Tiffany's Harem... and a glimpse of Sadist Tae.
SNSD Drabbles To Cure Our HeartsSN: I've been thinking...
SY: About what? Me? You don't have to be that humble, I'm always here for you.
SY: Not you, lamp post. That's just plain narcisstic.
SY: Ouch...
YN: Then who were you thinking about?
SN: Tiffany.
YR: Just because Seobaby said that you're the third person to visit Tiffany in L.A does not make you have the right to think about my mushroom!
SN: What?! No, eww. I'm dedicated to celibacy.
SY: Bunny, how could you?! What about SooSun?!
YN: Sooyoung unnie, not now. But why Tiffany unnie?
SN: Have you ever thought of Tiffany's jealousy issue and how much we before?
YN: With my aegyo? I love doing that but she already threatened me...
YR: And she's the first person I called during my time at the mountain.
SY: The ship that I'm in that's making Taeny shippers run for their money?
SN: Can you stop.
SY: Sheesh..
SN: There was also that one time when I called Tiffany baby and she got all jealous cause I called Seohyun baby.
SY: I knew it!! You want 2ny to happen.
YR: Not letting that happen, nuh uh.
YN: How bout Yoonfany?
HY: ...
SH: I'm telling Soojung.
YN: DON'T!!
SN: That's not my point!! What I'm trying to say is-
JS: I'm also her husband, don't forget that.
HY: FOR SAKE, GOD FINALLY ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!!
SH: Huh?
HY: Jessica's Fany's husband so Baeyeon's y, free and single!!
YN: Hyo unnie, do you want me to list how many people are queueing to be with my dad?
SY: Who's your mom if Jessica's Fany's husband?
YR: But I'm her Yul Seobang!!
JS: That's what Yulsic shippers use.
YR: And I thought you're faithful with Taeyeon.
JS: This is a plan where by taking away the "possible" love interest for Taengoo, I'm making her be with me and let Taengoo realise how special I am and she'll do anything she can to make me her wife.
SH: The plan has flaws but at least Sica unnie's making a move.
JS: Thank you, Seobaby.
SN: That's my nickname for her, Sica. Make something new.
TF: NO THAT'S MY NICKNAME AND ONLY I'LL BE CALL THAT!!
YR: Mushroom!! I'm your husband right?!
SY: What? No!! You like your sugar daddy right?
YN: Unnie, what?!
SY: Yoong, shut up.
JS: Or your American girlfriend?
HY: Please be with your American girlfriend, I want Baeyeon.
SN: But Fany, Seobaby's a baby.
TF: THEN WHAT AM I, SUNNY? NOT YOUR BABY ANYMORE?!
SN: You still are, baby.
TF: THEN JUST CALL ME BABY!!
SH: I have no comment.
TF: YOU THIEF, BE QUIET!!
SH: But I'm your child!!
YR: And I'm your husband!!
SY: Nothing beats a sugar daddy.
JS: Nuh uh, American Girlfriend.
TF: Wait, Jessi, what?!
JS: Do remember that Jeti exist, Tiff.
TF: But what about Tae Tae?!
JS: She's not noticing me anyway.
TF: She has Ginger and Zero anyway... she doesn't want to visit me in L.A ... but my bunny did!!
SN: You're welcome, baby.
YR: But mushroom!!
SH: Father, I currently don't mind that you have a date with Juran unnie now.
YR: Listen to what Taeng said, be faithful.
YN: True!!
HY: Says the one who said Yoonfany like 5 seconds ago.
YN: I love Jung Soojung more.
JS: YOU LIKE KRYSTAL?!
YN: Mom, it's not what it looks like!!
JS: WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HER? YOONG, YOONSIC!!
HY: Sica...
JS: EXPLAIN TO YOUR MOM!!
YN: She's cuter, younger and not my mom!!
HY: But she's your aun-
YN: Aunt Hyo, not now.
JS: Does your dad approve of this?
YN: Was about to tell her first but then this whole Tiffany unnie being a princess thing made me forgot about it.
JS: Tiffany's a pink monster.
YR: Pink Princess!!
SN: A pink baby.
TF: Bunny!! I love you!!
SY: You'd rather love a pink bunny rather than a rich daddy?
SH: Who made you rich daddy?
SY: Sones~
YR: But in shipper's rating, Taeny then Yulti then Jeti!! Make Yulti happen!!
TF: Yuwree, you kept hanging out with Juran unnie, making me feel insecure about myself and Bunny here knows the way to my s.
YR: She what?!
HY: But Sunny has bigger s then you do.
JS: With Taengoo's height, her eyes practically know the way to my s but she still prefers Sunmi's....
YN: Dad's just slow mom, don't worry.
SN: What she meant is her heart, not her s.
SY: If s are the reason why you like someone then I'll just do surgery.
YN: Unnie!! What about me?! I thought we're in the flat line alliance!!
SY: I'll do anything to win that Pink Baby's heart.
SH: Why are you guys treating mom like a princess?
YR: Aww!! I never thought my small ball of sunshine here wants to be noticed too!!
SH: Dad, stop.
YR: Just tell me what you want and I'll immediately get it for you, sweetie.
TF: Her affection went to Seohyun?!
SN: She is her child, in a way.
TF: I still have my bunny here so blergh to you too, Yuwree!!
SN: You're just using me to make Yul jealous, right?
TF: Maybe? But I love you more!!
JS: Well, being Tiff's American Girlfriend's not gonna happen...
TY: Tiff's American Girlfriend?
JS: Tiff's American Girlfriend...
HY: ...
TY: Who's her girlfriend?
JS: I'm the girlfriend.
YN: ... Mom...
TY: You're her girlfriend?
JS: I'm her girlfriend.
SY: Jessica....
JS: Yes?
Hy: You do realised that you're talking to Baeyeon just now, right?
JS: Wait, what?! No, Taeyeon!! I can explain!!
TY: Well, that's a waste of buying a Hermes bag for Yoona's mom but nevermind then, she has a girlfriend.
JS: No, Taengoo, please listen to me!!
YN: Can I have it and give it to Soojung, dad?
TY: Sure thing then.
JS: TAENGOO!!
TY: Why are you yelling at me? You should be mad at Tiff for flirting with Sunny in front of you.
JS: Cause Yul was being a player!!
TY: How does that relate with me? Seriously, Sooyeon, you should really make some sense with what you're saying.
JS: FINE!! TIFF'S MY AMERICAN GIRLFRIEND CAUSE I'M TOO SHY TO TELL THE PERSON THAT SO HAPPENS TO AVOID ME THAT I LIKE HER!!
TY: Oh god, who's avoiding Yoona's mom?
YN: Dad...
TY: No, seriously, my wife here is scary sure but don't avoid her, she needs protection.
JS: Taengoo?
TF: Tae Tae!! Did you buy my novel?
TY: On your bed now shoo, my wife needs me.
JS: Yoona, pinch me.
YN: Mom's happy, dad.
SN: Fany ah...
TF: Yes?
SN: You should really control your jealousy issue. Yul's already out with your daughter buying god knows what.
TF: YUWREE!!
SY: No hospitals are free to give me some s.
TY: Please don't. I like them natural.
JS: And mine's are!!
HY: Sooyoung, let's just go out and leave the Kim family alone.
SY: But you're a Kim too.
HY: I'm their president so I approve of this...
SY: There's a pause...
HY: Unless Jessica make another dumb move, I'm staying low.
SY: Thought so.
SN: But aren't you the TaeNy president?
SY: That does not help to increase my popularity so I'd rather make SooFany happen. Weren't you with Tiffany?
SN: Uh huh... I actually ployed with Tiffany to let her jealousy issue go to her.
HY: Um, what?
SN: Sheesh, Tiffany tried to make Yuri jealous by making 2Ny happen but it backfired.
TY: Since Sica's all calm and back to bed, what were you guys talking about while I'm gone?
SN: Tiffany's Harem.
TY: Did Sica talked about making Jeti happen in hopes to get my attention?
SY: ...
SN: ...
HY: Yes?
TY: Well then, I should really make a move before Taengsic doesn't happen.
YN: Dad, how do you know anyway?
TY: We're talking about Sooyeon who doesn't do much that has nothing to do with me. Please, I know what's happening but teasing her seems fun.
HY: Even that Heechul oppa thing?
TY: I warned him not to make fun of her but yeah, pouty whiny Sica's my favourite Sica.
TF: Tae Tae, you sadist!!
TY: Just to see the best from the Jung.
SN: You're back alone?
TF: Seeing father daughter interaction is precious so I don't want to disturb that.
SY: Like those chodings?
TF: If they're talking about Jungs, no.
AUTHOR'S NOTE
2Ny interaction makes me do wonders though I'm more of a Yulti shipper.
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