***SHAVE*** me the trouble nd tel me u ***LUV*** me........
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i m yong juhyung da hawtest rapper bad boy in town (XD) i am in the bad beast and i am da joka i hav a tatoo dat all the girsl love (lol~~~~~~~~~~~!) 1 day i was walking down the street wit my ~S.W.A.G~ (it means sumthing we azns hav!!!!!! get it junhyung is korean!!!?? LOL!!) when all of a sudden i saw a boy crying on the side of the rode
"o no" i think 2 myself "is he hurt?????????????" i worrie
the boy was pretty wit doe eyes and a girl body (oo lala) "he kute so i help him kekeke" i said loudly the boy heard me nd started 2 cry mor
"PLZ DON'T HURT ME MISTER I BEG U I HAVE TO LIVE SO I CAN GET MY 4 STARS!!!!!! DDDDX" he sed
"NO I NO HURT U" i yell "I SAVE U" i picked him up nd carried him 2 my super big mansion with my servants and big car (o btw did i tell u i was also rich well ya i am XD)
when inside i laid hikm down in the jacuzzi dat was conveiently on and running, it was den that i relized OMO he was bleeding!!!!
"y u r bleding????" i asked sounding concerned "TELL ME!!!!! D:<"
"i was walking out of victorias secret (not mine) after sampling their lingeries and then i triped because...omo...." he started
"WHAT HAPENED 2 U???? TELL ME!!!!!!! I WILL MAKE DEM PAY!!!!!! JUNHYUNG SMASH!!!!" i rampaged
"O NO!!! STAWP!!!! :((((((((((((((" he started 2 cry nd i couldn't bear 2 see him liek dis so i stoped
"now tell me what is wrong my young 1"
"I.....-omo- i-i-iiiii-iiiie-e-e-e-e-i-i-iiiii TRIPPED BECUZ MY LEG HAIR GOT COT ON A TREE BRANCH DX" he started crying agagin
I WUZ SO MAD!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE DAT TREE BE ATTRACTED TO HIS LEG HAIR!!!!!!! LEG HAIR THAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!!!!!!!!
"don't cry bbcaekes i will make sure dat tree never touches u again...~....." and wit dat i pulled out a shaver and began to work my voodoo magic (did i also tel u dat my mom was a voodoo master 4rm haiti)
the hours of end less shaving brought us close 2 each other and we bonded
"wht is ur name" i asked tenderly patting his shaved leg
"seungie.........seungie stomp............" he sed shyly while his cheeks turned as red as a tomato (SO KAWAII!)
"i luv dat name...................:)" i sed
i kissed him and he slowly fell bakc against the pile of shavings creating a soft landing 4 him as i showed him how much i luved him
~THE END~
A/N: SO WHAT U THINK???? :DDDDDDDDDD I THINK DIS ONE IS VERY SWEET<333333333333333333333333 SEUNGIE CAN I SHAVE U LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! thx 4 reading :-)
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purrrplehong13 on says:
Dafaq did I just read. Lolol
BlessedHeart on says:
this is a trollfic, right?
please tell me that i'm right
lolliderellad2nd on says:
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kristalesa on says:
kekekekekekekekekeke you are one heck of a unique funny writer!!! you were even using a text language!!! and whats with junhyungs reaction? he even blamed the tree! the innocent tree oh daebak i would really love to read more of this for this is a good stress reliever it was like you are emitting an aura of DIE LAUGHING! phew but anyway i like the title i just didnt thought about it literally though... please do write more!
KpopLovers_Exotic on says:
So sweet...!!! >.<
pinkhamsters on says:
so SWEET, ryte moar!!!! :3
JUNHYUNG SMASH + SEUNGIE STOMP = 4EVA LURVEEEE!!!
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