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Kim Joonmyun: Awkward moment when you walk into the bathroom and see your two friends ing.
Huang Zitao and Wu Yifan likes this.
Huang Zitao: Awkward moment when someone interrupts you having and stays for a couple of minutes staring longer than necessary.
Wu Yifan: Hah! Want some water to go with that burn Suho?
Kim Joonmyun: That’s disgusting. You have destroyed the bathroom.
Wu Yifan: You can still use it.
Kim Joonmyun: Nope, it’s now been tainted by both of you, making it unusable.
Huang Zitao: Then why do you still sleep in your bed?
Kim Joonmyun: … WHAT?!
Wu Yifan: Tao baby, really?
Huang Zitao: Gege, I was just wondering.
Wu Yifan: Tao… he didn’t know about that.
Kim Joonmyun: Didn’t know about what? Huh?!
Huang Zitao: Oh…
Kim Minseok: Oh my, haha! You guys ed on leader’s bed huh?
Zhang Yixing: That’s priceless!
Kim Joonmyun: Oh my god… Oh my god…
Huang Zitao: You’re not mad, right Duizhang?
Wu Yifan: Zitao! Don’t call him that.
Huang Zitao: Why not?
Wu Yifan: I don’t want you to ):
Kim Joonmyun: Don’t talk to me ever again.
Zhang Yixing: Remember me to give you guys a high five when I see yous.
Huang Zitao: I don’t know what you’re so happy about, we’ve done it on your bed too.
Wu Yifan: ZITAO!
Zhang Yixing: Don’t you just love defriending people on this?
Kim Joonmyun likes this.
Huang Zitao > Wu Yifan: Kris gege, Am I the only one who doesn’t have Lay as a friend anymore on this?
Kim Jongin and Kim Jongdae likes this.
Wu Yifan: Nope, he’s not appearing on my friends list either.
Kim Jongdae: Well no wonder; you guys screwed on his bed.
Huang Zitao: Oh well, his loss.
Wu Yifan: Exactly. That just means we don’t need to put up with his obnoxious post on this (:
Huang Zitao: Yay, I love you gege.
Wu Yifan: Love you too Panda.
Lu Han is in a relationship with Oh Sehun.
Kim Jongin, Wu Yifan and 9 others likes this.
Kim Joonmyun: So, why didn’t Chen like this?
Lu Han: Yeah, why didn’t you like it Kim Jongdae?
Huang Zitao: Congrats guys!
Wu Yifan: Seems everyone is getting together lately.
Kim Jongin: Told you something was going down ;)
Kim Minseok: I hope you guys aren’t into public affection.
Oh Sehun: See just for that? I’m going to make out with him whenever you’re around us Chen.
Kim Jongdae: I wanted to be different.
Zhang Yixing: Yous aren’t going to on my bed are you?
Huang Zitao: Get over it.
Lu Han: Um no, we’re not that far yet…
Kim Joonmyun: Whatever kids. Well, congratulations.
Park Chanyeol: How come they get ‘congrats’ and when me and Baek got together all yous could do was talk about cheese?
Kim Jongin: For god sake Chanyeol!
Zhang Yixing: Again, just leave it.
Lu Han: Since me and Sehunnie got together, I want to become cupid! Look out single men in Exo :D
Oh Sehun, Park Chanyeol and 3 others like this.
Byun Baekhyun: Ooh~ who are you targeting first?
Park Chanyeol: Just make sure we can see you get the two of them together, kay?
Huang Zitao: This sounds fun!
Wu Yifan: Interesting, I wonder if it’ll work.
Oh Sehun: Loads of support for my baby’s plan.
Lu Han: A certain dancing machine is my first target.
Byun Baekhyun: And I can’t wait for this!
Wu Yifan: Let’s all play… the waiting game.
Lu Han > Kim Jongin: I heard a little something about you today…
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Kim Jongin: Ooh, gossip?
Lu Han: Yup, do you want to know?
Kim Jongin: First tell me who was talking about me.
Lu Han: …It was Kyungsoo.
Kim Jongin: Oho? And what did he say?
Lu Han: Well, to be honest, he didn’t outright say anything to me.
Kim Jongin: Then how do you know?
Lu Han: He was asleep actually.
Kim Jongin: You are making no sense boy.
Lu Han: I mean, he was talking in his sleep.
Kim Jongin: Uh-hu.
Lu Han: About you.
Kim Jongin: What about me?
Lu Han: Well… it’s a little embarrassing for him, if I tell you this…
Kim Jongin: I won’t say anything.
Lu Han: If you say so. He was your name while panting.
Kim Jongin: …
Lu Han: What do you think?
Lu Han: Kai?
Lu Han: Don’t ignore me!
Lu Han: Great…
Do Kyungsoo > Lu Han: What the did you say to Jongin?!
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Lu Han: I have no idea what you mean.
Do Kyungsoo: Why the hell, did Jongin come into my room, and start saying that he ‘knows I have dreams about him’?!?!
Lu Han: Don’t you?
Do Kyungsoo: ing no!
Lu Han: Didn’t think so. But he was probably just trying to hide his embarrassment.
Do Kyungsoo: Embarrassment over what exactly?
Lu Han: Well, he actually let out a secret to me.
Do Kyungsoo: Which is?
Lu Han: I probably shouldn’t tell you.
Do Kyungsoo: Come on Lu Han!
Lu Han: Don’t tell him I told you but… he actually told me… that he has feelings for someone in the band.
Do Kyungsoo: No ing way! Really?!
Lu Han: Uh-hu… he was actually so embarrassed when it slipped out.
Do Kyungsoo: Huh… who is it?
Lu Han: I can’t tell you.
Do Kyungsoo: I’ll forget about the whole ‘I have dreams about Kai’ thing.
Lu Han: You.
Lu Han: D.O?
Lu Han: Hello?
Lu Han: NOT AGAIN!
Do Kyungsoo is in a ‘Complicated Relationship’ with Kim Jongin.
Lu Han, Oh Sehun and 7 others likes this.
Wu Yifan: I cannot believe it worked.
Huang Zitao: Why is it a ‘complicated relationship’?
Lu Han: My God. I… have… THE POWER!
Oh Sehun: That’s my boy. ;)
Kim Minseok: Eww~ why is everyone getting together?
Kim Joonmyun: *Sigh* I don’t like this relationship.
Kim Jongdae: Is the leader jealous?
Kim Joonmyun: No, but I sense that nothing but trouble can come out of Kai having a toy – oops, I mean boyfriend.
Do Kyungsoo: Shut your mouth.
Huang Zitao: LOL!
Byun Baekhyun: Haha.
Park Chanyeol: Oaft ;)
Kim Jongin: You guys, you know me so well ;)
Wu Yifan: ert.
Kim Jongdae: I can sense that their will be great.
Oh Sehun: Gross.
Kim Jongin: But all too right. Mmm~ I can imagine Kyungsoo riding me Q_Q
Kim Joonmyun: Kai, you’re grounded.
Huang Zitao: Gege, what does riding mean?
Park Chanyeol: …
Byun Baekhyun: …
Kim Minseok: …
Wu Yifan: Guys, he’s kidding!
Kim Jongin: Good! Damn, have you guys ever seen Kyungsoo’s ? Pure gold. You could bounce a coin off of it.
Do Kyungsoo: Kai…
Kim Jongin: And don’t get me started on how large he is ;)
Do Kyungsoo is now single.
Kim Joonmyun likes this.
Kim Jongin: But baby!
Do Kyungsoo: We weren’t even dating for more than a day, and you already give out personal details all over this? . You’re dumped, if you haven’t already got the memo.
Kim Joonmyun: And the natural cycle of the world is restored.
Kim Minseok: It’s not a good sign in a relationship if you’re already split.
Kim Jongin: Shut up Baozi. And Kyungsoo, we’re talking about this.
Do Kyungsoo: I swear, if you come into my room, I will destroy you.
Kim Joonmyun: So, Minseok, how are you today?
Kim Minseok: I’m alright, and you leader?
Kim Joonmyun: Pretty good, pretty good.
Kim Minseok: Good stuff.
Kim Joonmyun: So, either Kai is now dead, or he’s ing D.O, right?
Kim Minseok: Yup.
Kim Joonmyun: Uh-hu.
Do Kyungsoo is now in a relationship with Kim Jongin.
Kim Jongin likes this.
Kim Joonmyun: Is there a dislike button on this thing yet?
Kim Jongin: you leader >:D
Huang Zitao: You guys are too complicated. You should be like me and Kris.
Do Kyungsoo: I’d rather not, thank you.
Wu Yifan: And why not?
Kim Jongin: I’ve got a feeling it’s way too cute for my taste anyways.
Lu Han: At least my cupid tests work!
Oh Sehun: Yeah. Who’s next?
Lu Han: That’s a secret ;D
Huang Zitao: Well, there’s leader, Lay, Chen and Xiumin left.
Zhang Yixing: Don’t even ing think about it.
Lu Han: TOO LATE.
Kim Jongdae: It could be interesting.
Kim Joonmyun: *sigh*
Do Kyungsoo: Good luck guys. Good luck.
Wu Yifan: I think we can already see whose getting together next.
Huang Zitao: Definitely. But apart from that, gege, let’s go shopping!
Wu Yifan: No.
Huang Zitao: *Does aegyo* How about now?
Wu Yifan: It doesn’t work over Facebook.
Huang Zitao: *Cries*
Wu Yifan: …
Huang Zitao: *Cries harder*
Wu Yifan: …
Huang Zitao: *Let’s out sobs*
Wu Yifan: FINE! Let’s go.
Kim Jongin: You are so whipped Kris…
Lu Han > Zhang Yixing: I’ve found out a little secret about you and leader (;
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