Huang Zitao > Oh Sehun: Wanna come out with me tonight?

 

Oh Sehun likes this.

 

Oh Sehun: Of course! Where do you want to go?

 

Huang Zitao: Hmm... A club?

 

Oh Sehun: You realise I'm hardly legal, right?

 

Huang Zitao: So? Come on! It'll be fun!

 

Oh Sehun: I don't know...

 

Huang Zitao: What's the problem?

 

Oh Sehun: I don't know if Lu Han would like the idea of this.

 

Huang Zitao: Do you always do what he tells you to?

 

Oh Sehun: No, but...

 

Huang Zitao: Come on Sehunnie! Let's dance, let's drink, let's have fun!

 

Oh Sehun: …

 

Huang Zitao: Please?

 

Oh Sehun: Ugh Fine Panda Tao, I'll go.

 

Huang Zitao: Yay!

 

 

 

Do Kyungsoo: Someone help me!

 

Kim Joonmyun: What is it?!

 

Lu Han: Baby, what's wrong?!

 

Do Kyungsoo: It's Jongin... It's Jongin...

 

Kim Joonmyun: What did he do now?

 

Lu Han: I'll hit him for you!

 

Kim Jongin: Oh please, he's just over-reacting.

 

Lu Han: There he is! The monster! LET'S GET EM'!

 

Kim Joonmyun: Now, now Lu Han! We must at least, hear his side okay?

 

Lu Han: But!... Fine, let's hear smelly Jongin's side.

 

Kim Jongin: Real mature Lu Han.

 

Kim Joonmyun: Out with it Kai.

 

Kim Jongin: My hair.

 

Lu Han: …

 

Kim Joonmyun: Want to explain better?

 

Kim Jongin: It was dyed blonde, and kyungsoo started freaking out.

 

Lu Han: Well... I understand, I mean, it's /blonde/.

 

Kim Jongin: Don't understand! I love it!

 

Kim Joonmyun: I'm sure it's nice.

 

Do Kyungsoo: …

 

Kim Jongin: Kyungsoo, it's not that horrible!

 

Lu Han: I beg to differ.

 

Kim Jongin: Shut up booger breath.

 

Lu Han: And you call me immature.

 

Do Kyungsoo: Kai...

 

Kim Jongin: Baby, it's not bad.

 

Do Kyungsoo: I never said was!

 

Kim Jongin: Then what's with all the negativity and freaking out?

 

Do Kyungsoo: ...Because I loved it so much?!

 

Kim Joonmyun: I never should have gotten involved at all.

 

Lu Han: Oh Kyunggie...

 

Kim Jongin: He's /my/ Kyunggie. Not yours. Now, Kyunggie, my room, now, we need to discuss your punishment.

 

Park Chanyeol: And the is put into the conversation like always.

 

 

 

Park Chanyeol > Kim Joonmyun: I'm going to tell you something but you have to promise not to cry.

 

Zhang Yixing, Wu Yifan and Kim Jongdae likes this.

 

Kim Joonmyun: What is it?

 

Park Chanyeol: Today...

 

Kim Joonmyun: Yes?

 

Park Chanyeol: I saw...

 

Kim Joonmyun: Chanyeol...

 

Park Chanyeol: A big fluffy white cat!

 

Kim Joonmyun: …

 

Park Chanyeol: I know, it's adorable, but you can't cry.

 

Kim Joonmyun: …

 

Park Chanyeol: You'll scare it that way. You look ugly when you dothat.

 

Kim Joonmyun: Baekhyun has had too much of an impact on you Chanyeol.

 

Byun Baekhyun: HAVE NOT.

 

Park Chanyeol: HAVE NOT.

 

Kim Joonmyun: See? Whatever, I’m not taking this.

 

 

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok: I love you baby <3 *smooches*

 

Lu Han and Zhang Yixing likes this.

 

Lu Han: Aw!

 

Zhang Yixing: A romantic Chen?

 

Kim Minseok: off.

 

Byun Baekhyun: Now THAT is rejection.

 

Lu Han: But Minnie! He LOVES YOU!

 

Kim Minseok: He can off.

 

Zhang Yixing: I think we can all assume this post was to try and apologise to Xiumin.

 

Byun Baekhyun: What did he do Minseok?

 

Kim Minseok: I don't want to talk about it.

 

Lu Han: Oh come on! Tell us!

 

Kim Jongdae: It was just a joke baby! I really am sorry :(

 

Kim Minseok: Whatever.

 

Zhang Yixing: What did you do Chen?

 

Kim Jongdae: ...threw a cat at him whilst we were out on a walk?

 

Lu Han: A... cat?

 

Byun Baekhyun: You threw... a cat?

 

Kim Jongdae: Yup, now Xiumin is pissed at me.

 

Byun Baekhyun: For... throwing a cat?

 

Zhang Yixing: I think animal rescue should be pissed at you.

 

Kim Minseok: I hate cats. They are horrible beasts.

 

Kim Jongdae: Basically, he's scared of them. I was just having a little fun.

 

Zhang Yixing: Well, everyone is scared of something I guess...

 

Byun Baekhyun: Haha... cats.

 

Lu Han: D'aww Baozi! Come into my room and I promise there will be no cats.

 

Kim Minseok: OKAY!

 

Kim Jongdae: Lu Han!

 

 

 

Wu Yifan: Anyone seen Tao or Sehun?

 

Lu Han likes this.

 

Lu Han: No actually.

 

Wu Yifan: I'm rather worried, they left last night and haven't come back.

 

Lu Han: Hmm... I'll go call him.

 

 

 

Kim Kibum > Wu Yifan: Please come and get your boyfriend.

 

Wu Yifan: He's at yours?

 

Kim Kibum: Him and Sehun.

 

Wu Yifan: Oh thank god. Are they okay?

 

Kim Kibum: More than okay, they are very annoying.

 

Wu Yifan: Haha, okay, I'll come pick them up.

 

Lu Han: I'm coming to get my Sehunnie!

 

Kim Kibum: Hurry please.

 

 

 

Kim Joonmyun > Wu Yifan: Is Zitao back yet?

 

Huang Zitao likes this.

 

Wu Yifan: He's back, why?

 

Kim Joonmyun: Oh good.

 

 

 

Kim Joonmyun > Huang Zitao: Why are you intent on torturing me?

 

Wu Yifan and Zhang Yixing likes this.

 

Huang Zitao: What do you mean gege?

 

Kim Joonmyun: Your weibo.

 

Huang Zitao: What about it?

 

Kim Joonmyun: The profile pictures Zitao, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

 

Huang Zitao: Oh! Them. What about them?

 

Kim Joonmyun: It's humiliating!

 

Huang Zitao: I'm just showcasing my love for my oh-so-great leader!

 

Kim Joonmyun: Zitao, please.

 

Huang Zitao: No.

 

Kim Joonmyun: The money thing is getting old too.

 

Huang Zitao: But Joonmoney!

 

Kim Joonmyun: See? That right there – not funny.

 

 

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Joonmyun: Buy me a car.

 

 

 

Kim Jongin > Kim Joonmyun: Can I get some new shoes?

 

 

 

Kim Minseok > Kim Joonmyun: Buy me a chocolate fountain.

 

 

 

Byun Baekhyun > Kim Joonmyun: I'd appreciate a new television.

 

 

 

Park Chanyeol > Kim Joonmyun: Curtains please!

 

Kim Joonmyun: Curtains?

 

Park Chanyeol: Yes.

 

Kim Joonmyun: You are something Chanyeol.

 

 

 

Kim Joonmyun: I hate you all. I should be treated with respect as your leader.

 

Wu Yifan likes this.

 

Zhang Yixing: I respect you.

 

Do Kyungsoo: Me too hyung!

 

Wu Yifan: And me.

 

Lu Han: Of course leader!

 

Oh Sehun: I respect you too.

 

Kim Joonmyun: Thanks guys!

 

Huang Zitao: They all lie.

 

Kim Jongdae: Yup, just because you're the leader. Now. BUY ME STUFF.

 

 

 

Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: We're going on a double date!

 

Byun Baekhyun: Why?

 

Park Chanyeol: No reason.

 

Byun Baekhyun: Uh-huh... with who?

 

Park Chanyeol: Kai and D.O.

 

Byun Baekhyun: Do we need to?

 

Park Chanyeol: Yes, please Baekkie?

 

Byun Baekhyun: ...Fine.

 

Kim Jongin: Let's go Chanyeol!

 

 

 

Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Gege, my car has been running really slow lately.

 

Lu Han and Zhang Yixing likes this.

 

Wu Yifan: What did you do to it Tao?

 

Huang Zitao: I don't know what's wrong!

 

Wu Yifan: Fine, gimme a second, and I'll go look at it.

 

Huang Zitao: Okay! But tell me if my baby's okay!

 

Huang Zitao: Just waiting.

 

Huang Zitao: Doop deep da doo...

 

Huang Zitao: How long does it take you to check out a car!

 

Huang Zitao: Ugh... I'm bored now.

 

Huang Zitao: And I'm talking to myself on facebook.

 

Huang Zitao: Oh no, I’ve become like Chanyeol!

 

Park Chanyeol: HEY!

 

Wu Yifan: The cars fine Taozi, just needs a little fix up, I'll take it to the garage in the morning.

 

Huang Zitao: Thank god! My baby is okay!

 

 

 

Kim Jongin > Park Chanyeol: HAH! I win.

 

Do Kyungsoo likes this.

 

Park Chanyeol: Whatever, at least we HAVE dignity.

 

Byun Baekhyun: I KNEW there was a reason for this double date.

 

Do Kyungsoo: Me too! So tell me, what did we win Jongin?

 

Kim Jongin: It was to see whose boyfriend would go the furthest in public.

 

Byun Baekhyun: So that's why you tried to feel me up in the restaurant Channie?

 

Park Chanyeol: Yes, sorry baby but it was for £100.

 

Byun Baekhyun: Sorry for pushing you away...

 

Park Chanyeol: No! Don't apologise, you have morals, as do I, unlike someone.

 

Do Kyungsoo: And what?!

 

Kim Jongin: I knew my baby would win. Plus, getting a in public was the excitement of a lifetime.

 

Byun Baekhyun: KYUNGSOO!

 

Do Kyungsoo: WHAT? He promised to buy me gifts if I did, and I had no problem.

 

Kim Jongin: I did, and you fixed it baby!

 

Park Chanyeol: Gross, ugh.

 

Kim Jongin: Pay up dude!

 

Do Kyungsoo: Shopping Trip!

 

 

 

Oh Sehun: Is it rude to throw a breath mint into someone's mouth when they're talking?

 

Huang Zitao likes this.

 

Huang Zitao: Oh snap! Want some ice to go with that burn?!

 

 

 

Huang Zitao: , that ain't dancing, that's an epileptic fit!

 

Oh Sehun likes this.

 

Oh Sehun: You took them down, the hard way!

 

 

 

Oh Sehun: What are three words you never wanna hear when having ? Honey, I'm home!

 

Huang Zitao likes this.

 

Huang Zitao: Oh dayum! Slapped that left and right!

 

Lu Han: ING STOP IT.

 

Oh Sehun: What's wrong Lulu?

 

Huang Zitao: Yeah, just a little harmless fun.

 

Lu Han: Oh whatever.

 

 

 

Huang Zitao: I just saw something that reminded me of you... but don't worry, I flushed the toilet and washed my hands!

 

Oh Sehun likes this.

 

Oh Sehun: Ew! What a disgusting burn! Woo!

 

 

 

Kim Joonmyun: GUYS STOP IT.

 

 

 

Huang Zitao > Oh Sehun: I think we're making people mad.

 

Oh Sehun likes this.

 

Oh Sehun: Yeah, but I don't know why.

 

Huang Zitao: OH!

 

Oh Sehun: What?

 

Huang Zitao: Maybe they think we're talking about them!

 

Oh Sehun: Well that's stupid!

 

Huang Zitao: Maybe I was talking about someone...

 

Oh Sehun: Me too...

 

Huang Zitao: Oh, now I bet they are ALL nervous.

 

Oh Sehun: Damn right. Hehehe.

 

 

 

Lu Han: MOVIE NIGHT!

 

Kim Minseok, Oh Sehun and 3 others likes this.

 

Kim Minseok: I'm in!

 

Oh Sehun: Me too! I call the seat beside Lulu!

 

Lu Han: Great! Anyone else?!

 

Wu Yifan: No, I’m taking Tao out for dinner, it's a special night for us.

 

Huang Zitao: Sorry Lu Han and Sehun!

 

Lu Han: It's okay!

 

Kim Jongdae: Can I claim the seat beside my scrumptious Baozi?

 

Kim Minseok: No, I'm beside Lu Han, not you.

 

Kim Jongdae: But baby-kins!

 

Kim Minseok: Gross. Think of better names Chen.

 

Kim Jongdae: Cherry Pie? Love munchkins? Cheeks? Smooshy poo?

 

Kim Minseok: ...Smooshy poo?

 

Lu Han: Um, anyone else?

 

Kim Minseok: Smooshy ING poo?!

 

Kim Jongin: Me and my baby is in!

 

Byun Baekhyun: I'ma skip the cheese fest.

 

Park Chanyeol: I will too! In one condition.

 

Lu Han: But I want you to join!

 

Byun Baekhyun: What condition?

 

Park Chanyeol: Buy me curtains!

 

Byun Baekhyun: Curtains?

 

Kim Joonmyun: What the hell is with you and curtains?!

 

Park Chanyeol: My window needs new curtains. Geez!

 

Lu Han: ...Leader, you and Xing in?

 

Kim Joonmyun: Yup!

 

Lu Han: GREAT!

 

 

 

Park Chanyeol: I GOT MY CURTAINS!

 

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A/N: Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Trying to think of new material is hard guys! Bye Bye~