All Is Fair in Love and War
Help! Rescue Me and My Genius!
Chapter 10: All Is Fair in Love and War
I always thought Hyukjae has a very thick cranial bone which holds back any intelligence that wants to enhance his brain. But unfortunately the explanation for his idiocy isn't that easy as I thought it would be. If falling coconuts knock you down, your head isn't that firm.
The good news are that we found something eatable. The bad news... we don't know how to reach it.
„Maybe... we should ram Hyukjae's head against the coconut again? Perhabs it will break this time.“, I suggest. Heechul is pretty enthusiastic about my idea, but because Donghae keeps Hyukjae under guard like a watchdog, we weren't able to try out. (what a pity...)
And so we have to think again.
„Donghae, you don't have to watch Hyukjae all the time. He won't wake up faster just because you are... holding his hand.“, Siwon murmurs and peers over to Donghae although he is actually reading his bible. His holy bible.
What? Is our godly Siwon changing to the dark side? (= Heechul and me). He would never, never cut off reading his bible under normal circumstances. And by the way... what's the meaning of this pissed off face?
„No! You all just want to use Hyukkie for your selfish reasons and if I leave, you will nap him!“, Donghae states, only holding Hyukjae's hand tighter and trying to jolt him up.
„Well, actually...“, Heechul tries to complain but there is nothing to say against Donghae's true blaming. (He hadn't detect it himself, we only told him exactly what we were going to do with him. Nothing to misunderstand, even for little-slowly-fishhead-Hae.)
Suddenly Siwon gets up, sits next to the surprised Donghae and grabs his other hand. Now his facial expression is more satisfied than before, now that bible and Hae are both next to him. (You can tell from his eyebrows: ^.^ this is satisfied Siwon now, o\_/o this was pissed Siwon before.)
Now it's getting interesting. Finally there is action in the jungle! Kyuhyun needs entertainment. And it will start in
„YAH! Stop acting like a little child, Siwon-nah! Leave Donghae alone with Hyukjae, if he wants that so bad. Help us to get more coconuts instead!“, Heechul scolds Siwon and his cinderella-face
starts to slip. (Hyung is so funny when he get's jealous ~)
Siwon looks at Heechul first, then he eyes Donghae and his sight became very thoughtful. (I would also think twice... Cinderella turns pretty dangerous because of her incalculability...)
„Why are you still sitting there? Go and search advise in your cursed book or something like that to make yourself useful.“, Heechul nags, his patience is slowly beginning to wear thin.
Since he dictate so, Siwon stands up, but clasps Donghae's waist and flicks him easily over his shoulder before facing the frozen Heechul.
„O.K. Hyung. Let's get some coconuts.“, he says happily and smiles as dumb as Donghae at his shoulder is doing.
Some time – about a whole minute (and that's pretty long for our impatient and snappy Heechul) – they are just staring at each other. And then the hell break loose.
Siwon starts running as Heechul tries to snatch him and of course Heechul chases after him with the still dumb smiling Donghae backwards on his shoulder.
„YAH! Stop running! I get you anyway! Nobody is able to escape from the gorgous Kim Heechul! Nobody! Not even you, Choi Siwon!“, Heechul yells after him with a slight bitchy touch in his voice „And stop carrying this fool around! You two together are looking ugly. Horse and fish don't belong together!“
This little show is amazing. Really. How much circle did they run until now? More than 10 possibly? But the best is Siwon's running style: straight back like a bamboo was popped into his butt. If I would have to run like this after praying too often at the uncomfortable church-banks, too, I promise I would skip the church-meetings immediately.
After some more rounds – Heechul is slowly getting out of breath while Siwon keeps running racehorse at a derby – I become tired of it and look around to find something more interesting. The first thing that catches my attention are a bunch of unbroken coconuts lying on the ground under a tall coconut-tree. I don`t know whether somebody got them down nor if they just fell by themselves, but the most important thing is that we are able to reach them instead of the ones hanging in the tree.
„What the fuck are you doing?“, Hyukjae suddenly yells. (this question truly is asked often in these days...)
Since nobody notices him, he joins Heechul and chases after Siwon, the Donghae-napper. Different from Heechul he is more athletic and really fast, so that his chances to success are much higher.
„Gotcha!“, he shouts after some more rounds as he grabbs Siwon's arm. „And now let Donghae down!“
„Yeah, forget Donghae and throw him to the ground!“, Heechul agrees and clings thight on to Simba's other arm.
One tugging at each arm there is no other way to not give up for Siwon. He let's Hyukjae carry his Fishy reluctantly, but not without giving him a deep look into his eyes which make Hyukkie and Heechul even more angry.
However, Heechul scolds and touches Siwon while Hyukjae tries to make Donghae promise not to let others nap him always.
Since this is so very boring, I have to come up with something new to make them wild again. (I am dried out. I need games. If there aren't computer games, I play in real-life. It's not my fault!)
Well, let's see what we have... I could steal Siwon's bible to make him blame Hyukjae or Heechul, but maybe he would kill me if he find out and I can't be responsible for that.
So... the coconuts.
„Tcha, since you're all exhausted and have better things to do, who is gonna get the coconuts? Well, I hoped Siwon-hyung or Hyukjae-hyung may do this, because they are soooo strong, but you seem to be too weak to make it now...“, I say significant. (They don't have to know that I already found some coconuts that are easy to reach... this way it would be too boring).
Cinderella eyes me as I said that he should bath in the poop of his cats. (would also be a funny thing, but unfortunately he would never do)
„Are you crazy? How can I bear to make my perfect body do such exhausting stuff after having already suffered because of this foolish horse? No way.“, he comments bitchy.
„I will do! It sounds like fun! Siwon... I want to climb onto that tree! Help me, please ~“, Donghae says excited and gives Siwon his cute puppy-sight.
It all goes the right way.
Hyukjae looks at Donghae, then at Siwon and : welcome back, jealousy!
„I can help you, Fishy. You don't need to asks that spoiled rich kid, he isn't able to climb up anyway.“, he gives Siwon the evil eye while pulling Donghae away from him in the direction of the coconut-tree.
As if Choi Siwon, the 'perfect' man who can do everything and who wants to be good in everything would leave the comment like this. (yeah, I know, sounds weird calling him perfect or calling Heechul perfect if I am next to them, but please leave them with their crazy mind.)
„Let's bet who is gonna get them first.“, Siwon suggest.
„You're on.“, Hyukjae answers and the fight beginns.
They both run for the tree to climb on, Donghae and Heechul are already forgotten. (I was already forgotten a long time ago...)
So, I watch them some time hitting each other to be the fastest. The climbing challenge is also not that interesting because most of the time they get caught in every vine near them and so they have to keep still 'till they unravel themselves. (Too bad... unlucky Kyuhyun)
Suddenly Heechul is sitting next to me. And he wants to talk to me. And I have to listen until he finishs or else he would kill me. Damn it!
„Why does Siwon desperately want Donghae? I am the most perfect person living! He can't just give me the go-by! His whole acting... it is absurd!“, he starts with his self-praising tirade he always needs to give after Siwon ignores his perfectness.
I need to get rid of him soon. I can't bear his unstoppable talking about such weird stuff.
„Maybe Donghae is... cuter? He is that kind of boy you always sees in mangas and the gir... everybody loves them.“, I try to explain the situation. (Oh, please, get away from me...)
We both look at him. While we were talking, he had noticed that nobody is noticing him and so he had to keep oneself busy. (Well, that is my only explanation for his weird acting... ). Did you ever see a 25-year old korean drawing fish in the ground with a small stick? Nevermind, you don't want to... you will beginn to doubt that his brain functions the same way as yours. (And then you will treat him like a mentally handicapped person.)
„That should be cute? I am much cuter than him, just look!“, he says, stands up and poses in front of me. You also don't want to see that... His facial expression reminds me of a freak of nature. (And possibly also mentally handicapped.)
„Wait, I have to take some photos of my cuteness... Where is my camera?“, he says,his eyes faces little Fishy blaming. He walks over there to take his camera back with that Hae is taking photos of his amazing fish-drawings. (What a relief, Heechul is leaving!)
„Got it! I won! MUHAHAHA!“, Hyukjae screams excidet.
He is sitting onto the tree crown, holding a coconut within his hand and smiling brightly at Donghae who smiles his fish-smile like always. Siwon is already back at the ground while Hyukjae needs to celebrate his triumph.
„If you're already up there, get the other coconuts also.“, Heechul commants and gives his cute acting up because Siwon isn't paying attention to him anyway.
Hyukjae swings down cocky, hits some of the other coconuts with his feet and ends up losing his balance. (Like expected, right?)
As he falls down with all the coconuts, Donghae's smile disappears. Everybody stares at the huge clutch of coconuts, waiting for Hyukkie to come out in one piece.
I already see it coming...
Hyukkie, knocked down again, Donghae holding his hand again and one after another everybody gets jealous.
Sigh... this crisis in relationship
Chapter 10 ~
I am sorry that I update that late but I got home pretty late and I had to write almost the whole chapter this evening...
Well, there was no time to read through it and look for mistakes... Sorry again^^'
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Lastly, I would like to recomment a SiChul oneshot ^^ It is pretty... wow :D you will love Scalina's oneshot ' I'm here for you ' ;)
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