Chat 9: Kris has a girlfriend?! (Kris, Tao & Chanyeol)

EXO's Chat Room!
Chanster-yeol signed on.
Kungfu Pandaz started a conversation with Chanster-yeol.
 
Kungfu Pandaz: HYUNG!
 
Chanster-yeol:
 
Kungfu Pandaz: Hyung you there?!
 
Chanster-yeol: WOAH YOU’RE ACTUALLY STARTING A CONVERSATION WITH ME? OMG TAO YOU’RE SO SWEET I LOVE YOU ;____;
 
Kungfu Pandaz: No it’s not that!
 
Chanster-yeol: Oh… I see D:
 
Kungfu Pandaz: NO! I read on a website that Kris hyung has a girlfriend!!!
 
Chanster-yeol: Oh, didn’t Kris tell you?
 
Kungfu Pandaz: D:
                              You know about it? Kris always talks to you so I thought you'd know…
 
Chanster-yeol: LOL of course Kris always has deep personal talks to me so I’m first to know about it ^_^
 
Kungfu Pandaz: ... When did they start dating? D:
 
Chanster-yeol: They started last month. They’re still going through a trial period so he’s not telling many people.
 
Kungfu Pandaz: How did that website find out though? OMG Kris hyung will be in trouble!
    What's her name??
 
Chanster-yeol: I don't know, Kris just told me her nickname on chat.
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: WHAT'S HER NICKNAME??
 
Chanster-yeol: ILikeBigButts
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: He chats to her online too...
 
Chanster-yeol: Too bad Kris isn’t online right now or we could ask him more about her.
 
Kungfu Pandaz: What? Kris hyung is online right now…
 
Chanster-yeol: WHAT? NO HE’S NOT ONLINE ON MY CONTACTS D:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: He’s online on mine
 
Chanster-yeol: D:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz invited Kris.Duizhang to the conversation.
 
Kris.Duizhang accepted the invitation.
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: HYUNG YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!
 
Kris.Duizhang: What?
 
Chanster-yeol: HYUNG YOU BLOCKED ME DIDN’T YOU?
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: Answer me! You have a girlfriend don’t you?!
 
Kris.Duizhang: Um who told you?
 
Chanster-yeol: WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME? ANSWER ME!
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: I KNEW IT. OMG WHY
 
Kris.Duizhang: Wtf is going on here why are you two typing in caps at me
 
Chanster-yeol: YOU BLOCKED ME
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: YOU CHEATED ON ME
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Chanster-yeol:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz left the conversation.
 
Kris.Duizhang {offline message}: I guess I’ll start with you then.
 
Chanster-yeol {offline message}: I hate you
 
Kris.Duizhang {offline message}:
                                    You know how much I hated you? Who the hell jokes about illnesses?
                                    I seriously cared about you and wanted to show that but you used it as a joke.
 
Chanster-yeol {offline message}: I was seriously sick dude
 
Kris.Duizhang {offline message}: But you made me believe you had cancer or something depressing I was worried to death
 
Chanster-yeol {offline message}:
 
Kris.Duizhang {offline message}: And the most annoying thing is that ever since I blocked you, I don’t why but I missed your stupid wild crazy patheticness on the internet.
Kris.Duizhang signed on.
 
Kris.Duizhang: And there I unblocked you now, you happy?
 
Chanster-yeol:
 
Kris.Duizhang: Jesus Christ someone’s crying next door to me right now brb.
 
Kris.Duizhang left the conversation.
 
Chanster-yeol {offline message}: … that’s the most I’ve ever seen you chat online hyung XD
 

Kris.Duizhang started a conversation with Kungfu-Pandaz.
 
Kris.Duizhang: Ok now you. Why are you crying now =_=
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: I hate you
 
Kris.Duizhang: Yes I know the whole world hates me today ಠ_ಠ
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: You have a girlfriend, why do you have a girlfriend?
 
Kris.Duizhang: Are you trying to say I’m not good enough for a girlfriend?
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: No… I just feel… really sad right now
    I guess the rainy weather today was a sign... that sadness was going to greet me.
 
Kris.Duizhang: I don’t even have a girlfriend you gullible idiot.
                           That’s why I asked you who told you that so I can slap them in the face.
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: YOU DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?! O_O
 
Kris.Duizhang: No, we all have a dating ban for the next few years, you think I’m stupid?
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: NQWLFOHEWKKEFDBGABJALGKAF
 
Kris.Duizhang: Um
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: ADHAKJBAFSVA
 
Kris.Duizhang: Why the hell do I still hear you crying =_=
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: I’M SO HAPPY, THESE TEARS ;____;
 
Kris.Duizhang: Who told you I had a girlfriend? I feel like slapping an idiot today
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: Chanyeol hyung said that you’ve been dating for a month already with ILikeBigButts
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: ?
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: Chanyeol hyung just asked if you just blocked him again.
 
Kris.Duizhang: Tell him I did and I don't plan on unblocking him
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: Chanyeol hyung is laughing now
 
Kris.Duizhang: ... that freaking kid is incredible.
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: Thank you for not getting a girlfriend though ;_;
 
Kris.Duizhang: … wtf what's there to thank about that
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: I don’t know, it just means we can still spend a lot of time together. If you had a girlfriend then she would take up a lot of your time…
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: And then we might grow distant so you can spend more time with her...
 
Kris.Duizhang: Wtf is this, I'm talking to an idiot
 
Kungfu-Pandaz:
 
Kris.Duizhang: Even if I get a girlfriend or get married, I will still hang out with you and care for you. It was like that in the beginning and it will still be like that in the future.
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: ;______; REALLY?
 
Kris.Duizhang:
                           … YES REALLY,
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: ;___;
 
Kris.Duizhang: Can you stop crying now?
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: LMAO KRIS WHY SO CHEESY
 
Kris.Duizhang: Wtf Tao
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: IT’S CHEN XD Luhan heard Tao crying so now we’re all in his room asking him what happened. Didn't you hear us talk just now?
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: I never knew you were so romantic you made people cry LOL
 
Kris.Duizhang:
 
Kungfu-Pandaz: You’re so sentimental you blocked Chan-twerp too! Ngawww~ CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
 
Kris.Duizhang left the conversation.
Kris.Duizhang signed off.

A/N: Lol did you guys spot your usernames in this chat?? :D I think this is the most Kris has ever talked in any chat so far LOL.
And apparently Chanyeol thinks that Kris and him have 'deep personal talks' XD
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Baekhyun_kaepsong #1
Miss this so much, it used to make me laugh so hard :(
DubufulKoala #2
Read more chapters tonight it is really fun to visit this hahah
sirchenchen
#3
Chapter 29: So like, I was going through my subscriptions, right? And I find this story, and the only chapter I could remember was the copy pasted face as a virus chapter and I'm surprised I didn't remember more because just rereading all the chapters I was laughing so hard.
HarmonyAngel #4
Chapter 29: I remembered that this fanfic existed tonight and I did not stop until I readall of it over again.
10/10
Best fanfic.
shinkhin103 #5
hi lycheeroses! i'm a big fan of EXO and I really love your fic "EXO chatroom". so can i translate it into Vietnamese? i will link this page. please contact me soon. thank you.