Lu Han: Forever shipping Taoris!

Huang Zitao likes this.

Oh Sehun: Again?

Lu Han: The ship has taken off again! Did you see their pictures?!

Do Kyungsoo: Yeah! The one with their hands and the basketball?

Oh Sehun: Oh that one?

Lu Han: Yeah! So damn frigging cute!

Do Kyungsoo: Agreed!

Oh Sehun: Meh.

Lu Han: Hey Umma?

Do Kyungsoo: Yes honey?

Lu Han: Can we make a Taoris fan club?

Do Kyungsoo: Of course!

Lu Han: With merchandise and stuff?!

Do Kyungsoo: Whatever you want!

Wu Yifan: Please do not.

Lu Han: Why not?

Wu Yifan: It’s embarrassing enough you ship us, don’t do this.

Huang Zitao: I agree Lu Han, it’s pretty creepy.

Lu Han: *cries*

Do Kyungsoo: Now look what you’ve done! *cradles Lulu*

Oh Sehun: Hey! That’s my nickname for MY BABY.

Do Kyungsoo: There, there Lulu, it’s going to be okay. All you need is me.

Lu Han: *cries softer*

Oh Sehun: You’re going D.Own.

Do Kyungsoo: Oooooh! I see-hun what you did there!

 

Kim Jongin: es we back!

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Oh Sehun: Oh my god, I didn’t realise!

Wu Yifan: I was wondering what the howling was…

Huang Zitao: That was the song gege.

Byun Baekhyun: You know, my hair turned red and now I know the reason.

Kim Jongin: You guys are so funny!

Oh Sehun: Is that why I’m so multi-coloured?

Lu Han: I love it! It’s like a RAINBOW.

Kim Joonmyun: Everyone stop making fun of Jongin.

Zhang Yixing: No, if we were going to make fun of him, someone would have to mention the hair.

Park Chanyeol: Dear God its DREAD-ful.

Do Kyungsoo: Aha! Yeol made a funny!

Wu Yifan: Which was weirdly enough a great pun.

Kim Jongin: I seriously hate you guys.

 

Do Kyungsoo: I’ma be killing es.

Wu Yifan, Huang Zitao and Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: You saw it then.

Kim Minseok: After everyone tried so hard not to let you see…

Kim Jongdae: How did you find it?

Do Kyungsoo: Chanyeol was watching it on his computer, the FULL version.

Lu Han: But at least we tried! We took it out and showed you THAT version instead!

Oh Sehun: No use Lu Han, he’s lost it now.

Lu Han: No Umma! Don’t kill es!

Do Kyungsoo: First, I’ma be killing a certain Kai.

Wu Yifan: This I NEED to see.

Park Chanyeol: This isn’t my fault.

 

Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Guess what I’m wearing right now?

Wu Yifan and Kim Jongdae likes this.

Kim Jongdae: Oh, y time!

Wu Yifan: *Ignoring Chen* Um, I don’t know baby.

Huang Zitao: *Also ignoring Chen* It’s a t-shirt, with TaoRis on it.

Wu Yifan: Aw that’s really sweet of you.

Huang Zitao: It’s not my work.

Wu Yifan: Then who?

Huang Zitao: Our new fanclub of course! You know, the two that live with us?

Kim Jongdae: There’s a TaoRis club in the EXO dorm and I’m not a part of it?!

Wu Yifan: Holy crap. How did they get you to wear it?

Huang Zitao: Bribery.

Kim Jongdae: Going off to join the club!

Wu Yifan: Gucci?

Huang Zitao: Yup.

 

Kim Jongdae: Canabananalism. Bananas eating Bananas. Hahahaha!

Kim Minseok likes this.

Kim Minseok: Sometimes I wonder why I date you.

Kim Jongdae: Because I give great .

Kim Minseok: Oh my god, EW. That is a DISGUSTING word.

Oh Sehun: What does it mean?

Lu Han: Babe, even I know that.

Kim Jongdae: …I’m not telling him.

Kim Minseok: You said it!

Lu Han: Go ahead Chen. Tell him.

Oh Sehun: Never mind, just looked it up, then accidently clicked images.

Kim Jongdae: Well… it’s not like you’ve never done it right?

Oh Sehun: Of course I have… I just wasn’t familiar with the term.

 

Kim Jongdae: Frottage.

Kim Minseok: You are disgusting.

Oh Sehun: Thank you Chen, I don’t need to know.

Kim Jongdae: It was just in case you did!

Kim Minseok: Seriously, I’m going to break up with you, you disgusting unreasonable cretin.

Kim Jongdae: Aw babe, don’t be that way.

 

Zhang Yixing: Is no one else disturbed by the howling just now?

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Kim Joonmyun: I thought someone was listening to our song.

Zhang Yixing: We don’t just howl through the entire song.

Byun Baekhyun: It’s Chanyeol.

Kim Joonmyun: And what’s he doing?

Byun Baekhyun: Pretending to be a wolf.

Zhang Yixing: …Why?

Byun Baekhyun: Because he wants to.

Kim Joonmyun: He is a strange, strange boy.

 

Huang Zitao > Zhang Yixing: You think Chanyeol’s bad? Wait till you see D.O.

Zhang Yixing: Oh no, what now?

Huang Zitao: Well, after killing Kai, he wanted to find the girl that kissed him.

Zhang Yixing: You told him it was fake right?

Huang Zitao: Yup, but he’s still pissed.

Kim Jongin: I think ‘pissed’ is an under exaggeration.

Huang Zitao: How you doing Kai?

Kim Jongin: For now, fine. I’m just scared what’ll happen when he gets back.

Do Kyungsoo: I’m already back .

Kim Jongin: Do you mean ‘’ or back ‘with the ’?

Do Kyungsoo: Just come into our bedroom, okay?

Zhang Yixing: That girl better be alright.

Huang Zitao: She’s fine, don’t worry. Kyungsoo will just take it all out Jongin! :D

 

Kim Joonmyun > Wu Yifan: How is Ace lately?

Oh Sehun likes this.

Wu Yifan: …Did you just ask me about my toy alpaca?

Kim Joonmyun: Can’t I?

Wu Yifan: No?

Kim Joonmyun: Oh, okay…

Huang Zitao: better stay away from my man.

Wu Yifan: For the last time Tao, it’s a TOY.

Huang Zitao: So? The leader is even asking about it, Ace must be more ¬¬

Wu Yifan: Thanks a lot Umma.

Kim Joonmyun: Welcome Appa!

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Joonmyun: Did you do it?

Kim Joonmyun: Yup, Tao’s pissed at Kris again.

Kim Jongdae: Good…

Kim Joonmyun: Why was I supposed to do that anyway?

Kim Jongdae: Tao was pissing my Baozi off so this is to get back at him.

Kim Joonmyun: By making him angry at Kris again?

Kim Jongdae: Yup!

Kim Joonmyun: I don’t understand you.

Kim Jongdae: And you never will!

 

Wu Yifan > Kim Jongdae: Hide your ing posts next time .

Huang Zitao, Zhang Yixing and 2 others like this.

Kim Jongdae: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Wu Yifan: Sure you don’t, .

Kim Jongdae: Such foul language!

Wu Yifan: I’m going to kick your Chen.

Kim Jongdae: Someone should bend you over their knee and smack that bottom!

Wu Yifan: Shut the up Chen.

Kim Jongdae: No ice cream for you, young man!

Wu Yifan: My god I hate you.

Kim Jongdae: Using the lord’s name in vain will get you a one-way ticket to hell, my son!

Wu Yifan: Just… stay the away from me!

Kim Jongdae: I find it’s better if you simply substitute a swear word, for ‘fudge’.

Wu Yifan: .

Kim Jongdae: Primary example: You should have said ‘Fudge’.

 

Kim Jongin: Sorry guys, I can no longer be the face of the group.

Oh Sehun and Do Kyungsoo like this.

Lu Han: Oh my, I saw! What happened?!

Wu Yifan: What do you mean?

Do Kyungsoo: Huh?

Oh Sehun: What’s wrong?

Kim Jongin: …My face isn’t perfect anymore.

Kim Minseok: But that’s impossible!

Kim Jongdae: Yeah! I mean, it never was!

Kim Jongin: My god you’re a jerk.

Wu Yifan: But really Kai, tell us!

Lu Han: He has a black eye!

Oh Sehun: THE WORLD HAS STOPPED TURNING.

Kim Minseok: THE FOUR HORSEMEN WALK THE EARTH.

Kim Jongdae: IT’S THE FUDGING APOCALYPSE!

Kim Jongin: I hate all of you. Seriously. This isn’t funny.

Do Kyungsoo: And before any of you ask, no, I didn’t give him it.

Wu Yifan: Then who did?

Do Kyungsoo: My book did!

Wu Yifan: Which you… threw?

Do Kyungsoo: No!

Kim Jongin: He didn’t do anything Kris… I fell over Kyungsoo’s book and my eye hit the desk.

Lu Han: Ouch. Like seriously.

Kim Jongdae: Now it’s time for the real face to come forward.

Kim Minseok: Which is none other than the amazing…

Kim Jongdae: Wonderful…

Kim Minseok: Particularly good-looking…

Kim Jongdae: Stuffed toy…

Kim Minseok: ACE THE ALPACA!

Kim Jongin: You guys belong together.

 

Park Chanyeol: Hungry! >:(

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han: Go get D.O to make you something.

Park Chanyeol: Will he cook for me?

Do Kyungsoo: Yes of course!

Park Chanyeol: YAY! Please do it soon, I’m about to combust.

Byun Baekhyun: Why didn’t you ask me?

Lu Han: Because you can’t cook?

Byun Baekhyun: But I would’ve liked to be asked :(!

Park Chanyeol: Sorry Baek!

Do Kyungsoo: You don’t want to give him food poisoning do you?

Byun Baekhyun: :O So mean!

Park Chanyeol: Baek why don’t you cook for me then?

Byun Baekhyun: What am I, your maid? I don’t think so.

Park Chanyeol: …

Lu Han: Women are confusing Chanyeol.

Park Chanyeol: …

Byun Baekhyun: .

 

Byun Baekhyun: Everyone, Lu Han hides gay under his bed!

 

Lu Han: Everyone, Baekhyun wore a nappy until he was five!

 

Byun Baekhyun: Lu Han used to dress up as a girl when he was younger!

 

Lu Han: Baekhyun didn’t feel satisfied the first time he had with Chanyeol!

 

Byun Baekhyun > Lu Han: Oh my god! I can’t believe you said that!

Lu Han: Shouldn’t have started the fight then.

Byun Baekhyun: You’re the one that started it!

Lu Han: Was not!

Byun Baekhyun: Was so!

Lu Han: Pfft was not!

Byun Baekhyun: You totally did!

 

Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: Why didn’t you tell me?

Wu Yifan, Oh Sehun and Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Wu Yifan: Poor guy.

Oh Sehun: That’s a shame.

Kim Joonmyun: Aw Chanyeol.

Park Chanyeol: I’m actually ashamed of this.

 

Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol: Don’t listen to him baby! I was more than satisfied!

Park Chanyeol: Really?

Byun Baekhyun: Of course! Lu Han’s just trying to be mean to me.

Park Chanyeol: You promise?

Byun Baekhyun: Yes! You were there, you remember what I was like.

Park Chanyeol: …You’re right… hehehe…

Byun Baekhyun: Okay, you and your erted mind, at least you know.

Park Chanyeol: Want to relive it?

 

Huang Zitao: EW. I’M DOOMED.

Wu Yifan likes this.

Wu Yifan: What’s up?

Huang Zitao: Manager just came by.

Wu Yifan: Did he? What did he want?

Oh Sehun: He changed the roommate list.

Huang Zitao: Man, I can’t handle this.

Wu Yifan: Did he separate everyone?

Kim Jongdae: Did he move me away from Baozi?!

Huang Zitao: I’ll post it up!

 

Huang Zitao:

Room 1: Lu Han, Sehun and Tao.

Room 2: Kris, Kai and Chanyeol.

Room 3: Baekhyun, Xiumin and Chen.

Room 4: Lay, Suho and Kyungsoo.

Lu Han, Oh Sehun and 4 others likes this.

Wu Yifan: Aw baby.

Huang Zitao: See what I mean? I’M DOOMED.

Byun Baekhyun: You’re doomed? WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Kim Jongdae: Oh Baekhyun, you don’t need to be afraid.

Kim Minseok: Doesn’t he?

Kim Jongdae: No!

Park Chanyeol: Aw Baekhyun! Well… at least there are no couples in my room.

Wu Yifan: Yup.

Kim Jongin: Don’t you feel left out though?

Park Chanyeol: I guess.

Wu Yifan: No, Chanyeol. You don’t.

Kim Jongin: Haha.

Do Kyungsoo: I like my room! I get to be with Guardian-hyung.

Kim Joonmyun: Woo!

Huang Zitao: -cries deeply in the corner-

 

Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: I want you to declare you love for me RIGHT NOW.

Oh Sehun and Lu Han likes this.

Wu Yifan: I love you.

Huang Zitao: SEE?!

Wu Yifan: Huh?

Lu Han: I don’t believe it. Seriously Tao, you can do better.

Wu Yifan: What is going on?

Oh Sehun: Yeah Zitao, come on to HunHan.

Huang Zitao: NO!

Lu Han: We’ll make an UNBELIVABLE .

Huang Zitao: STOP TALKING.

Wu Yifan: *thinks hard*

Wu Yifan: …Hot.

Kim Jongin: You’re telling me.

Lu Han: Even your ‘boyfriend’ agrees panda!

Huang Zitao: NEVER.

Oh Sehun: Too bad you can’t escape your bedroom.

 

Wu Yifan: What a ing brilliant movie!

Kim Jongdae likes this.

Kim Jongdae: What a ‘fudging’ brilliant movie!

Wu Yifan: Piss off.

Kim Jongdae: ‘Fudge’ off.

Wu Yifan: Seriously, get the away from my status.

Kim Jongdae: ‘FUDGE’, don’t you get it?

Wu Yifan: No, you little .

Kim Jongdae: No, you little ‘fudge’.

Wu Yifan: Fine… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.

Kim Jongdae: …FUDGE.

Kim Jongdae: Mwahaha.

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A/N: Oh my god, so long since i've updated! February the 9th actually. *gulp* hehehehehe. Sorry. Really. <3