Suho: I am sorry but I think we have to move on. I think you deserve better, please don't worry. It's not your fault, it's mine. I'm a terrible person, I do apologise but I think life has set us up this way.

Baekhyun: Girl, I'm sorry but I am too kawaii desu for you.

Chanyeol: WE'RE OVER. BYE! I FOUND A NEW GIRL. OH MY GHAT, LOOK AT DAT ! BYE GIRL. OH MY GHAT, SO MANY NICE ASSES, CANT CONTROL IT!

D.O: Um... *O.O* Sorry, but I think we have to break up. You said my cooking was terrible, that was rude. I cook better than you. *O.O*

Kai: Yeah I think we have to seperate, it's impossible; this relationship. I'm too y.

Sehun: Tho gull, I am tho tho thorry, I think it ith better if we theperate becauthe it ithent working out between the two of uth. Like theriouthly, you can never take me theriouthly and you thaid my bbuing bbuing wathent cute. Gull that ith rude.

XiuMin: You're asking me why we're breaking up? YOU CANT COOK! EVEN I CANT EAT THE THINGS YOU COOK; I EAT EVERYTHING.

Luhan: Yeah let's break up. If we can't appreciate each other then what's the point? Especially the fact that you think I'm not manly. EXCUSE ME! I am very manly, thank you very much.

Kris: Our relationship? Maybe next time.

Lay: What's your name again?

Chen: Gull, you know why we're here, in the spot I asked you out? -kneels down- To brake up with you -ties shoelaces-

Tao: As my girlfriend you are obliged to buy me Gucci, but why can't you? CAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME. KRIS GEGE LOVES ME MORE.

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