Logging In...
Facebook Time With Exo! [EDITING]
Zhang Yixing: Officially leaving Exo. Goodbye Cruel World.
Kim Jongdae likes this.
Kim Jongdae: Bye!
Kim Minseok: See ya!
Kim Joonmyun: Nuu! Why?!
Lu Han: So… many… Kims…
Kim Jongin: Let me add to that.
Oh Sehun: Back to the issue at hand – why are you leaving Lay?
Zhang Yixing: Because I can’t stand yous anymore.
Kim Minseok: That’s a bit harsh – what did we do?
Kim Joonmyun: Lay, you can’t leave.
Zhang Yixing: Ask Lu Han.
Oh Sehun: Babe, what did you do?
Lu Han: Not a thing.
Kim Minseok: He’s definitely lying.
Zhang Yixing: He’s blackmailing me.
Lu Han: YA! DON’T SAY THAT!
Kim Joonmyun: You’re blackmailing him? With what?
Zhang Yixing: …It’s too embarrassing.
Oh Sehun: *Psst* Lu Han, show me later…
Kim Joonmyun: So; why exactly are you blackmailing him?
Lu Han: You’ll find out later. And Sehun? I can’t ):
Oh Sehun: Aw, babe D:
Zhang Yixing: I’m still leaving. So that Lu Han can’t get to me no more.
Lee Sunghwan: Lay, you can’t leave, you’re still under contract. So unless you want to go through a lot of paper work and attend court; you’re staying in Exo.
Kim Jongdae: When did you get a Facebook Manager?
Lee Sunghwan: Ages ago; I’ve had you as a friend for a long time Chen.
Lu Han: Haha Lay, you’re not getting out of this one.
Zhang Yixing: Screw you all.
Kim Jongin: Damn, I’ve just had the best night of my life <3! :3
Kim Jongdae likes this.
Wu Yifan: Do I even want to know. No, scratch that. Does Facebook NEED to know?
Kim Jongdae: Kris, stop being the party pooper.
Wu Yifan: What, so you want to hear about his life?
Kim Jongin: What makes you think it’s about my life exactly?!
Huang Zitao: When is, whatever you say, NOT about your life?
Wu Yifan: Exactly.
Kim Jongdae: What if I DO want to hear it?
Do Kyungsoo: Better damn well not be about your life. Cause if it is, you don’t have one anymore.
Kim Jongin: It is not! GOD!
Oh Sehun: Then please, explain.
Wu Yifan: Yes, please do.
Kim Jongin: Actually, when I got in from work, there was a bunch of rose petals leading to a warm bubble bath where Kyungsoo was waiting in ; holding a single rose and beside him was a bucket of ice with a champagne bottle in it, and two glasses. When I got in, he gave me the best back rub of my life, and then carried me to our bed and let me fall asleep in his arms.
Huang Zitao: Oh my…
Kim Jongdae: Woah…
Wu Yifan: That shut me up…
Do Kyungsoo: Kai…
Kim Jongin: Yes honey?
Do Kyungsoo: That never happened.
Kim Jongin: …FINE. The status was about the .
Wu Yifan: HAH! Knew it.
Lu Han: Plan worked ^O^!~ :D!
Oh Sehun: What did you do?
Lu Han: You’ll see ;)
Huang Zitao: I’ve got a feeling two members are about to announce their relationship online.
Lu Han: You know me to well Panda~
Wu Yifan: Don’t. Call. Him. That.
Lu Han: Why not? He is, after all, my Panda cub~
Huang Zitao: Lu Han…
Zhang Yixing is now in a relationship with Kim Joonmyun.
Oh Sehun, Lu Han and 9 others like this.
Lu Han: Woooo! I definitely have a talent for this!
Wu Yifan: Damn.
Kim Jongin: Got you too, huh?
Huang Zitao: I think it’s dead cute!
Park Chanyeol: I’m away from Facebook for only one week; and this happens?!
Zhang Yixing: …
Do Kyungsoo: Something wrong Lay?
Kim Joonmyun: Lay, we should talk about this.
Wu Yifan: Already having problems?
Oh Sehun: Well, this was technically brought about by blackmail.
Huang Zitao: Oh, yeah!
Zhang Yixing: I’m coming to your room now Suho.
Kim Jongin: Oaft ;D
Do Kyungsoo: Kai… Do you have to be like that 24/7?
Kim Jongin: Yes.
Wu Yifan > Oh Sehun: Your boyfriend made a tape of you two.
Oh Sehun: WHAT!?
Wu Yifan: Yup.
Oh Sehun: How do you know?
Wu Yifan: I was rummaging through some of his stuff to find something he borrowed, and I found the tape.
Oh Sehun: …Did you watch it?
Wu Yifan: Nope.
Oh Sehun: Then how do you know.
Wu Yifan: I think the title ‘Sehun baby’s and my godly tape’ made it clear what it was.
Oh Sehun: That …
Lu Han: WOAH! What the hell Kris?!
Wu Yifan: What?
Oh Sehun: I can’t believe you.
Lu Han: Sehunnie~!
Oh Sehun: Save it.
Oh Sehun is now single.
Wu Yifan likes this.
Lu Han: What the hell?!
Wu Yifan: Aha.
Lu Han: Kris!! Why the hell would you say that?!
Wu Yifan: It’s payback .
Lu Han: For what?!
Wu Yifan: For calling Tao ‘Panda Cub’.
Lu Han: …
Lu Han: …
Lu Han: Seriously?
Wu Yifan: Definitely.
Lu Han: That’s… really mean ):
Wu Yifan: You’re right. I’m sorry.
Lu Han: You separated us.
Wu Yifan: I’ll fix this.
Lu Han: You better.
Wu Yifan > Oh Sehun: I’m sorry. I made the whole thing up to get payback.
Lu Han likes this.
Oh Sehun: You did?
Wu Yifan: Yes.
Oh Sehun: So, it was just payback?
Wu Yifan: Yes. I’m sorry.
Oh Sehun: Oh…
Lu Han: Thanks Kris ^O^
Wu Yifan: You’re welcome.
Lu Han: Good ^^
Oh Sehun: So there is no tape?
Wu Yifan: Nope.
Lu Han: Actually, yes, there is.
Oh Sehun: WHAT?!
Wu Yifan: Then why the hell did you shout at me for saying there was one when there actually is?!
Lu Han: BECAUSE YOU RUINED HIS BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!
Kim Jongdae: I feel so left out. You know; as the lead singer of Exo-M, I deserve some attention.
Kim Minseok and Park Chanyeol likes this.
Kim Minseok: Aww, Chennie~ Why?
Park Chanyeol: You do get attention.
Kim Jongdae: Baozi, you should be feeling the same :’( Chanyeol, go away.
Kim Minseok: Well, I don’t.
Kim Jongdae: Have you been bothered by Lu Han lately?
Kim Minseok: Nope :D!
Kim Jongdae: There’s your problem.
Park Chanyeol: Ah, I get it! FINALLY, I GET SOMETHING!
Kim Minseok: Wow. Well done. But seriously. What are you going on about Chen?
Kim Jongdae: That’s it.
Kim Minseok: What?
Kim Minseok: Chen?
Kim Minseok: GODDAMMIT.
Lu Han: Now you know how I feel.
Park Chanyeol: I MISS BAEKHYUNNIE~!!!
Huang Zitao likes this.
Kim Jongin: He’ll be back soon.
Park Chanyeol: Or maybe he’s NEVER coming back.
Huang Zitao: Of course he’ll come back.
Kim Jongin: He’s just being stupid Tao.
Oh Sehun: Or, he’s right, and Baekhyun’s already ditched us.
Park Chanyeol: Oh god. He dumped me!!
Kim Jongin: God, please spare me from their stupidity.
Do Kyungsoo: I hope by God, you mean me.
Kim Jongin: ...
Huang Zitao: I think that was… a invite.
Kim Jongin: I was thinking that. But it’s Kyungsoo.
Do Kyungsoo: Just come here Kai.
Kim Jongin: *SPEEDS OFF; RIPPING CLOTHES OFF WHILE DOING SO*
Park Chanyeol: Does he manage to make every conversation a ual one? What about my Baekhyunnie?
Huang Zitao: He’ll be back soon.
Park Chanyeol: But HOW soon? I can’t live like this much anymore!
Huang Zitao: I don’t know, but trust him.
Park Chanyeol: Okay ):
Kim Joonmyun: Personally, I think my life is now complete.
Zhang Yixing and Lu Han likes this.
Kim Minseok: GAY.
Zhang Yixing: Well naw!
Zhang Yixing: But yeah Suho, that was pretty gay.
Kim Joonmyun: Lay! That was mean ):
Zhang Yixing: Sorry baby.
Kim Jongdae: *SIGH*
Lu Han: What’s wrong Chen?
Kim Joonmyun: Yeah, stop making my status depressing please.
Kim Jongdae: I want to be in love too.
Park Chanyeol: You know, I think I’ve finally found out the meaning of cheesy words.
Lu Han: Oh, I see. I’ll get back to you Chen, my dear.
Kim Minseok: Chen, I didn’t know you had a thing for me.
Kim Jongdae: I don’t!... yet.
Kim Minseok: .
Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: Why have you left me?
Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: I miss you so much D:
Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: I’m wondering, have you found someone else over in Japan?
Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: I hope you come back soon.
Kim Joonmyun > Park Chanyeol: Stop. With the ing. Depressing. Statements. Or I swear to God. I WILL HAVE ON YOUR BED WITH YOU ON IT.
Kim Jongin likes this.
Kim Jongin: I had no idea you had that sort of talk in you.
Wu Yifan: And you shouted at me and Panda for having in your bed?
Huang Zitao: I agree.
Kim Joonmyun: I’m just annoyed. That’s all.
Park Chanyeol: That’s disgusting leader. What kind of example are you setting?
Wu Yifan: Haha…
Kim Joonmyun: Whatever. But stop with the depressing messages to Baekhyun will ya?
Kim Jongin: He’s right. It’s making us all bothered.
Huang Zitao: Yeah, I kinda agree. It’s ruining the mood.
Wu Yifan: Definitely. Stop it.
Park Chanyeol: This is bullying! ): Can’t I miss my boyfriend?
Kim Minseok: No.
Byun Baekhyun: Stop picking on my baby.
Park Chanyeol: BAEKIEE!!!!
Park Chanyeol: Off to bed with my one and only – the first night together in two weeks ^O^
Byun Baekhyun likes this.
Byun Baekhyun: Damn, I should leave more often.
Park Chanyeol: Nuu! Don’t ever leave me again!
Byun Baekhyun: Okay, darling.
Kim Minseok > Lu Han: What the hell did you do to Chen?
Lu Han: What do you mean?
Kim Minseok: You know exactly what I mean.
Lu Han: Don’t have a clue. You know; every single little thing that happens – I get the blame for.
Kim Minseok: I don’t think Chen, coming into my room, trying to me is little!
Lu Han: Oh! That…
Kim Minseok: ‘That’?
Lu Han: It’s not really a big thing.
Kim Minseok: It’s a ing big thing when my best friend tries to get in my pants.
Lu Han: OR! Maybe it’s a great thing!
Kim Minseok: No, it’s not.
Lu Han: Wait… did you reject him?
Kim Minseok: Lu Han…
Lu Han: Oh my god… my plan actually failed.
Kim Minseok: So you did plan this.
Lu Han: Not really.
Kim Minseok: What the hell does that even mean?
Lu Han: It was half Chen’s idea.
Kim Minseok: Whatever.
Lu Han: I still can’t believe it failed.
Lu Han > Kim Jongdae: I’m sorry it failed.
Kim Jongdae and Kim Minseok likes this.
Kim Jongdae: What are you talking about?
Lu Han: I’m sorry it didn’t work. But you can always try again.
Kim Jongdae: Try what again?
Lu Han: You know, jumping Xiumin.
Kim Jongdae: Why would I need to try it again?
Lu Han: Cause you failed first time?
Kim Jongdae: No I didn’t.
Lu Han: What? But, Xiumin said you guys didn’t do it.
Kim Minseok: Never said such a thing.
Lu Han: But…
Kim Jongdae: Thanks Lu Han.
Kim Minseok: Yeah buddy.
Lu Han: So you guys… are in a relationship now.
Kim Jongdae: YUP!
Kim Minseok: NOPE!
Kim Jongdae: WHY?
Kim Minseok: Having does not mean we are dating.
Kim Jongdae: Oh… isn’t that how everyone started dating?
Kim Minseok: I don’t want to be like that.
Kim Jongdae: So… Wanna date?
Kim Minseok: No.
Lu Han: I tried.
Byun Baekhyun: All of Exo are now dating!!!! *TAGS ALL OF EXO*
Kim Jongin, Do Kyungsoo and 10 others like this.
Kim Jongin: YAY!
Kim Minseok: Not my idea.
Oh Sehun: Wow, what a band we are.
Park Chanyeol: Yeah baby! We can have a LARGE couple date!
Kim Joonmyun: For some reason, I think I’ll pass.
Zhang Yixing: You know what? Me too.
Kim Jongdae: yeah!
Lu Han: All thanks to ME!
Huang Zitao: Well, not ALL thanks to you. Kris and I got together on our own.
Wu Yifan: Exactly, we did the work ourselves.
Kim Jongin: Hell, I’m just glad we only have each other on this.
Park Chanyeol: Oh my god, yeah! Imagine if we had other idols or FANS on this?!
Byun Baekhyun: Hah. That would have been funny.
Do Kyungsoo: I’m so sorry guys.
Wu Yifan: Why?
Huang Zitao: Why hyung?
Do Kyungsoo: I have every artist from SM entertainment as my friends… and you tagged me.
Do Kyungsoo: They can all see this post.
Kim Joonmyun: …
Byun Baekhyun: …
Wu Yifan: …
Huang Zitao: …
Do Kyungsoo: …
Park Chanyeol: …
Kim Jongin: …
Lu Han: …
Oh Sehun: …
Kim Jongdae: …
Kim Minseok: …
Lee Sunghwan: …
Do Kyungsoo: I’m so sorry.
Heechul: Well guys… Guess what I’m spreading around? ;D
A/N: There will probabyl be another part ^O^
Comments