I’M IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH DONGHAE AND I AM JONGHYUN’S SISTER AND HIMCHAN LOVES ME AND TOP IS A VAMPIRE WHO WANTS MY SWEET NECTAR BLOOD AND REN IS PART OF A GANG THAT KIDNAPS ME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP ME AS HIS WOMAN SLAVE AND ON TOP OF IT ALL I A

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You are the new girl in school and your name is Mary Sue and your parents are wealthy and have put you in an arranged marriage with Lee Donghae, the son of another wealthy set of people. What do you do when you are in love with someone else and are having trouble at your new school with gang members and stuck up popular girls who are jealous of you? Why can’t they all just leave you alone?

No, this isn't serious. Yes, it will be awesome.

Foreword

I just realized that you can't see the entire title on here. So this is the entire title: I’M IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH DONGHAE AND I AM JONGHYUN’S SISTER AND HIMCHAN LOVES ME AND TOP IS A VAMPIRE WHO WANTS MY SWEET NECTAR BLOOD AND REN IS PART OF A GANG THAT KIDNAPS ME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP ME AS HIS WOMAN SLAVE AND ON TOP OF IT ALL I AM IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND ALSO AND MPREG????????????? WHAT??????????

And now your life has been enriched beyond anything you could ever imagine.

EDIT: I've been requested to provide a list of characters. SO! Here they are, in order of appearance:

(none of these pics are mine btw, and even Mary Sue's base was taken from a blog that already put makeup on the picture...)

Mary Sue (you)

You are the main character, Mary Sue. People also call you New Girl and the Chosen One.

Hair color: Chestnut auburn ebony blonde

Eye color: inconsistent

Jonghyun

Your identical twin brother. Nothing is more important to him than godly high school popularity.

Himchan

One of the most popular boys in school. You pretend to be his girlfriend to get CL off his back.

CL (and the rest of 2NE1, which consists of Bom, Dara and Minzy, but only Bom has been named so far)

Super-super-super-super seniors at the top of the pecking order. CL immediately targets you as an enemy.

Amber

One of your best friends at your new high school. She's always reasonable and level-headed.

Key

Another of your best friends after moving to your new high school. He's always honest. Brutally.

Sunny

Cute and bubbly hopeless romantic. You met her on your first day at your new school.

Sungmin

The guy sitting next to Himchan. Sunny has a huge crush on him.

Donghae

Your fiance and the most popular guy at Mordney High. He's honest and genuine and he has a deep and troubled soul.

Eunhyuk

Donghae's personal servant and best friend. You don't know much about him.

Nichkhun

One of Himchan's posse in the popular crowd.

Minho

One of HImchan's posse in the popular crowd.

Krystal

One of Himchan's posse in the popular crowd. She's a huge gossip.

Jessica

One of Himchan's posse in the popular crowd and Krystal's older sister.

One of Himchan's posse in the popular crowd.

Fei

One of Himchan's posse in the popular crowd.

Wooyoung

Store clerk at the dress shop.

TOP

A vampire who wants your sweet nectar blood.

Chanyeol

A Hunter who always rescues you just in time.

Ga In

The vampire clan leader.

Rain

A vampire.

Xiah

A vampire.

Se7en

A vampire.

Kai

A Hunter who's cocky and cheeky and always looking for something to .

Luhan

A Hunter who is caring and slightly mysterious to people around him.

Lay

A Hunter who is patient and good-humored.

Kris

A Hunter who is protective and laid back.

D.O./Kyungsoo

Another Hunter.

Chen

Another Hunter.

Tao

A vengeful Hunter with a dark past.

Suho

Another Hunter.

Sehun

Another Hunter.

fish!Donghae

That one time when Donghae was a fish.

Xiu Min

Another Hunter.

Baekhyun

Another Hunter.

Max

A vampire with an obsession with one of the Hunters.

Rain's vampire minions (aka MBLAQ)

More vampires.

Ren

A member of a gang. You piss him off so he wants you to become his woman slave.

Zelo

Another member of Ren's gang.

Seyong

Another member of Ren's gang.

Eli

Another member of Ren's gang.

Zico

Another member of Ren's gang.

G-Dragon

Another member of Ren's gang.

Unless things escalate out of what we've already planned, this is very likely going to stay as the complete character list!

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BaekChaYun #1 Nov 18, 2015 04:07:02

Okay, I know I am commenting on the foreword, but when I saw the list of characters, I was just saying wtf in my head. This is way too much for me to process right now. But, because of all the wtf-ness, I am going to bookmark this. It seems so frickin hilarious!

exolovechick #2 Apr 7, 2015 18:23:27

I almost p*** my pants when I saw my name kekeke

littlecritter35 #3 Oct 1, 2014 13:48:07

Questions:

Wooyung, what did you think when those two guys came into your shop and started trying on dresses? Why did you react the way you did when they came back several months later with the one guy's identical twin sister?

Kris and Tao, would you elaborate on what you did in Las Vegas, or is what they say true: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?

Himchan, do all of your romantic relationships begin with ruined leather?

For the authors, why did Donghae have to turn into a fish to get MS out of the engagement?

I guess that's it for now.

chrldonr #4 Sep 30, 2014 05:20:13

WOW!!!
What a very long title,,,,

mimimiawww #5 Sep 23, 2014 08:45:01

WTF YOUR TITLE VERY LONG. HAHAHA
are you writing description as your title. lol

Senpaimnida #6 Sep 21, 2014 03:31:47

Chapter 43: Okay, so here are my questions:

To Mary Sue:
1. Are you really that stupid or are you just pretending?
2. Have you ever considered the fact that no one likes you and you're just plain annoying?
also
3. What eye color do you think suits you best?

To Chanyeol:
1. Why the hell do you even like Mary Sue? Can't you see that her brain went missing when she was born?

To Key, Krystal, and Amber:
1. Why are you even friends with Mary Sue? Especially you, Key.

To Key:
1. How did you manage not to kill Mary Sue? If it's because Jonghyun is her brother, don't worry. I don't think he'd really mind if she was gone.

To Jonghyun:
1. What's it like to have a mentally disabled sister?
2. Don't you think it'd better to send her to a mental hospital? Since she has the mentality of a 7 year old child.

To Donghae and Eunhyuk:
1. Are you going to adopt a child or is one of you really pregnant? If so, how, fcking hOW?

To our lovely writers:
1. How did you come up with the idea of this fic? Was it after having read all those stupid and cliché fics here on aff?
2. What's it like to write a fic with someone else? How do you share the work? What does the process of writing together look like?
3. Was the plot planned from the very start or did you sometimes go with the flow?

Gonna ask more questions when I come up with some more :D

Senpaimnida #7 Sep 21, 2014 03:07:14

Chapter 43: oh my god

I don't know if you're aware of it, but you've managed to create a Mary Sue that I hate but also enjoy reading about at the same time.

also jfc the b!tch finally realized that gay people exist. after like 43 chapters lol.

AND OMG I DIDNT EXPECT SUNGMIN AND SUNNY TO BE SIBLINGS. SRSLY I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING.
Well at least Baekhyun got the girl he wanted lol.

but tell me
is this really the last chapter of the proper story? no more annoying Mary Sue doing and saying idiotic stuff? D:

Senpaimnida #8 Sep 7, 2014 03:26:19

Chapter 42: OH MY FREAK8NG GOD GUYS YOURE BACK OH MY GID IH MY GOD IM CRYING

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS UPDATE FOR LIKE A YEAR BUT IT WAS WORTH I

and jfc a dating rpg sim? aRE YOU SERIOUS
ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS

GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL

Mattokki #9 Aug 10, 2014 09:19:56

Chapter 4: this is beautiful

Senpaimnida #10 Jul 15, 2014 16:47:41

guys I fckking miss this story

fck I'm gonna re-read it tonight while crying a river because no update for almost a year LMFAO