are you ignoring meh?!?!?!?!

Park Chanyeol: It’s been like a week.

Park Chanyeol: But you must’ve done something right.

Park Chanyeol: Baekhyun hasn’t ignored me since you last talked to me.

Park Chanyeol: I wonder what you did.

Park Chanyeol: Now I’m talking to myself.

Park Chanyeol: Well, hello handsome!

Park Chanyeol: Oh You! Hello there!

Park Chanyeol: How are you, my darling boy?

Park Chanyeol: *giggles* I’m great, especially now you’re here.

Park Chanyeol: I do try my best.

Park Chanyeol: Oh I know you do.

Park Chanyeol: My bed is empty you know.

Park Chanyeol: That’s because I’m not there sweetheart.

Park Chanyeol: Then hurry up!

Park Chanyeol: I’m coming!

Bang Yong Guk: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. STOP.

Park Chanyeol: Oh look Chanyeol! Another person has decided to join this intelligent conversation!

Bang Yong Guk: NO. HONESTLY. JUST STOP.

Park Chanyeol: I don’t think he’s really nice Chanyeol…

Bang Yong Guk: I’m away to kill myself now because of your sheer stupidity.

Park Chanyeol: Okay. I want more time alone with myself anyway.

Bang Yong Guk: Whatever.

Park Chanyeol: Now that we’re alone again…

Byun Baekhyun: Chanyeol, come to me before you hurt yourself.

Park Chanyeol: Yes master.

 

Huang Zitao: Ace is ing back. Now I’m all alone. I need someone to comfort me.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Kim Jongin: Would you like me to come to your room?

Huang Zitao: Hmm, I don’t know.

Kim Jongin: Why not? I can comfort you.

Huang Zitao: Will you make me forget about that ing alpaca?

Kim Jongin: Of course I’ll do that.

Huang Zitao: Then get your into my room.

 

Wu Yifan: Zitao’s a cheater, so here you ing go.

 

Wu Yifan added a new picture.

Oh Sehun and Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han: You know, screw Taoris, I ship Krace from now on.

Oh Sehun: Definitely, I’m sure Ace would be more loyal to Kris anyhow.

Lu Han: Totally, did you see his status?

Oh Sehun: Oh yeah, I did.

Lu Han: What do you think?

Oh Sehun: …Tao’s a ?

Lu Han: Woah, bit much.

Oh Sehun: I don’t care, last week, he stole my favourite brush.

Lu Han: Uh, what?

Oh Sehun: Yeah, ing came into my bathroom, stole MY brush for a WHOLE hour!

Lu Han: Back on subject, what do we do?

Oh Sehun: Leave em.

 

Do Kyungsoo > Kim Jongin: Where are you?

Wu Yifan likes this.

Lu Han: You don’t know?

Do Kyungsoo: If I did, would I have asked?

Lu Han: …Sorry…

Do Kyungsoo: Sorry my dear, I’m a little on edge today. I love you.

Lu Han: It’s fine! Anyway, he’s with Tao.

Do Kyungsoo: Why?

Lu Han: Zitao needed someone to keep his mind off of Kris and his alpaca.

Do Kyungsoo: Oh. Oh.

Lu Han: Sorry Umma.

Do Kyungsoo: Well…

Lu Han: You can come with me and Sehun from now on, okay?

Do Kyungsoo: …Lu Han.

Lu Han: Yes my beautiful Umma?

Do Kyungsoo: Do you know you just invited me into a three way relationship with you and Sehun, right?

Lu Han: Yes, of course.

Oh Sehun: Do I get a say in this?

Lu Han: No, besides, Kyungsoo’s hot, and I bet he’ll be great in bed.

Oh Sehun: True. Okay, he’s in.

Do Kyungsoo: What about my opinion?

Lu Han: Umma, you don’t want me?

Do Kyungsoo: Of course I do, so I guess, I’ll be with you and Sehun from now on.

Lu Han: Can you create a three way relationship on this?

Oh Sehun: I don’t think so.

Do Kyungsoo: We’ll figure out something.

Lu Han: I got it! Watch!

 

Lu Han: Is In A Relationship With Oh Sehun and Do Kyungsoo.

Do Kyungsoo and Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: It’ll do.

Do Kyungsoo: Thanks guys, you really cheered me up! <3

Lu Han: Anything you want baby <3

Oh Sehun: You’re both my darlings now <3

Park Chanyeol: Um, what’s going on?

Byun Baekhyun: Yeah um, does this mean you’ve officially dumped Kai?

Do Kyungsoo: He’s the one that cheated on me with Zitao.

Park Chanyeol: Oh, well, I approve!

Kim Joonmyun: I do too!

Byun Baekhyun: And me!

Kim Minseok: Whatever, sure.

Kim Jongdae: Nice, this is hot, three hot guys, wow. Imagine what the would look like.

Kim Minseok: I swear, you are getting more and more like Jongin every day.

Zhang Yixing: Who’s in the middle?

Lu Han: That’ll be… me!

Oh Sehun: Why?

Lu Han: Well, because I want Kyungsoo to receive all the pleasure, but I also want you to do it to me too.

Do Kyungsoo: Nice! I’m getting all the attention?!

Oh Sehun: I’m good, this is gonna be fun. First session tonight?

Lu Han: Hell yeah!

Do Kyungsoo: Can’t wait babies <3

Kim Jongin: WTF.

Byun Baekhyun: You know, i never got my damn cupcake.