Crack!EXO Drabbles

Description

Random one-shots about our derps.
They will be stupid and nonsensical, but we hope you'll get amusement out of them.
Projected 15-20 short stories.
As they're posted, we'll write summaries in the foreword, so you can find your favorite pairings.
We'll probably eventually take prompts!

Foreword

We'll keep track of our updates here, so you can see what's coming up! ^-^
We'll try to post weekly. Maybe more frequently, maybe less.

Posted:
1 - Fanboy!Chanyeol - Baekyeol - Our beloved Happy Virus discovers the wonders of the internet. Word count: 1.971
2 - Unicorn!Lay - EXO-M finds out their concepts and Lay's reaction to his power surprises everyone. Word count: 1.991

3 - Smells Like Gucci - Taoris - Kris recieves a certain cologne from his fans that makes a certain panda quite cuddly. Word count: 2.767
4 - Merry Kreasemas - All OTPs - Chanyeol gets everyone to play secret santa! But can they keep their mouths shut? Word count: 2.036

Queued:
N/A

In progress:
5 - Thehun (Hunhan)

Coming soon:
6 - [Thehun: The Sequel], (Hunhan)

u-ji-kwon
hey show of hands should sequel christmas special be a thing that happens

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FayeValentine
#1
Chapter 1: Lol, Chanyeol ships Kaisoo and himself with Baekhyun! >.<
This made me smile and internally fangirl XD
starlight_fame #2
Chapter 4: YOU PEOPLE HAD ME IN GIGGLE FITS THE WHOLE TIME
I practically inhaled the chapters. Chanyeol is totally on his Crackyeol mode, and who diesn't like Crackyeol?
TAORIS LET ME LOVE YOU OMG THIS IS TOO CUTE
Lay that unicorn on crack and duizhang and his dragon crazre /wipes tear/
AND OT12 SO ARTFULLY DEPICTED THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS /whispers/ especially when I was reading something much more gory and scary this is a welcomed change (48hrs at night is not a good option)
schandelierre
#3
Chapter 1: I don't know what to feel after reading this. It's pabo Chanyeol but it's really entertaining. Will be heading off the next chapters. :D
eunjae2011
#4
Chapter 1: OMIGASH.. PARK CHANYEOL, DID YOU SERIOUSLY FORGET YOU WERE AN EXO MEMBER??? =="

LOVE THE GIF BTW.. :D AHHAHAHHAHAHA.. XD (did SJ actually say this or is this just a macro.. coz Chanyeol's spazzing like...well.. CHANYEOL?)
sunnysaph
#5
Chapter 4: So aDOrable ❤
miangel #6
Chapter 3: Omg I LOLed so hard since the first chapter. I have always been convinced at least one EXO member (my money's on Tao, tbh) follows online updates abt them nd knows abt the whole shipping craze. But omg Chanyeol wld be such a fitting fanboy n of course he'd ship everyone else n forget himself! So cute. And lol yes, Baekyeol are so ~real~ (and so are Taoris, but that's my bias talking :p)

And Lay...oh Lay...I wondered how he initially reacted when SME assigned him as resident unicorn. Seems like he's accepted it...no, EMBRACED the whole unicorn idea a little too much. What worries me is that the other members don't seem too concerned XD

And the third chapter...omg duizhang...cld u possibly be anymore obvious??? Everyone thinks Tao is the attention _____ what with all the clinging to Kris and all, but I seriously think Kris secretly craves for Tao's attention. I love these two so much and the dynamics they share.... I'm sure it doesn't take Gucci cologne for Tao to stay by Kris' side, he should just realize that and go claim his bb Panda<3
fade131
#7
Chapter 3: /rereads
/dies laughing
/again
ChoKyute
#8
Chapter 3: omygod you EXO crack goddess~ what are you doing, feeding my TaoRis feels~ O0O