Huang Zitao: I GOT A FREAKING NEW CAR. LIKE. A BRAND NEW CAR. OMG. IT’S BEAUTIFUL.

Park Chanyeol, Byun Baekhyun and 13 others like this.

Park Chanyeol: No way.

Byun Baekhyun: You know, you got it just in time.

Huang Zitao: For what?

Byun Baekhyun: I have to go somewhere tomorrow… and I was looking for a ride.

Kim Jongin: Already taking advantage of him Baek?

Do Kyungsoo: Already? .

Huang Zitao: Sorry, I’ve got something to do tomorrow.

Park Chanyeol: Wait… how the hell did you afford a new car?

Kim Joonmyun: And why didn’t I know about this?

Lu Han: New car? Awesome! ^O^

Oh Sehun: The question is… who bought it for him. Cause Panda can’t save money.

Huang Zitao: Give me a second; and let me guys show you.

Byun Baekhyun: What does that mean?

Kim Jongin: Hmm…

 

Huang Zitao is now in a relationship with Wu Yifan.

Oh Sehun, Lu Han and 10 others like this.

Oh Sehun: Ohh! I totally get it.

Park Chanyeol: You guys are back together? I don’t get it!

Lu Han: I see… smooth Kris.

Wu Yifan: Shut it Lu Han.

Huang Zitao: Understand now Channie?

Byun Baekhyun: Thanks for the tip Kris!

Park Chanyeol: No >.<”

Kim Jongin: *Explaining* Hey Kyungsoo; if we ever break up, will you get ME a car so that we MAKE UP?

Do Kyungsoo: No.

Kim Jongin: Awh! Why the hell not?!

Park Chanyeol: Oh! So Kris bought Tao’s love back?!

Kim Joonmyun: Haha. Yeah Chanyeol, I guess he did.

Huang Zitao: To be honest; I thought I was going to die without him soon, and I was going to make up with him tomorrow… But then he bought me a car today and it sped up the progress!!!~

Wu Yifan: WHAT?!

Kim Minseok: Aha. That’s some funny .

Do Kyungsoo: Aw, Tao, we all love you ^O^

 

Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Are you happy now?

Huang Zitao likes this.

Wu Yifan: Completely, I got my life partner back (:

Park Chanyeol: Good… Good…

Wu Yifan: …Why?

 

Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Ayo Waddup Krees?!

Kim Jongin and Kim Minseok likes this.

Wu Yifan: Ayo Wassuuuuuuup?!

Park Chanyeol: OMFG! YOU DID IT! LIFE = COMPLETE!

 

Kim Jongin: So, if I watch a o… is it considered cheating?

Oh Sehun, Kim Jongdae and Zhang Yixing likes this.

Kim Jongdae: Aha… did you watch a o Kai?

Huang Zitao: I don’t think it’s considered cheating per se…

Kim Minseok: It depends on what your boyfriend thinks about this.

Lu Han: You dirty boy >:D

Oh Sehun: Definitely not. Of course it doesn’t.

Wu Yifan: Hey Lu Han, why do you think your boyfriend is sticking up so much for Kai? >:D

Lu Han: I don’t know.

Lu Han: Wait.

Lu Han: Sehun… YOU WATCHED A VIDEO WITHOUT ME?!

Oh Sehun: I’m sorry!

Huang Zitao: Have you ever watched a o while dating me Kris?

Wu Yifan: Why would I need to; when I have something much better beside me ;)

Zhang Yixing: Gross.

Kim Joonmyun: How can you stand my cheesiness – but not theirs?

Zhang Yixing: That’s private.

Do Kyungsoo: Oh, cheating huh?

Kim Jongin: I don’t think that’s cheating hunni.

Do Kyungsoo: Good, cause I’ve watched too many o’s while dating you.

Kim Jongin: Am I not satisfying enough?!

Do Kyungsoo: Of course you are babe!

Kim Jongin: Pfft. Don’t just tell me. SHOW ME.

Do Kyungsoo: *Runs to Kai*

Huang Zitao: So cute ^O^

Wu Yifan: …’Cute’?

Oh Sehun: You think that’s cute?!

Zhang Yixing: *sigh*

Huang Zitao: Yeah! In my point of view anyway – I admire their relationship.

Wu Yifan: Why? What about our relationship?

Huang Zitao: Ours is great! It’s just…

Kim Minseok: Haha, already in a crisis Taoris?

Kim Jongdae: Leave them alone!-… Nah, it’s hilarious :P

Wu Yifan: ‘Just…’ what?

Huang Zitao: We’ve just… not ‘done it’ in a long time, you know?

Wu Yifan: …Is this about ?

Huang Zitao: Yes, okay! It’s been ages!

Zhang Yixing: A crisis?

Kim Jongdae: I always thought that you guys were monsters.

Kim Joonmyun: Same here.

Kim Minseok: Yeah, thought yous banged each other every night?

Wu Yifan: Tao baby~ I’m sorry.

Huang Zitao: You guys thought we were animals?

Kim Jongdae: Yup!

Oh Sehun: Aren’t yous?

Wu Yifan: Zitao… Just get in my bed already.

Huang Zitao: Now?

Wu Yifan: ING NOW.

Huang Zitao: *blushes and runs*

Kim Jongdae: Hey, Baozi, since everyone else is having , do you want to?

Lu Han: What a pick up line Chen ;)

Kim Minseok: Thought you’d never ask babe.

Zhang Yixing: Tell me that didn’t work. Please.

Kim Joonmyun: That didn’t work.

Oh Sehun: It obviously did.

Zhang Yixing: Thanks for trying Suho. you maknae.

Kim Joonmyun: So Lay, my bed or yours?

Lu Han: Oh please…

Zhang Yixing: Mine ;)

Park Chanyeol: Damn! You guys should’ve invited us into this conversation sooner!

Oh Sehun: Why?

Byun Baekhyun: Because then we could’ve wrote a cheesy pick up line to get the other in bed. But we just had , so there’s no point.

Lu Han: You guys…

Park Chanyeol: Hey, Baekkie baby? ~

Byun Baekhyun: Yes Channie?

Park Chanyeol: Come to my room.

Byun Baekhyun: Why? I just left.

Oh Sehun: Here we go.

Park Chanyeol: I’m hard again, and I want you to fix it.

Byun Baekhyun: You’re certainly become blunt. Why should I help you?

Park Chanyeol: Because I’ll help you back. In any way you’d like.

Byun Baekhyun: Wow, you sold yourself nicely >:3

Lu Han: We’re~ All alone~! There’s no one hereeeeeee! Beside us!!!

Oh Sehun: Just think, every single other person are ing right now.

Lu Han: Oh my god.

Oh Sehun: What?

Lu Han: We are the outsiders!

Oh Sehun: If I read that correctly… That was a invitation wasn’t it?

Lu Han: Yes it was.

Oh Sehun: I’m there.

Kim Heechul: I’m so sending this chat to their manager >:D

 

Kim Jongin: If there are any long conversations on any more of my posts like the last one, I’ll kill you all.

Do Kyungsoo and Wu Yifan likes this.

Park Chanyeol: Why?

Kim Jongin: All the goddamn notifications.

 

Lee Sunghwan: I know all of Exo can see this. You are all in deep ing trouble.

Kim Joonmyun: Why?!

Wu Yifan: What did we do?!

Lee Sunghwan: I got sent a certain screenshot. One were all of you basically said you had gone to each other?

Kim Jongin: Oh… .

Do Kyungsoo: Can I just say – it’s all Kai’s fault.

Oh Sehun: I completely agree with that ^

Lu Han: Me too!

Huang Zitao: Me three!

Kim Jongin: HEY!

Lee Sunghwan: It’s all of your faults. Honestly, I’m disgusted with all of you.

Kim Jongdae: Once again – Kai’s fault.

Park Chanyeol: Definitely his fault.

Byun Baekhyun: Kai, how could you?!

Zhang Yixing: He’s a horrible person: forcing us to do that :O

Lee Sunghwan: Stop blaming it on only him – all of you said you were going to do it with each other.

Kim Minseok: I suggest you drop this matter, manager, unless you want everyone to find out about your play-partner.

Kim Jongin: WHAT?!

Kim Joonmyun: Aha! Just tell us anyway!

Lee Sunghwan: …

Kim Minseok: No? Okay then.

Kim Minseok: EVERYONE! MANAGERS GOT A BOY-TOY!

Do Kyungsoo: No ing way!

Byun Baekhyun: And you’re at us for doing things like that?!

Kim Jongdae: That’s actually priceless.

Park Chanyeol: I wonder who!

Lee Sunghwan: …So… how are you all today?

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Kim Minseok: HE DELETED THE FREAKING POST!

Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and Oh Sehun likes this.

Kim Jongin: Don’t worry, we’ve got the beef on him now. He won’t bother us again.

Park Chanyeol: It’s a shame he deleted it.

Kim Jongdae: I TOOK A SCREEN SHOT!

Byun Baekhyun: Did I ever tell you I loved you?

Park Chanyeol: You better not. .

Huang Zitao: Ah. Dominance in a relationship rocks. Especially by the seme.

Byun Baekhyun: …

Byun Baekhyun: …

Byun Baekhyun: …

Byun Baekhyun: I'm the uke?! WHAT THE !?

Park Chanyeol: Damn straight.

 

Zhang Yixing > Huang Zitao: Lemme be the first to say; your car is freaking awesome!

Wu Yifan and Huang Zitao likes this.

Huang Zitao: Tell me about it! I love it!

Zhang Yixing: Really though, let’s go out in it again sometime!

Huang Zitao: Of course! Let’s do it!

Zhang Yixing: We should go on a road trip (:

Huang Zitao: Sounds fun.

Zhang Yixing: I’ll pay for the food, you for the petrol.

Huang Zitao: Sounds… fair? :P

Wu Yifan: You are both welcome!

Zhang Yixing: You’re not invited.

 

Byun Baekhyun: Guys. We need to kill Heechul.

Kim Jongdae, Park Chanyeol and 9 others like this.

Park Chanyeol: Kim Heechul?

Kim Heechul: What did I do now?

Kim Jongdae: I thought all the other SM Artist disappeared.

Kim KiBum: Nah, we’re still here. Just can’t be bothered with you guys anymore.

Lee Taemin: Back to the situation at hand.

Kim Jongin: >_> What did he do Baek?

Byun Baekhyun: He’s the one that sent the screen shot of our conversation to our manager. I just saw his comment on Kai’ status.

Zhang Yixing: TRAITOR.

Kim Heechul: …He blackmailed me?

Park Chanyeol: Liar.

Lee Taemin: I thought you said you just wanted to cause some trouble Heechul hyung?

Byun Baekhyun: Go on, Heechul.

Kim Heechul: DAMN! I’ve got a TV show performance, gotta go!

Park Chanyeol: We’ll get him.

Zhang Yixing: Yup.

 

Kim Jongdae: ‘I just had ! And it felt, so good!’

Kim Jongin likes this.

Kim Minseok: That’s gross. I have to kill you now.

Kim Jongdae: Don’t matter! Had .

Kim Jongin: I freaking love you right now.

Oh Sehun: Haha.

 

Lu Han > Oh Sehun: I love you.

Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: Oh baby, I love you too.

Lu Han: Can I stay with you forever?

Oh Sehun: Of course you can.

Lu Han: YAY!

Oh Sehun: So what’s with the sudden affection?

Lu Han: No reason :D!

Oh Sehun: Okay (:

Lu Han: *myparentsarecomingovertothedormtomorrowandyouneedtobetherewithme*

Oh Sehun: OH! Sadly; I’ve scheduled a heart attack for tomorrow.

Lu Han: Baby!

Oh Sehun: There’s also that meeting with my psychologist tomorrow too.

Lu Han: You don’t have a psychologist.

Oh Sehun: I will do if I see them again.

Lu Han: That’s just mean.

Oh Sehun: So? And, I’ve got a feeling my hearing is fading tomorrow too.

Lu Han: Why are you being so mean?!

Oh Sehun: Why do you want to make me suffer?!

Lu Han: They are coming tomorrow, you will be there with me, and that’s, That.

Oh Sehun: …No.

Lu Han: That’s it.

 

Oh Sehun: Time to play with the parent’s in-law tomorrow.

Wu Yifan: What exactly did he do to make you agree.

Oh Sehun: Trust me. You don’t want to know.

Lu Han: *Evil Smirk*

 

 

A/N: Still don't think i'm finished with this yet guys ^^ ENJOY!