Park Chanyeol: It’s been so long. I feel like I owe you. I’m so sorry Facebook, I’m so sorry…
Kim Jongin, Byun Baekhyun and 3 others likes this.
Byun Baekhyun: Oh yeah, forgot about this.
Kim Jongin: That’s what we get for being amazing and super popular idols.
Wu Yifan: At least there are no stupid conversations anymore.
Huang Zitao: Yeah but now Chanyeol’s said this, I feel I’ve been neglecting it too.
Wu Yifan: No.
Huang Zitao: Oh yes. Facebook? EXO IS BACK.
Park Chanyeol: YEAHHHHHHHHH!
Lu Han > Oh Sehun: Shall I pick you up at eight my dear?
Oh Sehun likes this.
Oh Sehun: What are you talking about?
Lu Han: I’m talking about the date I’m taking you out on tonight.
Oh Sehun: Have you forgotten you’re in China at the moment whilst I’m in an entirely different country?
Kim Jongdae: Did no one tell you we’re heading back this afternoon?
Oh Sehun: No… they didn’t…
Lu Han: CHEN! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.
Kim Jongdae: Oh well! Yeah, we should be there around seven pm tonight by the way!”
Lu Han: Chen, seriously? >:(
Oh Sehun: Oh okay…
Kim Minseok: Jongdae, get out of this conversation and let Lu Han ask Sehun out, okay?
Kim Jongdae: Geez, fine.
Lu Han: Anyway… can you pretend it was a surprise that I’m coming back tonight?
Oh Sehun: I guess so.
Lu Han: Great! I better see a surprised expression.
Oh Sehun: I will try my best!
Kim Jongin: I’VE AN ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYONE.
Byun Baekhyun, Park Chanyeol and Kim Minseok likes this.
Park Chanyeol: What is it?!?!?!?!
Kim Jongin: …
Park Chanyeol: Kai!
Byun Baekhyun: Do not feed his need for attention baby.
Kim Jongin: Excuse moi?!
Kim Minseok: Heh. Just pictured you speaking in a horrible French accident. Because you suck.
Kim Jongin: You know what?
Kim Minseok: What?
Kim Jongin: Boop.
Park Chanyeol: Can we get back to this announcement?
Kim Jongin: Kyunggie is cooking and I thought you all should know.
Park Chanyeol: That was it
Kim Jongin: Yup!
Park Chanyeol: Wow. .
Kim Jongin: Go suck Baekhyun’s.
Park Chanyeol: Will do.
Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Hey Big guy.
Wu Yifan: ‘Big Guy’?
Huang Zitao: I’m testing out new pet names for ya.
Wu Yifan: I’ll pass on that one.
Huang Zitao: Honey muffins?
Wu Yifan: Sounds like something I should be calling you?
Huang Zitao: I am NOTHING like those honey muffins.
Wu Yifan: Whatever you say babe.
Huang Zitao: How about… Cutie Patootie?!
Wu Yifan: I’m not cute.
Huang Zitao: I happen to think you’re adorable!
Wu Yifan: NEXT.
Huang Zitao: Cuddle Bug! YES. Kris is my cuddle bug!
Wu Yifan: …
Huang Zitao: You can’t change my mind. Soz.
Wu Yifan: Oh great. That’s all I need. To have my species changed and for the world to know I like to cuddle.
Do Kyungsoo: Don’t worry Kris! Everyone knows Kai likes to cuddle; now it’s your turn.
Wu Yifan: Piss off Kyungsoo.
Do Kyungsoo: …
Kim Joonmyun: Calling on Cuddle Bug!
Wu Yifan: PISS OFF.
Kim Joonmyun: No, but seriously Cuddle Bug, I need your leadership over here.
Park Chanyeol > Wu Yifan: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing like a buggggggggggg.
Wu Yifan: Seriously, you.
Byun Baekhyun: I WILL!
Park Chanyeol: YAY. Cheers Cuddle Bug.
Zhang Yixing > Wu Yifan: Hey Kris?
Wu Yifan: OFF BEFORE I SERIOUSLY HURT YOU.
Zhang Yixing > Kim Joonmyun: I’m not one to usually do this. like, tell on someone, but… can you talk to Kris? He swore at me and threatened me.
Kim Joonmyun likes this.
Kim Joonmyun: He did what?
Zhang Yixing: Go look. I didn’t even DO anything.
Huang Zitao: Aw don’t worry about Kris. He’s just on his period.
Kim Joonmyun: Oh, one of those days?
Zhang Yixing: If he’s PMSing then you should really get him to the doctor.
Huang Zitao: Why?
Zhang Yixing: There’s a couple of reason, maybe one being HE’S A BOY?!
Huang Zitao: How do you know?
Kim Joonmyun: You mean… he’s not a guy?
Huang Zitao: Of course he is! Just don’t assume anything -__-!
Zhang Yixing: You guys are perfect for each other.
Huang Zitao: THANKS!
Oh Sehun: I’m feeling the best I’ve felt for a long time!
Do Kyungsoo, Lu Han and 5 others like this.
Do Kyungsoo: Oh? What happened?
Byun Baekhyun: I’m guessing the date went really well?
Oh Sehun: You thought correct!
Lu Han: That’s because I’m like the best boyfriend ever.
Oh Sehun: No arguments here, at all.
Do Kyungsoo: What happened?
Byun Baekhyun: Tell!
Lu Han: I took him out to a very quiet (but good) restaurant and we ate, talked before we took a stroll in the park. That’s all.
Oh Sehun: That may be all but seriously, it was the calmest I’ve ever felt.
Do Kyungsoo: That’s so sweet! Seriously.
Byun Baekhyun: Totally jealous.
Do Kyungsoo: Me too!
Lu Han: Real subtle hints guys!
Kim Joonmyun: I need two volunteers.
Zhang Yixing, Lu Han and 3 others like this.
Park Chanyeol: What for exactly?
Huang Zitao: What are we supposedly signing up for?
Kim Jongin: Maybe he wants a foursome.
Do Kyungsoo: Such a dirty mind.
Kim Jongdae: Like you all weren’t thinking the exact same thing.
Kim Joonmyun: No, the manager just laid an idea beside me, and I need two volunteers to participate, I already refused.
Oh Sehun: If you refused, then it must be something bad.
Park Chanyeol: I wanna know!
Do Kyungsoo: I’m not sure I do…
Kim Joonmyun: I need two of you to perform Troublemaker’s ‘Now’ dance.
Do Kyungsoo: Thought so.
Byun Baekhyun: No freaking way.
Kim Jongin: Eh… Even I’m not doing that.
Huang Zitao: KRIS AND I WILL DEFINITELY DO THIS!
Wu Yifan: Kris shall NOT be doing this.
Huang Zitao: Oh come on! I’ll be Hyunseung and I’m sure you’ll be a terrific Hyuna!
Wu Yifan: that.
Kim Joonmyun: LANGUAGE.
Zhang Yixing: Aw I’ve missed you saying that.
Park Chanyeol: I agree with Tao
Lu Han: Me too!
Kim Jongin: Me three.
Byun Baekhyun: Me four.
Kim Minseok: Me five.
Kim Jongdae: Me six.
Do Kyungsoo: Me seven.
Zhang Yixing: Me eight!
Wu Yifan: SHUT UP.
Kim Joonmyun: Thanks TaoRis! And Kris, you should really think about getting anger management classes. Your anger has taken a wrong turn ever since we all got back onto Facebook.
Huang Zitao: Tell me about it. Even off of Facebook he’s angrier.
Wu Yifan: Guys. I said no.
Huang Zitao: Kris…
Wu Yifan: Seriously. No. I’m going to ignore you from now on.
Huang Zitao: What??
Wu Yifan: Later.
Kim Joonmyun: Yeah… Kris just left the dorm.
Huang Zitao: Guess that’s a no to the Troublemaker.
Kim Joonmyun: I was joking anyway…
Huang Zitao: Great… now I’ve a pissed off boyfriend for no reason.
Kim Minseok: Christmas Time!
Kim Jongdae: Mistletoe and Wine!
Lu Han: Children Singing!
Oh Sehun: Christian Rhymes!
Kim Jongin: Now promoting, the barbershop quartet! Christmas edition!
Kim Jongin: I got a new addiction.
Kim Joonmyun, Wu Yifan and 6 others likes this.
Kim Jongdae: Apart from Kyungsoo’s ?
Do Kyungsoo: HEY. Come on now, no need.
Kim Jongin: Seriously Chen, you’re like my long lost child.
Lu Han: Thought I was KaiSoo’s kid?
Kim Jongdae: You’ve been replaced.
Do Kyungsoo: No one can replace my Lulu.
Kim Jongdae: ANYWAY. The new addiction Jongin?
Kim Jongin: Energy drinks.
Lu Han: Don’t you remember the last time you drank loads of caffeinated drinks last year?
Kim Jongin: No, I don’t.
Lu Han: Exactly.
Kim Jongdae: I fully support you daddy.
Kim Jongin: Gee, thanks. Now, since you’ve agreed, I’ve now placed energy drinks as your new addiction too.
Kim Jongdae: Yes sir! XIUMIN. DRINKS. NOW.
Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: I think you’re magnificent.
Byun Baekhyun likes this.
Byun Baekhyun: You’re too sweet!
Park Chanyeol: It’s true, I just watched your performance and you’re really amazing.
Byun Baekhyun: Oh babe, I like this side of you.
Park Chanyeol: Can I shower you with gifts please?
Byun Baekhyun: You need to ask me?
Park Chanyeol: Thought so. Beware, you’re about to be spoiled.
Do Kyungsoo > Kim Jongin: Um, you just got a call.
Kim Jongin likes this.
Kim Jongin: What are you talking about baby?
Do Kyungsoo: You left your phone in our room, you got a call.
Kim Jongin: Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!
Do Kyungsoo: Kai, where are you right now?
Kim Jongin: Right. Out of the dorms. Okay, so, who was it?
Do Kyungsoo: I’ll just say it straight – apparently it was one of your exes?
Kim Jongin: Huh?
Do Kyungsoo: You put the name down as ‘EX no 3’?
Kim Jongin: Oh…
Kim Jongdae: BUSTED.
Lu Han: Oh my god, I used to LOVE that band.
Kim Jongdae: Did you know they are coming back?
Lu Han: I heard!
Kim Jongin: GUYS SHUT UP.
Do Kyungsoo: Just get home, okay?
Kim Jongin: I’ll be there as fast as I can.
Zhang Yixing > Huang Zitao: Do you remember, a long while ago, you agreed to go on a road trip with me?
Huang Zitao, Lu Han and Oh Sehun likes this.
Huang Zitao: Are you talking about the time when Kris got me the car?
Zhang Yixing: Yeah!
Huang Zitao: What about it?
Zhang Yixing: Wanna go?
Huang Zitao: …Yes please. I need to get out.
Zhang Yixing: I thought so. Let’s go!
Huang Zitao: I’ll be right there.
Kim Joonmyun: Has anyone seen Yifan anywhere lately?
Kim Minseok likes this.
Kim Minseok: Now that you mention it, no.
Oh Sehun: He’s not around lately.
Do Kyungsoo: Well it is our long break.
Lu Han: And wasn’t he kind of pissed off last time he was here?
Kim Joonmyun: Yeah, I’m trying to find him. Any ideas?
Oh Sehun: Go ask Tao.
Kim Joonmyun: I can’t: he and Lay went on a road trip.
Do Kyungsoo: Without their phones?
Kim Joonmyun: Oh… right.
Park Chanyeol: Don’t worry. Ever since we got Facebook back, I’ve forgotten about all other communication devices too.
Byun Baekhyun: Flowers, chocolates, cards and roses. I feel like a woman.
Park Chanyeol and Lu Han likes this.
Lu Han: That’s so cute! :3
Park Chanyeol: Is that a bad thing? I thought you like gifts…
Byun Baekhyun: I love them!
Lu Han: It sounded like criticism.
Byun Baekhyun: Sorry Channie, it wasn’t! Just showing how good a boyfriend you are!
Park Chanyeol: Thank god! My heart was pounding like a nail!
Lu Han: …
Byun Baekhyun: I’m glad you’re so good at giving gifts. *sigh*
Huang Zitao: Hey, we’re back!
Zhang Yixing: Hey, we are!
Huang Zitao: Hey I had a fabulous time. Thanks Lay.
Zhang Yixing: No problem, let’s do it again!
Huang Zitao: Yeah! I think I just heard Kris come in, excuse me.
Zhang Yixing: Go get em’ tiger.
Kim Jongdae: Well that escalated quickly.
Kim Minseok: Room change? Anyone?
Kim Jongin: *gulp* I hate the fact that that .
Kim Joonmyun: Soundproof rooms. Amazing technology that we need.
Do Kyungsoo: All these statuses are about Kris and Tao arguing then having , right?
Kim Jongin likes this.
Kim Jongin: You’re right baby!
Do Kyungsoo: And you got because of that?
Kim Jongin: You didn’t?
Do Kyungsoo: …
Kim Jongin: Thought so. Stop feigning innocence.
Huang Zitao: STOP INTRUDING.
Do Kyungsoo: Oh my god Tao. I can still hear you. YOU’RE ON FACEBOOK WHILST HAVING ?!
Lu Han: Is Kris that boring?
Oh Sehun: By those sounds – no.
Huang Zitao: He’s away getting refreshments. Shut up. All of you.
Kim Jongin: Have fun!
Do Kyungsoo: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Lu Han: Everyone just saw a Kris run in the hallway to the bathroom, right?
Do Kyungsoo: Yup.
Kim Jongin: Uh-huh.
Kim Jongdae: …sadly yes.
Kim Minseok: *Shivers*
Oh Sehun: Ew.
Huang Zitao: You all love it.
Wu Yifan > Huang Zitao: YOU GO ON FACEBOOK IN THE MIDDLE OF ?!
Kim Jongin: Take it he just saw the status!
Huang Zitao: Thanks everyone for pissing Kris off this past week. It was the best we've had in ages!
Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and 8 others like this.
A/N: It's been a while right? Well, I've been wanting to update this for a long time! Have fun reading! <3