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Kim Joonmyun: Awkward moment when you walk into the bathroom and see your two friends ing.

Huang Zitao and Wu Yifan likes this.

Huang Zitao: Awkward moment when someone interrupts you having and stays for a couple of minutes staring longer than necessary.

Wu Yifan: Hah! Want some water to go with that burn Suho?

Kim Joonmyun: That’s disgusting. You have destroyed the bathroom.

Wu Yifan: You can still use it.

Kim Joonmyun: Nope, it’s now been tainted by both of you, making it unusable.

Huang Zitao: Then why do you still sleep in your bed?

Kim Joonmyun: … WHAT?!

Wu Yifan: Tao baby, really?

Huang Zitao: Gege, I was just wondering.

Wu Yifan: Tao… he didn’t know about that.

Kim Joonmyun: Didn’t know about what? Huh?!

Huang Zitao: Oh…

Kim Minseok: Oh my, haha! You guys ed on leader’s bed huh?

Zhang Yixing: That’s priceless!

Kim Joonmyun: Oh my god… Oh my god…

Huang Zitao: You’re not mad, right Duizhang?

Wu Yifan: Zitao! Don’t call him that.

Huang Zitao: Why not?

Wu Yifan: I don’t want you to ):

Kim Joonmyun: Don’t talk to me ever again.

Zhang Yixing: Remember me to give you guys a high five when I see yous.

Huang Zitao: I don’t know what you’re so happy about, we’ve done it on your bed too.

Wu Yifan: ZITAO!

 

Zhang Yixing: Don’t you just love defriending people on this?

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

 

Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Kris gege, Am I the only one who doesn’t have Lay as a friend anymore on this?

Kim Jongin and Kim Jongdae likes this.

Wu Yifan: Nope, he’s not appearing on my friends list either.

Kim Jongdae: Well no wonder; you guys screwed on his bed.

Huang Zitao: Oh well, his loss.

Wu Yifan: Exactly. That just means we don’t need to put up with his obnoxious post on this (:

Huang Zitao: Yay, I love you gege.

Wu Yifan: Love you too Panda.

 

Lu Han is in a relationship with Oh Sehun.

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Kim Joonmyun: So, why didn’t Chen like this?

Lu Han: Yeah, why didn’t you like it Kim Jongdae?

Huang Zitao: Congrats guys!

Wu Yifan: Seems everyone is getting together lately.

Kim Jongin: Told you something was going down ;)

Kim Minseok: I hope you guys aren’t into public affection.

Oh Sehun: See just for that? I’m going to make out with him whenever you’re around us Chen.

Kim Jongdae: I wanted to be different.

Zhang Yixing: Yous aren’t going to on my bed are you?

Huang Zitao: Get over it.

Lu Han: Um no, we’re not that far yet…

Kim Joonmyun: Whatever kids. Well, congratulations.

Park Chanyeol: How come they get ‘congrats’ and when me and Baek got together all yous could do was talk about cheese?

Kim Jongin: For god sake Chanyeol!

Zhang Yixing: Again, just leave it.

 

Lu Han: Since me and Sehunnie got together, I want to become cupid! Look out single men in Exo :D

Oh Sehun, Park Chanyeol and 3 others like this.

Byun Baekhyun: Ooh~ who are you targeting first?

Park Chanyeol: Just make sure we can see you get the two of them together, kay?

Huang Zitao: This sounds fun!

Wu Yifan: Interesting, I wonder if it’ll work.

Oh Sehun: Loads of support for my baby’s plan.

Lu Han: A certain dancing machine is my first target.

Byun Baekhyun: And I can’t wait for this!

Wu Yifan: Let’s all play… the waiting game.

 

Lu Han > Kim Jongin: I heard a little something about you today…

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Kim Jongin: Ooh, gossip?

Lu Han: Yup, do you want to know?

Kim Jongin: First tell me who was talking about me.

Lu Han: …It was Kyungsoo.

Kim Jongin: Oho? And what did he say?

Lu Han: Well, to be honest, he didn’t outright say anything to me.

Kim Jongin: Then how do you know?

Lu Han: He was asleep actually.

Kim Jongin: You are making no sense boy.

Lu Han: I mean, he was talking in his sleep.

Kim Jongin: Uh-hu.

Lu Han: About you.

Kim Jongin: What about me?

Lu Han: Well… it’s a little embarrassing for him, if I tell you this…

Kim Jongin: I won’t say anything.

Lu Han: If you say so. He was your name while panting.

Kim Jongin: …

Lu Han: What do you think?

Lu Han: Kai?

Lu Han: Don’t ignore me!

Lu Han: Great…

 

Do Kyungsoo > Lu Han: What the did you say to Jongin?!

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Lu Han: I have no idea what you mean.

Do Kyungsoo: Why the hell, did Jongin come into my room, and start saying that he ‘knows I have dreams about him’?!?!

Lu Han: Don’t you?

Do Kyungsoo: ing no!

Lu Han: Didn’t think so. But he was probably just trying to hide his embarrassment.

Do Kyungsoo: Embarrassment over what exactly?

Lu Han: Well, he actually let out a secret to me.

Do Kyungsoo: Which is?

Lu Han: I probably shouldn’t tell you.

Do Kyungsoo: Come on Lu Han!

Lu Han: Don’t tell him I told you but… he actually told me… that he has feelings for someone in the band.

Do Kyungsoo: No ing way! Really?!

Lu Han: Uh-hu… he was actually so embarrassed when it slipped out.

Do Kyungsoo: Huh… who is it?

Lu Han: I can’t tell you.

Do Kyungsoo: I’ll forget about the whole ‘I have dreams about Kai’ thing.

Lu Han: You.

Lu Han: D.O?

Lu Han: Hello?

Lu Han: NOT AGAIN!

 

Do Kyungsoo is in a ‘Complicated Relationship’ with Kim Jongin.

Lu Han, Oh Sehun and 7 others likes this.

Wu Yifan: I cannot believe it worked.

Huang Zitao: Why is it a ‘complicated relationship’?

Lu Han: My God. I… have… THE POWER!

Oh Sehun: That’s my boy. ;)

Kim Minseok: Eww~ why is everyone getting together?

Kim Joonmyun: *Sigh* I don’t like this relationship.

Kim Jongdae: Is the leader jealous?

Kim Joonmyun: No, but I sense that nothing but trouble can come out of Kai having a toy – oops, I mean boyfriend.

Do Kyungsoo: Shut your mouth.

Huang Zitao: LOL!

Byun Baekhyun: Haha.

Park Chanyeol: Oaft ;)

Kim Jongin: You guys, you know me so well ;)

Wu Yifan: ert.

Kim Jongdae: I can sense that their will be great.

Oh Sehun: Gross.

Kim Jongin: But all too right. Mmm~ I can imagine Kyungsoo riding me Q_Q

Kim Joonmyun: Kai, you’re grounded.

Huang Zitao: Gege, what does riding mean?

Park Chanyeol: …

Byun Baekhyun: …

Kim Minseok: …

Wu Yifan: Guys, he’s kidding!

Kim Jongin: Good! Damn, have you guys ever seen Kyungsoo’s ? Pure gold. You could bounce a coin off of it.

Do Kyungsoo: Kai…

Kim Jongin: And don’t get me started on how large he is ;)

 

Do Kyungsoo is now single.

Kim Joonmyun likes this.

Kim Jongin: But baby!

Do Kyungsoo: We weren’t even dating for more than a day, and you already give out personal details all over this? . You’re dumped, if you haven’t already got the memo.

Kim Joonmyun: And the natural cycle of the world is restored.

Kim Minseok: It’s not a good sign in a relationship if you’re already split.

Kim Jongin: Shut up Baozi. And Kyungsoo, we’re talking about this.

Do Kyungsoo: I swear, if you come into my room, I will destroy you.

Kim Joonmyun: So, Minseok, how are you today?

Kim Minseok: I’m alright, and you leader?

Kim Joonmyun: Pretty good, pretty good.

Kim Minseok: Good stuff.

Kim Joonmyun: So, either Kai is now dead, or he’s ing D.O, right?

Kim Minseok: Yup.

Kim Joonmyun: Uh-hu.

 

Do Kyungsoo is now in a relationship with Kim Jongin.

Kim Jongin likes this.

Kim Joonmyun: Is there a dislike button on this thing yet?

Kim Jongin: you leader >:D

Huang Zitao: You guys are too complicated. You should be like me and Kris.

Do Kyungsoo: I’d rather not, thank you.

Wu Yifan: And why not?

Kim Jongin: I’ve got a feeling it’s way too cute for my taste anyways.

Lu Han: At least my cupid tests work!

Oh Sehun: Yeah. Who’s next?

Lu Han: That’s a secret ;D

Huang Zitao: Well, there’s leader, Lay, Chen and Xiumin left.

Zhang Yixing: Don’t even ing think about it.

Lu Han: TOO LATE.

Kim Jongdae: It could be interesting.

Kim Joonmyun: *sigh*

Do Kyungsoo: Good luck guys. Good luck.

Wu Yifan: I think we can already see whose getting together next.

Huang Zitao: Definitely. But apart from that, gege, let’s go shopping!

Wu Yifan: No.

Huang Zitao: *Does aegyo* How about now?

Wu Yifan: It doesn’t work over Facebook.

Huang Zitao: *Cries*

Wu Yifan: …

Huang Zitao: *Cries harder*

Wu Yifan: …

Huang Zitao: *Let’s out sobs*

Wu Yifan: FINE! Let’s go.

Kim Jongin: You are so whipped Kris…

 

Lu Han > Zhang Yixing: I’ve found out a little secret about you and leader (;

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HUNHAN_lover14
#1
Chapter 14: So Funny.XD
loverliverlaugher #2
Chapter 14: I, honest to God, cannot with these posts! You're too funny, man!
fangrlxbecky19 #3
Chapter 16: I loved all of them, they were so funny XD Thanks for writing this great fic!
flytothesKAI
#4
Chapter 16: Finished reading in one go. Totally like it. Made me miss luhan and kris more ;-;
vyiself #5
Chapter 10: Tao and all his GUCCI things.. omg I love Kris' reaction at that
EXOtic181818 #6
Chapter 8: Lol so fckin funni
EXOtic181818 #7
Chapter 3: Dayum ing awesome
EXOtic181818 #8
Chapter 1: Lol if only these were real
vyiself #9
Chapter 3: The time when lay showd tao that site... hahhaha.. how cute must be the jealous Tao..