Huang Zitao is now single.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Park Chanyeol: What has he done now?!

Lu Han: Aw baby, are you okay?

Oh Sehun: ‘Baby’? Since when was he your baby?

Lu Han: I am just worried!

Kim Jongin: Haven’t we been through this before?

Byun Baekhyun: But it could be serious this time!

Kim Joonmyun: What has Kris done now?

Wu Yifan: That is what I’d like to know.

Kim Jongin: So, he broke up with you without a reason?

Wu Yifan: He hasn’t said anything to my face, as far as I was concerned, we were still dating.

Wu Yifan: Until thirty seconds ago.

Oh Sehun: Did you happen to ask him?

Wu Yifan: No.

Huang Zitao: I’m surprised all of you don’t know what’s wrong.

Byun Baekhyun: AND HE APPEARS.

Wu Yifan: What the hell Tao?

Huang Zitao: Just wait, you’ll get it.

 

Do Kyungsoo > Lu Han: Honey, will you do Umma a favour?

Lu Han: Of course Umma!

Do Kyungsoo: Go into Kris’s room, steal his favourite teddy, and give it to me, okay?

Lu Han: Why?

Do Kyungsoo: Do you not trust me?

Lu Han: I do! But, it’s a bit of a weird request.

Do Kyungsoo: Please just do it.

Lu Han: Yes Umma.

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok: I got you a treat!

Park Chanyeol, Oh Sehun and 4 others like this.

Kim Minseok: Oh! What kind of treat?

Kim Jongdae: Let’s just say, it’s edible. ;)

Oh Sehun: ew, ew, EW!

Kim Minseok: Chen…

Zhang Yixing: Oh come on!

Park Chanyeol: Remember what I said? .

Byun Baekhyun: Ask and you shall receive.

Park Chanyeol: AH!

Kim Jongdae: What?

Kim Minseok: Seriously?

Oh Sehun: Don’t eat it.

Kim Jongdae: Oh! You saw it too Sehun? Doesn’t it look delicious?

Zhang Yixing: Q_Q

Lu Han: You did WHAT?!

Oh Sehun: I swear to god I have never seen it.

Kim Jongdae: Then how do you know what I’m talking about?

Kim Minseok: I think it’s pretty obvious.

Kim Jongdae: Aw, the surprise is ruined then?

Zhang Yixing: Maybe it’s better to ‘discuss’ this privately?

Kim Minseok: Ya think?

Kim Jongdae: What the hell are you guys talking about?

Lu Han: I don’t believe you!

Oh Sehun: I’ve never seen Chen’s ! Okay?!

Kim Jongdae: You better not of!

Kim Minseok: …Chen?

Kim Jongdae: Yes baby?

Kim Minseok: This treat, you aren’t talking about your *ahem* are you?

Kim Jongdae: …NO.

Zhang Yixing: That’s a miracle.

Oh Sehun: See?

Lu Han: Oh, well good.

Kim Minseok: Then what were you talking about?

Kim Jongdae: Come here and I’ll show you.

 

Kim Minseok: HE GOT ME CAKE.

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han: Cake? Why haven’t I got cake?

Kim Minseok: Damn, it’s double chocolate too.

Park Chanyeol: I want some!

Kim Jongdae: No! Minseok’s only.

Kim Joonmyun: Come on Xiumin, don’t be mean to leader.

Kim Jongin: I. Want. Cake.

Do Kyungsoo: Want me to make you some hubby?

Kim Jongin: Yes please! But make it better than his!

Do Kyungsoo: No bother, I’ll just add cookies and cookie dough.

Kim Jongin: Did I ever tell you that I loved you?

Do Kyungsoo: Once or twice.

 

Huang Zitao added a new picture.

Lu Han, Oh Sehun and 9 others like this.

Lu Han: ACE!

Oh Sehun: Oh no way.

Kim Jongin: Told you it was dumb.

Zhang Yixing: Well, after the way the fans have been, do you really blame him?

Wu Yifan: Are you ing kidding me?

Huang Zitao: This is a VERY sensitive subject for me Yifan.

Wu Yifan: Zitao. If this isn’t a joke, I’m breaking up with you myself.

Kim Jongin: Damn. All this over a freaking alpaca.

Kim Jongdae: You gotta admit, it’s a freaking hot alpaca.

Huang Zitao: Fine, break up with me then.

Wu Yifan: Zitao, my room – now.

Huang Zitao: ARGH!

Oh Sehun: …Fight, fight, fight.

Kim Joonmyun: Provoking is not allowed!

 

Wu Yifan is now in a relationship with Ace Wu.

Huang Zitao likes this.

Kim Minseok: Well, things have taken a new turn.

Park Chanyeol: I’m happy for you and all but…

Zhang Yixing: Tao anyone?

Do Kyungsoo: …

Lu Han: Is this why you made me steal Ace Umma?

Byun Baekhyun: You stole his alpaca?

Huang Zitao: Kris doesn’t have it?

Do Kyungsoo: Uh no. No he doesn’t.

Huang Zitao: Oh, well then, one second.

 

Wu Yifan is now single.

Oh Sehun: Are you meddling with Kris’s account again?

Huang Zitao: I might be.

Kim Joonmyun: Did you make Ace an account just to do that?

Huang Zitao: Maybe.

Lu Han: I think it’s adorable!

Zhang Yixing: And incredibly weird.

Wu Yifan: Get off of my Facebook. Now.

Huang Zitao: Sheesh! I’m off.

Do Kyungsoo: Take it I’ll be keeping the alpaca then?

Huang Zitao: Hell yes. Keep it away from Kris at all costs.

Wu Yifan: All of this over a freaking stuffed toy.

Lu Han: A y stuffed toy.

Oh Sehun: Have you seen the fan’s stories about Krace?

Kim Joonmyun: Sehun, stop right there.

Huang Zitao: Yes and I do not need reminded.

Wu Yifan: Way to piss him off again.

 

Kim Joonmyun: Great! My parents loved Yixing!

Kim Minseok and Oh Sehun likes this.

Kim Minseok: Lucky you.

Oh Sehun: Great to know.

Kim Joonmyun: They were so great!

Zhang Yixing: They’re pretty cool.

Kim Jongin: Lay and Suho’s parents up a tree!

Kim Jongdae: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Kim Joonmyun: Both of you. Psychiatrist. Now.

Lu Han: Good for you!

Oh Sehun: Wish my boyfriend’s parents were like that.

Lu Han: Sehunnie…

Oh Sehun: At least Suho doesn’t have a homophobic cousin.

Kim Minseok: And at least Suho told them you were a boy.

Kim Jongdae: Baby! Forget about that!

Lu Han: You too Sehun!

Zhang Yixing: Hate to be you!

 

Park Chanyeol is engaged to Byun Baekhyun.

Lu Han, Kim Joonmyun and 5 others like this.

Lu Han: NO WAY.

Oh Sehun: Really?

Kim Jongin: A wedding? YAY!

Do Kyungsoo: I’ll be the caterer right?

Zhang Yixing: It’s cute.

Kim Joonmyun: Oh no they don’t.

Kim Minseok: At least this means cake.

Kim Jongdae: Always looking on the bright side of things Baozi!

Park Chanyeol: Glad you are ALL supportive!

Byun Baekhyun: At least now we know the reaction if we were to actually get married.

Lu Han: It’s fake?!

Kim Jongin: Called it!

Oh Sehun: No you didn’t.

Park Chanyeol: I just didn’t feel like being in ordinary relationship was enough.

Do Kyungsoo: In a way that’s so lovely.

Kim Minseok: FAKERS.

Kim Joonmyun: I can sleep at night again.

Kim Minseok: F-A-K-E-R-S!

Byun Baekhyun: Just because of cake? God.

Kim Jongdae: I’ll get you more!

Kim Minseok: WOO!

 

Huang Zitao is in a relationship with Wu Yifan.

Park Chanyeol likes this.

Kim Jongin: Whatever man.

Kim Joonmyun: Stay this way.

 

Huang Zitao > Park Chanyeol: What are we going to do for your birthday?

Park Chanyeol likes this.

Park Chanyeol: Oh yeah! That’s soon isn’t it?

Huang Zitao: Uh-huh. Anything in particular you want to do?

Park Chanyeol: A party with a band?

Huang Zitao: Okay… got a band in mind?

Park Chanyeol: Um, well, since we’re in SM, can we choose Super Junior?

Huang Zitao: Sure!

Park Chanyeol: YAY!

Byun Baekhyun: When will you have your party? On the day of your birthday?

Huang Zitao: Obviously.

Byun Baekhyun: Oh…

Park Chanyeol: No! How about the weekend before it? The 24^th instead?

Huang Zitao: Hmm… okay.

Byun Baekhyun: So what will you do on your birthday?

Park Chanyeol: I will be spending the whole day with you of course.

Byun Baekhyun: Oh really now?

Park Chanyeol: Yup! And you will be my personal slave.

Byun Baekhyun: Oaft! I mean… oh damn.

Lu Han: Since it’s your birthday, my toys are yours to use.

Oh Sehun: LU HAN!

Lu Han: Have fun!

 

Kim Jongin: I’ve just realised I’ve not posted in a while.

Do Kyungsoo: And now the world is restored.

Kim Jongin: Exactly.

Do Kyungsoo: Come watch a movie with me!

Kim Jongin: I don’t wanna >

Do Kyungsoo: Why not?

Kim Jongin: Because that’s boring.

Do Kyungsoo: But what about me?

Kim Jongin: You’re not boring of course, but movies are!

Do Kyungsoo: That’s nice…

Kim Jongin: Sorry baby. Go get Lu Han or someone to watch it with you.

Do Kyungsoo: Fine!

 

Lu Han: MOVIE NIGHT WITH UMMA!

Do Kyungsoo likes this.

Do Kyungsoo: And we gonna have fun!

Lu Han: WOO!

Oh Sehun: Thought you were spending the night with me?

Lu Han: Sorry Sehunnie! But Kyungsoo was lonely.

Do Kyungsoo: And I have sweets.

Oh Sehun: But now I’ll be lonely.

Lu Han: Sorry, I can’t get out of it now.

Oh Sehun: Whatever.

Lu Han: I’ll make it up to you tomorrow, okay?

Do Kyungsoo: EW. Now, let’s stop this and get on with the movies!

Lu Han: WOO!

 

Wu Yifan: What is the meaning of life?

Huang Zitao, Kim Joonmyun and Zhang Yixing likes this.

Kim Jongin: To bang Kyungsoo.

Kim Minseok: To eat dumplings and cake.

Zhang Yixing: To follow the unicorns.

Lu Han: To please Sehun.

Oh Sehun: To make Lu Han happy.

Huang Zitao: To shop.

Kim Joonmyun: To keep Exo under wraps.

Park Chanyeol: To live.

Byun Baekhyun: To sing and dance.

Do Kyungsoo: To make Kim Jongin suffer great pain.

Kim Jongdae: To talk about .

Wu Yifan: Wow, you are all very shallow huh?

 

Park Chanyeol: Guys! I’ve got some new friends on this!

Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Byun Baekhyun: Good for you baby!

Kim Jongin: And we care, why?

Do Kyungsoo: Don’t be so mean.

Zhang Yixing: I agree with Kai.

Kim Joonmyun: Don’t be mean.

Kim Jongin: Yes sir.

Zhang Yixing: Yes sir.

Kim Jongdae: *whipping sound* you guys are whipped.

Park Chanyeol: Wanna know who they are?

Huang Zitao: Yeah, sure.

Byun Baekhyun: Of course.

Park Chanyeol: It’s B.A.P!

Kim Jongin: …

Zhang Yixing: …

Kim Jongin: Our arch enemies?

Park Chanyeol: Since when were they our arch enemies?

Zhang Yixing: Since it’s a battle between us and them for rookie of the year?

Kim Joonmyun: Now don’t be childish.

Byun Baekhyun: It’s a good way to get to know them since I don’t think we’ve ever talked.

Park Chanyeol: Exactly! I’ll let you guys add them!

Kim Jongin: GREAT!

Do Kyungsoo: Enough with the sarcasm.

Park Chanyeol: This’ll be fun!

 

Park Chanyeol: GUYS! I’M AN ULZZANG!

Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Byun Baekhyun: When did you figure that out?

Kim Jongin: HAH.

Park Chanyeol: Himchan-hyung told me!

Byun Baekhyun: …Remind me who that is again?

Kim Himchan: Screw you. At least I knew all of your names.

Byun Baekhyun: Oh… you! (Still have no clue.)

Park Chanyeol: He’s from B.A.P Baekhyun!

Byun Baekhyun: Oh! The ulzzang? Sorry man.

Kim Himchan: Whatever. Besides, I only talk to other beautiful people.

Park Chanyeol: Aw! I’m beautiful?!

Kim Himchan: You’re an ulzzang aren’t you?

Park Chanyeol: You’re beautiful too!

Byun Baekhyun: Give me a break.

 

 

A/N: Stayed up til 3.45 am to give you guys this! Hope you like it :D

And here's a y Kai gif ;)