[SPECIAL] Chat 15: Babysitting the Birthday Boy (Chris, Luhan, Sehun, D.O., Lay & Suho)

EXO's Chat Room!

 

→ LayLikesUnicorns signed on.
 
Angel D.O. started a conversation with LayLikesUnicorns, Luhannie, Suhoooo and The 세훈.
 
Angel D.O.: Good everyone is online now.
 
LayLikesUnicorns: Yep sorry I was late
 
Luhannie: YUP :)
 
Suhoooo: yessir
 
The 세훈: Yes
 
Angel D.O.: Now we just need to wait for the kid. Didn’t his parents say today was his birthday? And we’re babysitting him online?
 
Suhoooo: Yeah that’s what they told me. I added him on my contacts, just waiting for him to sign on :)
 
LayLikesUnicorns: What’s the kid’s name again?
 
Angel D.O.: Chris
 
LayLikesUnicorns: … Are you sure we’re not babysitting Duizhang?
 
Luhannie: LOL I don’t think so Kris is sleeping in the lounge room hahaha but that sounded so funny XD
 
The 세훈: I did some research and Chris apparently looks like Luhan.
 
Luhannie: REALLY??? ME??
 
The 세훈: Yep, he’s really cute, watch this…
 
The 세훈 shared a video:

 

 

 

 
Luhannie: O.M.G FADHDSFHWEUFHSDA he’s so lovableeeeeeee
 
The 세훈: woahh :3
 
LayLikesUnicorns: OMG are you sure he’s not your son Luhan?!
 
Angel D.O.: Well that’s quite cute
 
Luhannie: I wouldn’t mind having him as my son! :D
 
Suhoooo: MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE HIS CUTENESS OMG
 
→ Chris signed on.
 
Suhoooo: OMG HE’S HERE HE’S HERE!
 
Suhoooo invited Chris to the conversation.
 
Chris accepted the invitation.
 
Luhannie: Chris? Hellooo!!!~ :D
 
Suhoooo: CHRISSSSSS welcomeeee :3
 
LayLikesUnicorns: Chris nihao~
 
The 세훈: Hey Chris :)
 
Angel D.O.: Hey Chris!
 
Chris:
 
Suhoooo:
 
The 세훈:
 
LayLikesUnicorns:
 
Angel D.O.:
 
Chris: Haha sorry I’m Chris’ dad. Chris is a little shy right now so I’m just going to sit behind him and watch the conversation, is that ok?
 
Suhoooo: Oh sorry. Absolutely, that’s fine! :)
 
Chris: That’s great, I’ll leave it up to you guys then.
 
Suhoooo: Sure :)
 
Chris: hello
 
Suhoooo: Chris? HELLO! I’M SUHO :) call me Suho gege~
 
Chris: hello gege
 
Suhoooo: he’s so cute I cannot breathe omg
 
Angel D.O.: Chris~ I’m D.O. gege! Did you eat yet?
 
Chris: hello d.o. gege. Chris is hungry
 
Angel D.O.: Hungry? What would you like D.O. gege to make for you?
 
LayLikesUnicorns: D.O. gege is a really good cook Chris~
 
Chris: bubble tea
 
Angel D.O.: bubble tea?
 
Luhannie: OMG CHRIS COME HERE I LOVE YOU! WHAT BUBBLE TEA FLAVOUR DO YOU LIKE? I WILL BUY IT ALL OF THEM FOR YOU!
 
Chris: Chris likes taro and chocolate
 
The 세훈: CHOCOLATE? I LIKE CHOCOLATE TOO!
 
Luhannie: dbjlhasldhljhbjlSWGFWHJU
 
Chris: Gege?
 
The 세훈: Gege loves you Chris :)
 
Chris: Really? :D
 
Luhannie: We can be a happy familyyyyyy
 
The 세훈: YES PLEASE
 
Suhoooo: Um
 
Angel D.O.: Luhan, Sehun – I think you 2 are scaring the kid…
 
Luhannie: BUT HE’S SO CUTE OMG
 
Chris: I like Pororo…
 
Angel D.O.: PORORO? REALLY? GEGE WILL BUY A BIG PORORO TOY FOR YOU!
 
Angel D.O. shared a photo:
 
Angel D.O.: Do you like your present??
 
Chris: Pororo!
 
Angel D.O.: ^_^
 
Luhannie: Look Chris! A bubble tea toy!
 
Luhannie shared a photo:
 
Chris: Taro milk tea!
 
LayLikesUnicorns: Look Chris! A unicorn!
 
LayLikesUnicorns shared a photo:
 
Chris: that is scary…
 
Luhannie: Lay what are you trying to do =_=
 
LayLikesUnicorns: Did you know unicorns have magical powers Chris? They can heal people!
 
Chris: really?
 
LayLikesUnicorns: Yep! I’m a unicorn, I can heal you when you fall down ^_^
 
Suhoooo: Lol here we go again with the unicorn talk
 
Angel D.O.: …this liar
 
Luhannie: Chris how old are you turning today?
 
Chris: 6
 
Luhannie: 6?! OMG THAT’S SO CUTE
 
The 세훈: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU~
 
Luhannie: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU~
 
The 세훈: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVELY CHRISSSS
 
Angel D.O.: HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY
 
Suhoooo: Tooooooooo
 
LayLikesUnicorns: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
Chris: :)
 
Luhannie: Who is your favourite gege here Chris? (*Luhan gege*)
 
Chris: I like D.O. gege.
 
Angel D.O.: ME? WOAH I LOVE YOU TOO
 
Luhannie: What whyy?????
 
Chris: D.O. gege can cook and make me happy
 
Luhannie: I can cook
 
Luhannie shared a photo:
 
Luhannie: See! Gege can make you cupcakes!
 
Chris: Then I like Luhan gege too
 
Suhoooo shared a photo:
 
Suhoooo: I can make yummy bear ice cream for Chris~
 
Chris: Now Chris likes Suho gege too
 
Angel D.O.: Wait what that’s not fair
 
Angel D.O. shared a photo:
 
The 세훈 shared a photo:
 
The 세훈: Gege can make a pororo cake for you
 
Angel D.O.: You people don’t even know how to cook =_=
 
LayLikesUnicorns shared a photo
 
LayLikesUnicorns: cute clown cupcakes!
 
Angel D.O.: LAY WTF ARE YOU DOING
 
LayLikesUnicorns: omg sorry wrong file! D:
 
Luhannie: OMG STOP IT LAY!
 
The 세훈: Hyung you shouldn’t do that omg
 
Suhoooo: Chris?
 
LayLikesUnicorns: … Chris? Gege’s sorry!
 
Chris: I cannot believe you actually did that. Chris is crying now. I'm going to call the conversation off.
 
→ Chris signed off.
 
Angel D.O.: Lay wtf were you thinking!
 
LayLikesUnicorns: … it was meant to be cute… but I clicked on the wrong file name. Why would the kid be scared of that anyway, it wasn’t that scary.
 
Angel D.O.: You call THAT not scary?! What are you? An idiot?!
 
The 세훈: I don’t think arguing is a good idea…
 
Suhoooo: What Sehun said
 
Luhannie: He was so cute, why did you all have to get so competitive for?! I wanted to get closer with him!! I wanted to be his god father!! ;~~~~;
 
Angel D.O.: Competitive?! I was never competitive wtf is this
 
LayLikesUnicorns: I wasn’t being competitive
 
Suhoooo: Um Luhan, weren’t you the one who asked the kid who he liked most?
 
Luhannie: OH so it’s my fault now is it? Ok I see how it is then, I'm chatting to irresponsible people.
 
Suhoooo: What? I never said it was your fault.
 
LayLikesUnicorns: Well it definitely wasn’t my fault.
 
Angel D.O.: IT WAS YOUR FAULT WTF
 
LayLikesUnicorns: I told you, I clicked the wrong file!
 
The 세훈: All of you just shut up.
 
LayLikesUnicorns:
 
Angel D.O.:
 
Suhoooo:
 
Luhannie:
 
Suhoooo: Sehun?
 
The 세훈: Firstly, it’s the kid’s birthday and he is shy. Shoving a red freaking clown in his face is obviously going to make him cry. I’m freaking 19 years old and that made me jump off my seat.
 
LayLikesUnicorns:
 
The 세훈: Secondly, we all know you people can’t cook so stop shoving pictures of food and fooling the kid.
 
Suhoooo: You shared a pororo cake though
 
The 세훈: Shut up leader
 
Suhoooo: ok
 
The 세훈:  This is our first time babysitting and we made a kid cry. It’s everyone’s fault that the kid is upset now. You have no one to blame but yourselves.
 
The 세훈 left the conversation.
 
LayLikesUnicorns: What just… happened?
 
Luhannie: Was that even Sehun? I’ve never seen him so angry…
 
Angel D.O.: Aish! I already have 999 problems to worry about around this house and now he just made himself the 1000th.
 
Suhoooo: Aigoo... Bossy Diva is back…

A/N: Gege is how you say 'brother' in Mandarin I believe. Sorry for the laggy update guys! I had so much uni work I couldn't update any of my fics much. Hope you enjoyed this one though! Next one will be featuring Lauren because she was voted top for the girls! Clumsy Yixing is clumsy haha. Thank you for participating in the poll and showing so much support! Love you guys!

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Baekhyun_kaepsong #1
Miss this so much, it used to make me laugh so hard :(
DubufulKoala #2
Read more chapters tonight it is really fun to visit this hahah
sirchenchen
#3
Chapter 29: So like, I was going through my subscriptions, right? And I find this story, and the only chapter I could remember was the copy pasted face as a virus chapter and I'm surprised I didn't remember more because just rereading all the chapters I was laughing so hard.
HarmonyAngel #4
Chapter 29: I remembered that this fanfic existed tonight and I did not stop until I readall of it over again.
10/10
Best fanfic.
shinkhin103 #5
hi lycheeroses! i'm a big fan of EXO and I really love your fic "EXO chatroom". so can i translate it into Vietnamese? i will link this page. please contact me soon. thank you.