The Day I Slapped Suho's

Description

Suho’s ... It was like the heavens sent this present to me. I really can’t describe it. It’s just too magnificent. It....Was so round... And firm... I wonder what it felt like. MMMMMMM.

He wiggled it in the air a little, and my insides contracted a little.

Suho. You grandpa. Why are you teasing me?

Before I could even realize what I was doing, I had already stood up and made my way over to him. My feet scuffled slowly, as if they had a mind of their own. I continued to stare at his high glory without breaking eye contact with it once. Soon enough, I was right behind Suho, but fortunately, he didn’t notice me at all. He was too engrossed with tying his shoes. Hehe, like a little kid....even though he’s an old man.

My breath hitched a little when his wiggled a little more.

I subconsciously raised my hand. A flood of thoughts entered my brain all at once.

*KAIRI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT YOUR HAND DOWN!*

But my brain seemed to have stopped working. Or I had simply stopped listening to it. All I could see in my view was Suho’s .

And only it.

There was only one thing I needed to do.

I raised my hand a little bit higher. I bit my lips.

Here goes.

Foreword

HAI YOU GUYS! Haha. Uhm. Yeah. This is short story about slapping Suho's . :3 hehehehehehe. I don't know WHY. The idea just sort of popped into my head and was like, "Yep, I gotta write about this now." OuO

Well anyways. I hope you guys like it, and yeah~ :D

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YO, YO, YO~ Hey, you guys! While you're at it, check out my other fanfic(s)! :D

Disclaimer:
I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY, EXCEPT FOR KAIRI KWON AND ADDITIONAL OC'S.
THE PLOTLINE IS ENTIRELY MINE.
ANY FANFIC WITH A SIMILAR PLOTLINE IS MERELY COINCIDENTAL.
NO PLAGARIZING, NO COPYING, NADA.

PrincessOfAsia
Thanks, guys! For the comments, they made sao happeh

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Hillary1234 #1
Chapter 2: THIS FANFIC WAS HILARIOUS!!!
mashisuh #2
Chapter 1: HOREE

CR

APP!!


LOL THIS CRACKFIC IS HILARIOUS.
EmpressOfAngels
#3
Chapter 2: AHAHAHA
THIS IS SO AWESOME!!
exo-melody
#4
Chapter 2: Ahahah wow! This was so funny!! After I saw the title I just had to read this story ;) Dayuuum, Suho's . lol
Now I'm off to read the sequel~ Awesome story xD
elkyunnie
#5
ASDFGHJKLMNBVC WHAT DID I JUST READ?! OMG IT'S HILARIOUS XDXDXD
EXCUSE ME I'M GOING TO ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO NOW XDXDXD
sleepyTurtleee
#6
Oops never mind, it was kai's , even better ;3 hurhurhur
sleepyTurtleee
#7
So, I see the title & I started to laugh, I clicked on the story & was welcomed by a picture of someones -Suho's - I smiled like an idiot.
HURHURHURHUR ;3 This story was hilarious btw lmao xD
Hatsuharu #8
LOOOOOL OMG that was so funny Poor Suho! Bum and runned! Ahahaha
Hatsuharu #9
Omg I haven't even read it yet! But the title LOOOL!
omo904 #10
LMAO LMAO WHAT IS THIS. LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO.
RLAB.