Zhang Yixing: Please don’t tell me I’m the one that’s going to ask about it.

Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: Ask about what?

Kim Joonmyun: What’s up?

Zhang Yixing: I take it that’s a yes?

Oh Sehun: I guess… so?

 

 

Zhang Yixing > Park Chanyeol: What the hell is with the damn curtains?!

Byun Baekhyun, Oh Sehun and 4 others likes this.

Park Chanyeol: What are you talking about?

Byun Baekhyun: I’ve tried asking, trust me.

Oh Sehun: Oh, that’s what it’s about!

Kim Jongin: Maybe the dude likes curtains!

Park Chanyeol: Thank you Jongin!

Kim Jongin: Which is ing weird though.

Park Chanyeol: You are such a deceiving .

Lu Han: LANGUAGE.

Kim Joonmyun: Don’t steal my line!

Zhang Yixing: Yeah, don’t steal his line!

Lu Han: Geez. Sorry.

 

 

Huang Zitao: If my hair isn’t the most awesomest thing ever then I don’t know what is.

Wu Yifan, Zhang Yixing and Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Byun Baekhyun: Dude, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

Wu Yifan: Of course, any colour on you is the most perfect thing ever.

Huang Zitao: Oh my god baby you are so sweet.

Wu Yifan: I know gorgeous, but I’m really just being honest here.

Byun Baekhyun: Oh please.

Huang Zitao: I love you Krissy!

Wu Yifan: As I love you Taozi!

Byun Baekhyun: Leaving and unfollowing conversation right now.

 

 

Oh Sehun > Huang Zitao: You realise my hair is better than yours right?

Lu Han likes this.

Huang Zitao: Hah. Funny!

Oh Sehun: I’m not trying to be.

Huang Zitao: You should really try being a comedian!

Lu Han: Oh Tao, stop being a sore loser.

 

 

Huang Zitao > Oh Sehun: TABI has my hair colour, meaning we’re hair related.

Oh Sehun: Who the hell is TABI?

Huang Zitao: Oh my god. You did not just ask me that.

Oh Sehun: I did, but who is he?!

Do Kyungsoo: Oh my, Sehun, even I am disappointed.

Kim Jongin: And me.

Oh Sehun: Who is he?

Huang Zitao: Like, the greatest rapper ever.

Oh Sehun: Oh, that’s not you?

Huang Zitao: Aw, thanks for your support!

Wu Yifan: Come on maknae.

Kim Jongdae: Dude, respect points are gone.

 

 

Huang Zitao > Oh Sehun: THIS IS TABI.

Oh Sehun: T.O.P?

Huang Zitao: Of course!

Oh Sehun: Well then say freaking T.O.P and not TABI!

Huang Zitao: But his name is TABI.

Oh Sehun: No, his name is T.O.P.

Kim Minseok: Actually you are both wrong, it’s Choi Seung-hyun.

Huang Zitao: Piss off Xiumin.

Kim Jongdae: Don’t talk to him like that!

Huang Zitao: Stop ruining my fun.

Oh Sehun: Haha Tao. Take that!

Huang Zitao: Just gang up on me why don’t ya!

Kim Jongdae: Okay!

Kim Minseok: Okay!

Oh Sehun: Okay!

Huang Zitao: KRISSY!

 

 

Wu Yifan: Don’t touch or insult my baby again. Or I will hurt you all.

Huang Zitao likes this.

Huang Zitao: Booyah! Take that!

Wu Yifan: Don’t worry baby, I got you.

Huang Zitao: I know honey.

 

 

Do Kyungsoo: NO! Dammit it all!

Kim Jongin, Kim Jongdae and 2 others likes this.

Kim Jongdae: Who died?!

Oh Sehun: That’s the first place you go to?

Kim Jongdae: Well yeah. I know.

Do Kyungsoo: Sorry, I’m watching a program and something horrible just happened.

Kim Jongin: Again with that?

Do Kyungsoo: Yes, it’s horrible!

Oh Sehun: Well, sometimes that’s the price you pay when watching your favourite show!

Kim Jongdae: Like when I watch SpongeBob. Some things that sponge goes through is horrible.

Kim Minseok: Oh please Chen. It’s SpongeBob.

Kim Jongdae: It’s inhumane the things that he has to go through!

Oh Sehun: Oh dear.

Do Kyungsoo: Going back to Supernatural now. Bye!

 

 

Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol: So like, are you practicing again tonight?

Park Chanyeol: Yeah, I need to get Growl down.

Byun Baekhyun: Haven’t you already?

Park Chanyeol: I have a little, but I want it perfect.

Byun Baekhyun: Ugh, fine.

 

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Jongin: s.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Kim Jongin: Ew.

Kim Jongdae: You don’t like em’?

Kim Jongin: This might be a surprise to you but…

Kim Jongdae: Oh my god, what?

Kim Jongin: I don’t know how to say this…

Kim Jongdae: Just tell me.

Kim Jongin: I’m actually gay.

Kim Jongdae: Oh no!

Kim Jongin: Excuse me?! Are you a homophobic?!

Kim Jongdae: Aren’t you going to hit on me now

Kim Jongin: Ew. I’m already taken. Someone without s!

Kim Jongdae: Boo.

 

 

Kim Minseok > Kim Jongdae: Hey hot stuff, wanna date?

Kim Jongdae: O_O

 

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Jongin: I’m gay too!

Kim Jongin: I knew that.

Kim Jongdae: How?

Kim Jongin: You’ve actually been dating someone for the past few months.

Kim Jongdae: Amazing!

Lu Han: You guys are freaking psychos!

 

 

Zhang Yixing: Forever we lie, in a tomb full of ghosts, but when we are rested, we are stronger than most~

Kim Joonmyun, Byun Baekhyun and 6 others likes this.

Kim Joonmyun: Did you write that yourself?

Zhang Yixing: I did, yeah.

Kim Joonmyun: It’s beautiful.

Zhang Yixing: Thank you darling.

Byun Baekhyun: Woah, deep bro, deep.

Do Kyungsoo: Uh… we aren’t those ghosts are we?

Zhang Yixing: Shall we test that?

Do Kyungsoo: Okay?

Zhang Yixing: Are you dead?

Do Kyungsoo: No!

Zhang Yixing: Then there you go!

Do Kyungsoo: Oh great!

Kim Joonmyun: Oh Kyungsoo, you’re brilliant.

Kim Jongin: Oh baby. I wub you.

 

 

Kim Minseok > Kim Jongin: I don’t think I’ve ever sent you a message on this before.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Kim Jongin: No, no you haven’t.

Kim Minseok: So uh, how are you?

Kim Jongin: Fine, fine.

Kim Minseok: Good.

Kim Jongin: …

Kim Minseok: …

Kim Jongin: …Why did you have to send me this and make it awkward?

Kim Minseok: Because I am bored.

Kim Jongin: Then go Jongdae.

Kim Minseok: You know what?!

Kim Jongin: What?

Kim Minseok: I’ma go do that.

Kim Jongdae: Thank you so much Kai.

 

 

Lu Han: I want a kitty.

Park Chanyeol, Do Kyungsoo and 2 others likes this.

Park Chanyeol: Can I get one also?

Lu Han: No, just me!

Park Chanyeol: Aw. :(!

Byun Baekhyun: Chanyeol, you have me, don’t worry.

Park Chanyeol: Okay!

Lu Han: I want a kitty.

 

 

Oh Sehun > Kim Jongdae: ING DELETE THAT GOD DAMN PICTURE

Kim Jongdae: Haha no.

Kim Minseok: I thought you looked adorable.

Kim Joonmyun: No swearing maknae.

Zhang Yixing: For the record, you did look rather cute Sehun!

Oh Sehun: Chen, delete it now.

Kim Jongdae: Sehun, no.

Lu Han: Send me it!

Oh Sehun: This is all your ing fault.

Kim Joonmyun: LANGUAGE!

Kim Jongdae: Kay!

 

 

Oh Sehun > Lu Han: It’s all your fault. Goddamn it.

Lu Han: You’re my boyfriend, you’re supposed to please me!

Oh Sehun: Not like that!

Lu Han: I just wanted a kitty.

Oh Sehun: When I agreed I didn’t want to dress up like one!

Zhang Yixing: You were still damn cute!

Oh Sehun: Kill me.

 

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A/N: Here you go! 5th update today! This update is for jadespar! <3