Chapter 04

Look! It's EXO-K's Facebook!
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Byun Baekhyun : TRJKDN@**#() \m/ PARTY IN EXO-K's dorm ! TODAY ! ON 9 PM

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D.O Kyungsoo : Eh? Really? D; 

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Kim Jong In : Are you kidding me?

12 minutes ago. Like

Choi Sulli : Oppa! Can I join ?? Please OuO

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Kim Suho : HUH? 

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Kim Jong In : @Sulli ; No way ;D Only boys can enter our dorm.

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D.O Kyungsoo : Poor Sulli~ Just play with Barbie, okay? Or Dress-up Gayber.

8 minutes ago. Like

Choi Sulli : Oppa is so mean :c

6 minutes ago. Like

Choi Sulli : Victoria Song unnie~ See ! EXO-K oppas are bullying me ᅲᅳᅲ

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D.O Kyungsoo : Heyy~ I am just kidding ;A;

5 minutes ago. Like

Victoria Song : Now.. who makes my Sulli crying, huh? *pulls D.O's ear* D:<

4 minutes ago. Like

D.O Kyungsoo : Noonaa! D; It hurts!

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Kim Suho : Cyber bully~ Hmph...

2 minutes ago. Like

 

It's funny to hack Baekhyun's account !

\m/

-Sincerly Park Chanyeol

 

 

Oh Se Hun needs a neighbour in City Ville. Be his neighbour now. 

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Oh Sehun : I just realize that I have a friend only.

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Oh Sehun : Should I add my hyungs and other SM family members ?

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Oh Sehun : Humphh

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Oh Sehun : ᅲᅳᅲ

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Oh Sehun : OuO;

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Kim Suho commented on D.O Kyungsoo's photo

Kim Suho : DERPP

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D.O Kyungsoo : What? I know I am y. Pft.

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Kim Jong In : This is the real you --> O__O

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D.O Kyungsoo : Oh come on *sighs*

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Lee So Man : Bored. Playing Cooking Mama : World Tour on my iPhone.

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Lee So Man : I'd changed my name back to normal..

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Lee So Man : @Manager Lee ! Why you didn't comment on my status D:<

8 minutes ago. Like

Manager Lee : Yes, sir? ~.~

7 minutes ago. Like

Lee So Man : Comment!! D:< I am so desperate to get some comments right now! I need comments OuO

6 minutes ago. Like

Manager Lee : Fine .. --" COOL, sir.

4 minutes ago. Like

Lee So Man : Okay okay. Guess this --> O_O

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Manager Lee had blocked you.

Lee So Man : Pftt. Watch out, Manager Lee..

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Please accept your friend request, Byun Baekhyun

Oh Sehun wants to be your friend : Confirm . Ignore

*clicks confirm*

" Woahh!! Sehun finally added me ! Hooray!! "

 

 

Byun Baekhyun : Since all of EXO-K members have facebook, let's celebrate it!

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Park Chanyeol : How? 

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Byun Baekhyun : Let's make a parody song for MAMA! I will start first, okay? Tell the others B)

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Byun Baekhyun : Kill this.. kill this.. shoot a naughty moose, a naughty moose, heartless, model this! No one care about me~ Park Chanyeol, continue..

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Park Chanyeol : Er.. *key upon the chair..when men hunt and got guitar..Tremor..Sue Bob..Gay..Absurd..! Kill her.. got your mom!! ?? Kai Jong In.. continue xD

15 minutes ago. Like. Comment

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Kim Jong In : FUU. Fine.. *Mama eat your dead dog picture. We sat on dude. He dialed a chairman.. gee.. I am down! your read and then get Joon. Jay hugging then cheat.. :O*

13 minutes ago. Like. Comment

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[ A/N : Listen to the EXO-K's MAMA song and read this english lyrics :P ]

 

 

Welcome to facebook, Byun Baekhyun

Notifications : 30

Friend Requests : 2

Please accept your friend request, Byun Baekhyun

Exo-K's Manager Kim wants to be your friend : Confirm . Ignore

Lee Jinki wants to be your friend : Confirm . Ignore

 

 

"Since when does Manager Kim hyung create a facebook account?" 

"Onew hyung!"

"Let me just accept all of these friend requests."

 

 

Byun Baekhyun is in the bathroom.

10 minutes ago. Like. Comment

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Park Chanyeol : I bet that you're farting right now

9 minutes ago. Like

Oh Sehun : Any poops in the toilet bowl?

8 minutes ago. Like

Kim Jong In : Poops? Not poops, maknae. It is a . HAHAHAHA

8 minutes ago. Like

Byun Baekhyun : I am d-doing something.. wait.. ;A;

7 minutes ago. Like

Kim Suho : What are you doing, huh? E__e

6 minutes ago. Like

Byun Baekhyun : 3..2.

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trashbyuniee #1
Chapter 1: I just gained IQ's when reading this
PrincessLydia11 #2
Chapter 21: OMG!! This is so funny. I'm currently laughing like a crazy person.
Sharissa #3
Chapter 56: Mama parody is hillarious as hell hahahah
Maydayblabla #4
Chapter 4: This is hilarious !!! I love it . Thanks for writing this .
pandayouu
#5
Woo this seems like an interesting idea! I'm going to read it :D
firengold #6
i like this fic!
aayeya #7
incredible fanfic. i recommend it to everyone <3
iipadd #8
great well written story
fatayaao #9
Chapter 1: I decided to read this fluff ekekekke. Gooo!