Akame talks about Jin being 'single' on twitter
Jin Akanishi, Kamenashi Kazuya
Kazuya being a dramatic queen after watching Jin's interview where he claimed he's single.
AFTER WATCHING 'THIS.'
specifically the 'I'm-single' thing part, Kazuya felt his head spinning. 'How dare he?!'
He immediately turned his laptop on and tweeted the person causing his high blood pressure.
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On the other side of the world...
'Did that damn video reached Japan?! Oh God. I hope not. I am so dead.' Jin thought as he turned on his iPad to check updates. He log-on to his twitter and seeing there was no tweet from Kazuya yet, he happily sighed. He's luck totally went to zero when after a few minutes he saw . . . .
'Let it be not him' Jin silently wished but his gut already knew it's Kazuya's tweet waiting to be opened.
'Okay. Take a deep breathe' he advised himself then he finally opened the tweet.
K_Kazuya 23: Single, huh? (¬_¬)
'Damn' he fucking knew it.
A_Jin04: Hey, Kazu-chan. Ehh? What are you talking about? (*^▽^*)
'Yeah right. As if playing dumb would work with my drama queen' Jin thought.
K_Kazuya 23: Don't play dumb and don't you Kazu-chan me! You know what I'm talking about, Jin. "Well..I'm kinda.. I'm single, actually, yeah' remember now? *mocking glare*
A_Jin04: Ahhh... that. (-_-;)
K_Kazuya 23: Yeah..that. Why, was there more of that?
K_Kazuya 23: and that 'so.. akanishijindotcom' that's just lame. You didn't even know your own website because you're too busy talking about girls...girls!
A_Jin04: No! Only that and about the 'I'm single' thing.. it was for publicity, Kazu-chan~ (ñ_ñ) Of course! I told them the wrong url! It was a trick for them not to reach me via net!
'Well.. I sound pretty sound convincing with that lame reason' Jin grinned but then thought...
'How fast did they upload that thing?! It damn reached Japan! Fucking Youtube' Jin cursed.
K_Kazuya 23: Publicity my ass. Since when did you enter singlehood? You should have told me, Jin... so I could announce to the world that I'm single too! (~o~)
A_Jin04: Now, now... Kazu-chan it's for work. You, of all people should understand that. I just told them I'm single for the media's sake. A lot of fangirls would be brokenhearted if I told them I'm taken already.
.....and for the record, your ass is not for the public... it's my private property. *grins*
K_Kazuya 23: Akanishi Jin, don't you dare change the topic. So... you care for a lot of fangirls heart being broken? And not with my heart being crushed for being denied by my boyfriend?! How could you do that to me! *dramatic cry*
'Here we go~ Drama queen activated' Jin sighed for the nth time.
A_Jin04: No! Kazu~ It's not like that! (>O<)
K_Kazuya 23: How is it not like that?! You made it clear. You care to your fans more than me. *hurt* ;_____;
K_Kazuya 23: and how would you explain "Whoa. I like it. I love girls" thing? (o_O)
A_Jin04: You know I care about you~ You're the person I cared about the most in this world. It's just... I thought it would be better if I told them I'm single. And that 'I like girls' thing... it was part of the publicity act. *grins*
K_Kazuya 23: How is it better when you knew damn well that it would hurt me?! (T_T)
A_Jin04: I didn't do that to hurt you, Kazuya. Would you rather prefer if I told them I'm in a relationship already? There would be questions that would follow if I told them that, you know. Questions like, 'Who is the lucky girl?' 'Are you serious in your relationship?' 'Is she an artist too?'like those, I know you wouldn't want that. Besides, you hate to be called a SHE, right?
K_Kazuya 23: You made a point but.... you could have told them... 'It's complicated'
A_Jin04: Oh no! I can't do that. Things would be more complicated if I told them that. Complicated means trouble, Kazuya.
K_Kazuya 23: Hmmmmp! (¬_¬")
A_Jin04: Sorry~ Please don't be mad at me. m(_ _)m
A_Jin04: It wouldn't happen again! I'd try not to lead them in that topic. Talk to me, Kazuya~~~
A_Jin04: Pleaseeee? *puppy eyes*
'Oh no... No... No... not that puppy eyes. Stop that. Dammit, Jin' Kazuya imagined Jin's puppy eyed looked and he could swear he felt himself melting on the spot.
Kazuya looked at his laptop's screen 'Hmmm...he looked sorry enough. Maybe I should forgive him?' he wondered.
K_Kazuya 23: Okay, I understand. *gives up*
A_Jin04: Really?! w(^o^)W
K_Kazuya 23: Yes! BUUUUUTTT-------
A_Jin04: But--- ?
K_Kazuya 23: Try to avoid answering questions like that! and for turtle's sake! No more saying
'I like/love girls!' with a perverted look on your face! It's annoying to watch! (>O<)
Jin considers Kazuya's condition and he find himself nodding. 'Hai~ Hai~' I didn't intend to look that happy Kazu-chan~ I just knew it would make you mad like this. Oh God, If only I could see your face. I bet you went nuts the moment you saw the video' Jin laughed at himself. 'Oh gee, I'm so devious.'
A_Jin04: Haiiii~ Understood! But... if situation calls...can I pretend I like/love girls?
K_Kazuya 23: the keyword if situation call is PRETEND, JIN! Pretend, Okaaaay?
A_Jin04: Yes, yes.. So... we're done with my issues now? \(*O*)/
K_Kazuya 23: I guess.
'Oh, Thanks God' I thought we're going to last forever in talking about this' Jin sighed in relief.
A_Jin04: Okay, Kazu-chan. Let's talk about yours now.
K_Kazuya 23: Ehhhhh? We have issues of me we need to talk about?! O__o
A_Jin04: OH YES AND IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME SINCE WE STARTED TALKING!!!!
K_Kazuya 23: What is it? *innocent*
A_Jin04: ASDFGHJKL CHANGEYOURDPCOZITSDISTRACTINGME!!!!
K_Kazuya 23: Whhhhaaat?
A_Jin04: I said.... I AM DISTRACTED WITH YOUR DP... CHANGE IT! ASAP!
K_Kazuya 23: Why? What's wrong with it?! *playing innocent*
A_Jin04: NOTHINGITSJUSTTOOFUCKINGCUTEEEE!! (>O<)
K_Kazuya 23: Type in a more understandable manner, Jin. (¬_¬")
A_Jin04: IT'S TOO CUTE. CHANGE YOUR DP!!!! NOWW!!!!
K_Kazuya 23: Ahhhh. Don't want. I like it.
A_Jin04: Well.. I don't like it. I mean.. I like it... I don't mean I don't like it... I just don't like it as your DP.. How could I not like it.. you're too cute there...
K_Kazuya 23: Okay... Okay... I get it. I'm going to change it now.
An evil grin forming in Kazuya's pretty face. 'Payback time, Jinny.'
A_Jin04: Thanks! Make it decent this time!
K_Kazuya 23: Be careful of what you wish for~
A_Jin04: Ehhhh? What are you talking about....
Kazuya was browsing a fangirl's livejournal...picking an icon that would fit his revenge... and there he saw it!
'I look good here' he complimented himself then proceeded to change his DP.
K_Kazuya 23: Hey Jin! is this decent enough? *evil grin* ≧∇≦
Moments of nothing......
A_Jin04: . . . . . . . . . . . /dead
K_Kazuya 23: Speechless, darling?
A_Jin04: *smash keyboard* ASDFGHJKLHOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHOULDERSDAAMMIIT!!!!!!
'SEXY KAZUYA BEATS INNOCENT LOOKING KAZU-CHAN!!!!!!!!
Jin couldn't believe what he is seeing. He couldn't believed that Kazuya would be bold enough to made that icon as his DP. 'Oh God. Be really careful of what you wish for. I should have been contented in that cute icon' Jin painfully sighed.
K_Kazuya 23: Ehhh~~ not satisfied? Okay I'll change it again~
Jin was about to protest because he was enjoying Kazuya's current DP but his lover was just to fast in changing things.
K_Kazuya 23: better, darling?
'HOLY SHIIII------ THAT ASS! MY PRIVATE ASS! KAZUYA WTF ARE YOU DOING?!!!!!'
This time, Jin didn't just felt his mouth dropped, he felt his heart stopped beating too. 'Oh God, please help me.'
K_Kazuya 23: Jin~ is everything okay? *innocent look*
After a few hard breathings...when he was sure he was almost calm, Jin finally decided to reply...
Kazuya was laughing hard. 'Payback is pretty satisfying~ We should do this a lot, Jin' Kazuya thought.
K_Kazuya 23: You like what you see?
A_Jin04: Hell yeah. Now, let's stop this chatty chat and let's have another round of that 'tweet sex' we had last time~
K_Kazuya 23: Ooops. Sorry~ Will have BIRTH dance practice now~ Bye Jin.
K_Kazuya 23: AND DON'T YOU DARE CALL SOME HOE' TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR HARD ON OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!! TAKE CARE OF THAT YOURSELF.. probably best while watching my 1582 performance... Ja'ne~
Jin stared in shock 'HE DIDN'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE.... OH NO, NO, NOOOOO KAZUYA, YOU DIDN'T JUST DO THAT!!!!'
He flooded Kazuya's timeline but none of his message were answered.
'Damn. I wonder why I love that drama queen slash evil tease' Jin let out a painful sigh but managed a smile 'Gee, I guess that's what they call 'stupidly crazy in love' thing he then proceeded to the comfort room to finish what Kazuya's DP started.
A/N: Did you guys enjoyed it? Hope so! feel free to comment your reaction :)
I enjoyed writing it! I wonder why I always end these Akame twitter series with Jin being a pervert and Kame teasing him? It's just so fun to write!
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