Lu Han > Oh Sehun: Valentine’s Day is coming up!!!!!! <3<3<3~~!!

Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: So it is…

Lu Han: What are we going to do?

Oh Sehun: If I tell you, it’ll ruin the surprise.

Lu Han: No it won’t!

Oh Sehun: What? Yes, of course it will.

Kim Jongin: You do realise Sehun completely forgot about Valentine’s Day right?

Lu Han: Really?

Oh Sehun: No! Of course I didn’t baby. Jongin, go away.

Kim Jongin: He’s quick to defend huh? He so did.

Oh Sehun: Shut up Kai.

Lu Han: Sehunnie?

Oh Sehun: Lu Han, I did not forget about it, besides, it’s not for a couple of days.

Kim Jongin: Yeah, luckily for you.

Lu Han: I believe you Sehun ^^!

Kim Jongin: You are so whipped.

Oh Sehun: Hey! He’s proud to be.

Lu Han: >_<

Kim Jongin: Aha.

 

Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Oh noes. Gucci just brought out a new bag.

Byun Baekhyun and Lu Han likes this.

Wu Yifan: No.

Lu Han: Oh, was that the one you showed me earlier?

Huang Zitao: Yes! It’s gorgeous isn’t it?

Wu Yifan: No.

Lu Han: Oh it’s gorgeous!!

Huang Zitao: Right? RIGHT?

Wu Yifan: No.

Lu Han: It’s a little costly though…

Huang Zitao: Not for some people.

Wu Yifan: No.

Lu Han: Oh well, I’m sure it’ll look great on your back!

Huang Zitao: Right?

Wu Yifan: For god sake Tao, I said no.

Lu Han: I’ll leave you two alone…

Huang Zitao: Bye Lu Han!

Wu Yifan: I’m not kidding this time.

Huang Zitao: What are you talking about baby?

Wu Yifan: I’m not buying you that bag.

Huang Zitao: I never asked.

Wu Yifan: Good, and don’t.

Huang Zitao: Okay.

 

Park Chanyeol: We’re BACKK!!!!!!!

Do Kyungsoo likes this.

Kim Jongdae: Hardly knew you were gone.

Byun Baekhyun: .

Do Kyungsoo: How was the spa?

Park Chanyeol: It was absolutely fantastic!

Kim Minseok: Did you get any souvenirs?

Kim Jongdae: Yeah, Baekhyun got a sore .

Kim Joonmyun: Watch your foul language Chen.

Zhang Yixing: Anyone learn how to be a masseuse?

Byun Baekhyun: Shut up Chen.

Park Chanyeol: Baekkie did! He’s a natural at it!

Kim Jongin: Teach me?

Do Kyungsoo: Aww, why are you asking that?

Lu Han: To give you a massage Umma!

Do Kyungsoo: Is that true hubby?

Kim Jongin: Maybe ;)

Park Chanyeol: NO! He can’t teach you.

Kim Jongin: And why not?

Kim Jongdae: Because it was naughty things he learned ;)

Kim Minseok: Stop thinking dirty Chen.

Park Chanyeol: Just because.

Byun Baekhyun: Yeah, I kind of agree. I’d have to show you to teach you, and that’d make me uncomfortable…

Do Kyungsoo: …Yeah, okay, no need to show him.

Kim Jongin: Fine! I’ll learn another way!

Park Chanyeol: But anyway, it was great!

Lu Han: Gooooooood!

 

Do Kyungsoo: Ugh… my head… *dies*

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han: What’s wrong Umma?

Kim Joonmyun: I told you not to stay out too long!

Zhang Yixing: Did you have fun with hyung though?

Kim Jongdae: He went out with you Lay?

Zhang Yixing: No, no. He went out with Xiah-hyung.

Do Kyungsoo: My head >_<

Kim Jongin: Babe, do you remember what you did after you came in last night?

Do Kyungsoo: No…

Kim Minseok: Does baby Soo have a hangover?

Lu Han: My Umma was bad last night >:D

Oh Sehun: You act like he hasn’t ever been drunk before.

Kim Jongdae: He hasn’t.

Oh Sehun: Oh.

Do Kyungsoo: Yeah, maybe I had a few too many drinks. Besides, hyung was paying for them, not me.

Kim Jongin: Baby, you are a very hilarious drunk.

Do Kyungsoo: Why do you know that?

Kim Jongin: Because you woke me up.

Do Kyungsoo: I… did?

Kim Jongin: Oh yeah…

Do Kyungsoo: What did I do?

Kim Jongin: I’ll tell you later.

Do Kyungsoo: Is it bad?

Kim Jongin: Hmm… maybe.

 

Huang Zitao: It’s beautiful.

Lu Han likes this.

Lu Han: Oh my god. You didn’t. Oh my god.

Huang Zitao: I did. And I have.

Lu Han: Oh my god.

Huang Zitao: I’m still in a frantic state.

Lu Han: When?

Huang Zitao: This afternoon.

Lu Han: How?

Huang Zitao: I’m irresistible.

Lu Han: Can I see it?

Huang Zitao: …Yes. Come quickly.

 

Oh Sehun > Wu Yifan: Oh man. You just can’t resist can you?

Kim Jongin and Kim Jongdae likes this.

Wu Yifan: I have no idea what you’re getting at.

Oh Sehun: Oh please.

Kim Jongin: But really, it’s true.

Wu Yifan: Whatever guys.

Do Kyungsoo: I wish that worked for me.

Zhang Yixing: Nah, Kris is just a er.

Oh Sehun: Of course he is. It’s always the ones you least expect.

Wu Yifan: Oh shut up.

Kim Jongin: I know of a way it could work for you Kyungsoo.

Do Kyungsoo: And what’s that?

Kim Jongin: By my .

Wu Yifan: Are you ing kidding me Kai?

Do Kyungsoo: Are you ing serious?

Zhang Yixing: Are you ing honest?

Kim Jongdae: Are you ing Kyungsoo?

Kim Jongin: Why yes I am Chen ;).

Do Kyungsoo: Be ing blunt why don’t you.

Kim Joonmyun: What’s with all the crude language?!

Oh Sehun: I don’t ing know.

Kim Jongin: Oh you Sehun ;)

Oh Sehun: ;)

Do Kyungsoo: We are going to have a LONG chat after this.

 

Zhang Yixing > Kim Joonmyun: I wrote you a song.

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Kim Joonmyun: You did?

Zhang Yixing: Uh-huh.

Kim Joonmyun: What is it about?

Zhang Yixing: It’s not a cheesy one.

Kim Joonmyun: Can I come and listen to it?

Zhang Yixing: Of course, come into my room.

Kim Joonmyun: I’ll be right there!

 

Park Chanyeol: I hate people that start statuses with ‘I hate people that’.

Byun Baekhyun: Oh you!

Kim Jongdae: I wondered why you were so depressing.

Park Chanyeol: I am not depressing!

Kim Jongdae: You just said you hated yourself.

Byun Baekhyun: I love him enough for both of us ;)

 

Park Chanyeol: Question! If you register as an organ donor do they only take them from you when you die?

Zhang Yixing: Please tell me you did not just ask that.

Huang Zitao: I know you’re a little… shallow, but are you serious?

Kim Minseok: I think he may be serious.

Kim Jongin: me. you. life.

Do Kyungsoo: I take it you weren’t educated properly at school?

Byun Baekhyun: Oh honey.

Park Chanyeol: What? No one has answered me yet.

Kim Joonmyun: And no one is going to.

Park Chanyeol: Why?

Wu Yifan: For the love of God Chanyeol, go and Google it.

 

Kim Jongdae: I’ve finally called up a doctor.

Kim Minseok: Why?!

Oh Sehun: What’s up?

Kim Jongin: Finally, it’s good you’re finally getting your small checked out.

Kim Minseok: Trust me, it’s not small.

Kim Jongin: Remember: It’s not a disease, it’s a deformity.

Kim Jongdae: No, shut up. I meant about Chanyeol.

Byun Baekhyun: Oh man, he needs a different kind of doctor.

Kim Jongdae: It was a psychiatrist type doctor.

Do Kyungsoo: PERFECT.

 

Lu Han > Oh Sehun: Happy Valentine’s Day my baby~

Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: Happy Valentines, I love you.

Lu Han: I love you too, you have no idea how much.

Oh Sehun: Baby, come here, let me give you your present.

Lu Han: I’ll bring yours then, I hope you like it!

Oh Sehun: I’d like anything you give me, even if it was just you.

Lu Han: Wow, you turn to mushy on this day huh?

Oh Sehun: Of course! You deserve to be flowered in love!

Lu Han: And so do you!

Oh Sehun: Then get your cute over here now!

 

Kim Jongin > Do Kyungsoo: I love you baby.

Do Kyungsoo likes this.

Do Kyungsoo: I love you too.

Kim Jongin: Happy Valentine’s Day.

Do Kyungsoo: Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!

Kim Jongin: Get ready.

Do Kyungsoo: For what exactly?

Kim Jongin: For our date!

Do Kyungsoo: Date? Okay!

Kim Jongin: And dress y ;)

Do Kyungsoo: …what is y to you exactly?

Kim Jongin: See those white jeans that wrap around your legs absolutely perfectly?

Do Kyungsoo: …No?

Kim Jongin: The ones with the line designs down them.

Do Kyungsoo: Oh right. Why?

Kim Jongin: It will suit the atmosphere.

Do Kyungsoo: …You aren’t taking me to a club are you?

Kim Jongin: Okay, I admit it. It’s a club. But not a regular club.

Do Kyungsoo: Not a regular club?

Kim Jongin: No, you’ll love it though.

Do Kyungsoo: Uh, I’m so confused.

Kim Jongin: Trust me baby, you’ll fit right in.

Do Kyungsoo: Will someone recognise us?

Kim Jongin: Oh no, not in this place.

Do Kyungsoo: …

Kim Jongdae: It’s a ing gay club Kyungsoo.

Do Kyungsoo: Oh.

Kim Jongin: Way to ruin the surprise Chen.

 

Kim Joonmyun > Zhang Yixing: It’s Valentine’s!

Zhang Yixing likes this.

Zhang Yixing: Yes, it is the 14^th February.

Kim Joonmyun: Can I ask you a question?

Zhang Yixing: You just did.

Kim Joonmyun: Great, thanks.

Zhang Yixing: Okay dokey.

Kim Joonmyun: Can I ask you two other questions?

Zhang Yixing: I guess so.

Kim Joonmyun: Will you be my Valentine’s?

Zhang Yixing: Hmm…

Kim Joonmyun: Waiting my answer.

Zhang Yixing: In one condition.

Kim Joonmyun: Anything!

Zhang Yixing: Make me dinner.

Kim Joonmyun: Oh …

Zhang Yixing: What?

Kim Joonmyun: You ruined my surprise for you.

Zhang Yixing: …Where you going to make me dinner already?

Kim Joonmyun: Maybe…

Zhang Yixing: I’ll be your valentine’s.

Kim Joonmyun: Then I’ll be yours ;)

Zhang Yixing: This dinner better be good!

Kim Joonmyun: …Don’t bet on anything just yet.

 

Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Dragon!

Wu Yifan likes this.

Wu Yifan: Panda!

Huang Zitao: Rawr!

Wu Yifan: Rawr!

Huang Zitao: I ruv yoooooo!

Wu Yifan: Love you too babe.

Huang Zitao: So, you have one wish today, what will it be?

Wu Yifan: Anything Cub?

Huang Zitao: You’re a big bad dragon, what can I do to stop you from anything?

Wu Yifan: That sounds so hot…

Huang Zitao: Come on then, one wish.

Wu Yifan: I am so not saying it on this.

Huang Zitao: Then come to me!

Wu Yifan: Be right there Panda bear~

 

Park Chanyeol > Byun Baekhyun: I’ve got you a present Baekkie.

Byun Baekhyun likes this.

Byun Baekhyun: Is this a special occasion?

Park Chanyeol: …what?

Byun Baekhyun: You’re never really crude…

Park Chanyeol : Baekkie, are you being serious?

Byun Baekhyun: Uh, yeah?

Park Chanyeol: Let me give you a clue – Heart.

Byun Baekhyun: Is this a biology lesson or what?

Park Chanyeol: …Roses.

Byun Baekhyun: Not my favourite.

Park Chanyeol: Are you being serious right now?

Byun Baekhyun: O_O

Park Chanyeol: Whatever.

 

Byun Baekhyun > Park Chanyeol: I’m just joking baby!

Park Chanyeol: What?

Byun Baekhyun: Happy Valentine’s day!

Park Chanyeol: …FINALLY

Byun Baekhyun: I’d never forget baby!

Park Chanyeol: Phew!

Byun Baekhyun: Come get your present!

Park Chanyeol: Present?

Byun Baekhyun: Yup!

Park Chanyeol: YAY!

 

Kim Jongdae > Kim Minseok: It’s Valentines! Time for presents!

Kim Minseok likes this.

Kim Minseok: Why?

Kim Jongdae: What do you mean, ‘why’?

Kim Minseok: Why are you giving me presents?

Kim Jongdae: Because it’s tradition?

Kim Minseok: It’s just stereotypical, it ruins the real meaning of love.

Kim Jongdae: What are you talking about?

Kim Minseok: Valentine’s day has ruined love.

Kim Jongdae: …You kidding?

Kim Minseok: No. Why should I give you show you my love for you in one particular day in the year?

Kim Jongdae: …What?

Kim Minseok: Should I continuously tell you that I love you a lot more today than I do any other day?

Kim Jongdae: Wait… what?

Kim Minseok: Because truthfully, I don’t feel like I can love you any more than I do, even if it is the 14^th.

Kim Jongdae: Xiumin.

Kim Minseok: I know you probably don’t agree with me, but you can’t change my opinion.

Kim Jongdae: MINSEOK!

Kim Minseok: What?

Kim Jongdae: You love me?

Kim Minseok: …What?

Kim Jongdae: You said continuously that you loved me!

Kim Minseok: No…

Kim Jongdae: Don’t deny it! Come to my room, RIGHT NOW.

Kim Minseok: But I don’t want to.

Kim Jongdae: Now.

Kim Minseok: …Fine.

 

Lu Han: Guys, I forgot to say, do NOT touch the cake in the fridge. DON’T. TOUCH. IT.

Oh Sehun likes this.

Oh Sehun: Yeah, cause it’s mine.

Kim Jongin: Bring it on.

Do Kyungsoo: Pfft.

Oh Sehun: It’s for me, don’t you dare.

Lu Han: NO! It’s MINE. MINEEEEEEEEE!

Oh Sehun: …Not mine?

Lu Han: NO! MINE.

 

 

A/N: Updated again :D Anyway, again, if you want any part of the story (from any chapter) to be written out as a oneshot type thing, mention it in the comments and i'll add it to my list :D Hope you enjoy this one <3