The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach

Help! Rescue Me and My Genius!

Chapter 13 : The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach

On our way to my beloved stone in the middle of the pond (I tell you I didn't want to see him again so fast), Heechul is somewhat ... nice. (What drug did he take?) Not in a nice way nice. I mean … in a scary way nice. As a grinning cat, who let the mouse in the belief that it may escape, before eating it.

There is just one difference. I don't have the feeling of beeing the mouse...

„Is it comfortable like this, my beloved Dongsaeng? Or maybe I should carry you the way to the pond?“, he asks ostensible carringly while he stabilizes me. But his glare tells me not to answer this question with 'yes' in no uncertain terms. Of course I am the only one able to see this.

A certain someone, let's call him Siwon, who is walking behind us, shouldn't notice that this is all Heechul's theater, just for him.

And so I shake my head just like a obedient (and frightened) Dongsaeng should do. Heechul's overstated Cinderella-smile comes back and he starts to talk non-stop. (pretty annoying... and frightening. His big mouth with his big white crocodile theeth is too close to me)

„You are such a brave guy to walk even though you are so badly hurt.“

„Yes.“

„Maybe Heechul-hyung should dress your wounds?“

„No.“

Head blow.

„Eh... Yes.“

He smiles again and shows more of his dangerous white theeth.

„That sounds great, my little Kyu ~ Hyung will cure you.“, he warbles and strokes my head. I want to kill him. But unfortunately there are too much witnesses around. (And maybe I am also a bit afraid of his theeth...)

I peek behind me to see if my self-sacrificing acting has the wished effect.

I have to say... it workes perfectly (my great acting, my gain).

Siwon huffs like a horse and stares at Heechul's arm stabilizing me as he would like to use his godly power to set my body on fire. (but Siwon, that's a sin!). But possibly he only huffs because of exhausting. Well, if you carry an ugly monkey (the coconuts make an impact lately but I am happy because they did in the end) in your arms with lots of coconuts onto his stomach...

Sounds bad enough? Not only that, also another monkey (my godness, Hyukjae rubs off on him too much) hangs on your back and chokes you with wrapping his arms around your neck tightly (Donghae wanted to be carried also so badly).

Would huff to, right? Maybe my first interpretation was precipitous. (In the end he suffer no matter what and nothing else matters, right?)

I wonder how Siwon is able to bear those two. They try to hit each other whereby the coconuts nearly drop down and Hyukjae screams all the time that he isn't a kindergarden child anymore and could walk by himself.

But I also wonder how I could bear Heechul's non-stop non-sense talking. Today Siwon and I reached our peak form definetely.

As we arrive at the pond (I think we went around in a circuit because it took so long) Donghae lets go of poor pack donkey Siwon and jumps immediately into the water. He was too long apart from his fish family. Hyukjae follows him right away so that all the coconuts rolls on the floor. (dumb monkey -.-).

Heechul force me to sit down under the tree next to me (not that he really care, he just wants to look carring) and sits next to me. I feel like a bird in a cage, and the cat is staring at me with hungry eyes. (Why does he has to choose me to make Siwon jealous?)

„Well...“, Siwon says coldly. „I go and get the remaining coconuts. Heechul-hyung, wanna come with me?“, he asks with hopefully shining eyes.

Heechul smiles brightly and puts his arm around me. I cringe and face him in horrorfied but after he gives me his do-what-I-want-or-I'll-kill-you-glance, I force a smile on my face. (Although it looks more like I am about to puke)

„Nope. I prefer to stay with my beloved“, his eyes faces me significant (or better: lowering) „Kyuhyun-nieeee ~ You can make it on your own, horse.“, he says with his too friendly Cinderella-voice.

Siwon keeps staring at us and his usually so lively eyebrows don't move a millimetre. He is really, really hurt. (and that makes me worry 'cause I don't want to sit between hurt Siwon and jealous Heechul) Without any more words he turns around and leaves.

As his muscular back is out of sight, Heechul jostles me away as if I am infected with leprosy. (Just wait after you fall asleep tonight, Kim Heechul... it will be your very last night alive)

„Your acting is crap! Aish, I should have choose Donghae... he would have done much better than you.“

„Great! Then take Donghae-hyung and leave me alone with your stupid kindergarden games! You're so bothersome...“, I respond pissed off.

This egoistic, narcissistic bastard...

I just stand up, trun my back on him and walk away. Should he try to find another one helping him. I really don't care. My stomach growls. Aish, this hunger rains on my parade.

Hyukjae plays in the water instead of cracking the coconuts. He turns around all the time searching Donghae who disappears under the water again and again. Perhaps I should help make Hyukjae catch Donghae so that he finally crack the coconuts for me... (Hungry!)

I take my iPhone out of my pocket. (My secret weapon to catch Hae's attention.)

I just need to press one button...

„Don't you lay a fin on that boat! Don't you dare touch that boat! Don't you...“

Donghae's head shoots up out of the water immediately.

„Nemo!“, my iPhone says and whiles Hae out of the water.

It's just like fishing. Nemo fishes FishHae away from his fishie family. (I downloaded the movie in case that I need to get him away from fish shops while shopping.)

He knees right in front of me and his eyes faces my iPhone (it's funny how his eyes follow the screen when I move it to the right and to the left, to the right and to the left... ). Now I can blackmail him so easily...

„Donghae-hyung?“

„Hm?“

„Do you listen?“

„Hm?“

I press the button to stop the movie but finally I have to turn the iPhone off to make him pay attention to me.

„Donghae-hyung, if you help Hyukjae-hyung cracking all those coconuts, you can watch the whole 'Finding Nemo' movie. Deal?“, I asks whether his answer is so obvious.

„Can't I watch now...“

„No.“

He pouts but then he buckles down to his task quickly. (Nemo is pretty motivating)

Just before he reaches the heap of coconuts, he turns around again.

„Kyuhyun... how should I get them over there? They are... so many!“, he whines.

Do I really have to do everything myself?

„Just get something to carry them... Or bring them one after another. It's up to you.“, I say and sit down again, but this time far away from that bastard Heechul.

All of a sudden Hae grabs the button of his shirt and raises it above his head.

„NO!“, Hyukjae screams, jumps out of the water, runs to Donghae and pulls his shirt back over his head.

„Y-you can't do this! You... you will get a cold!“, he stumbles blushing. (Did he never see other half-naked guys or is it because it is his Fishy who is stripping? Wonder, wonder... ~)
Thus, he doffs his shirt instead of Donghae, puts the nuts into it and carries the make-shift coconut-bag to the sharp rock in the pond. (looks more like he wants to escape from Donghae)

Donghae follows him (He notice Hyukjae's weird acting certainly not.) and picks one remaining coconut up. As he reaches the sharp rock, he stares at his nut and suddenly smashes it onto the stone so that all the precious coconutmilk spouts out in every direction.

„Yah! What are you doing?“, Hyukjae scolds him, from top to bottom blotted with milk. „You have to make a little hole at the tip of the nut! If you smash it like this you won't be able to eat any of the milk.“, he explains but Hae doesn't listen. He only stares hypnotised at the milk splashs at Hyukjae's skin.
 

„Hae?“, Hyukjae wags his hand in front of Donghae's face to catch his attention. „Anyone at home?“

Suddenly Donghae grabs Hyukjae's milky hand, brings it to his mouth and licks the milk from Hyukjae's hand.

Chapter 13 ~

Well... my topic for one chapter turns out to be the topic for three ^^' Maybe this is caused by my illness... (I don't mean the illness of my weird head, this time it's a real one xD )

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