HY: Jung, when are you gonna confess?

JS: I'm shy with Taengoo, Hyo.

YR: Then let's make Yulsic happen.

JS: Taengoo's advice is to always be faithful so no. 

YR: You are ing whipped.

SH: Unnie, don't curse. 

YR: You never scolded Taeyeon for cursing, why just me?

SH: Taeyeon unnie's a weird case that I do not want to investigate but Hyo unnie's right, you better confess Sica unnie.

JS: I'm really shy with Taengoo.

HY: Yeah, with those constant glances, I'll say that as stalking.

JS: Taengoo doesn't notice so blergh!!

YR: You even get her childish behaviour.

JS: Cause she's hella cute and handsome. 

HY: That does not explain anything, Jung.

YN: Why are you guys bullying my mom?

YR: We're not bullying Jessica, Yoong. We're just trying to talk her out on confessing to Taeyeon.

JS: Can't I just have my own pace with these things?

HY: And letting Seolhyun have her? Sure.

JS: She's a fangirl.

YR: You guys do know that you're also her fangirls, right?

HY: Cause Baeyeon's bae.

YN: Hyo unnie, are you helping mom to confess or what?

HY: Baeyeon won't look at me as a love interest and Jessica here is just damn slow when there's every single tiny hints that she likes her.

JS: Taengoo likes me?!

TF: Oh no she does not!!

YR: When were you here?

TF: The moment Hyo said Tae Tae likes Jessica.

YN: Cause she's my mom? And Tae unnie's a great dad.

JS: SHE'S MY HUSBAND?!

TF: My boyfriend.

SH: Then who's my mom?

TF: Still me.

SH: But I don't want a small dad. It does not make any logical explanation on where I got my height from and I don't look anyway remotely close to you two.

HY: So... are you saying Yulti here?

SH: In a shorter way, yes.

YR: My daughter, you are so smart.

SH: Unnie, you're embarassing me.

YR: That's every parent's responsibility.

YN: Like that one time Soo unnie became dad's parent and embarass her during a show?

HY: That's.... difficult.

JS: Your husband's Yuri, Tiff. Appreciate it.

TF: If she stops being a player then I will.

YR: But mushroom, I'm faithful.

TF: You were making Yulsic happening.

JS: And I just want Taengoo.

HY: So confess already woman.

JS: I'm afraid of rejection!! And the so called "date" that Taengoo set up with me and Heechul oppa just ends with me being laughed at.

YN: Why?

SH: Song reference.

HY: Don't break the fourth wall, it's gonna destroy space and time.

YN: We've done plenty of that during Blonde In Its Finest but do explain, mom.

JS: Well, he said that the chances of Taengoo rejecting is 75% as Taeny's a thing and Taengsic dead and I don't have a nice cause we all know how much Taengoo likes . He also said that Taengoo likes loud people to liven up the situation and we all know how shy I am with Taengoo and the fear of rejection just came up and....

YN: Mom, he's messing with you.

HY: Plus, if Baeyeon rejects you, I have my chance.

SH: Hyo unnie, that just makes things worse and now Sica unnie's sulking.

TF: Jessi's sulking?! You guys bullied her! I'm telling Tae Tae.

YR: Mushroom, we are not in kindergarten.

TF: Tae Tae said that if anyone bully the Ice Princess, she's gonna kill you.

HY: Did Sica heard that?

SH: She's been muttering Tae unnie's name with rejection. Hyo unnie, never mess with Sica unnie's love life.

HY: I did nothing wrong!! I'm the president, why do I get blame?

YN: Here, mom. Just talk to the phone, kay?

JS: If it's Taengoo, I'm not picking it up.

YR: Hyo, you messed up big time.

HY: I'm the president!! Sica, remember that Taeyeon likes every little things that you do.

YN: Like that one time where you bought her a pen and she does the same during your birthdays?

SH: And that one time where you accidentally hit her with a mic and she just shrug it off? She'll usually warn us after performance not to do it again.

HY: And that one time where she smiled during your highnote?

YN: Unnie, Mr. Mr. hasn't occured yet.

TY: What's Mr. Mr.?

YN: Dad's back!! 

TF: You're fast when it comes to a certain Jung. Should I be jealous?

YR: Mushroom!!

TY: Just concern for my vocal mate, nothing much.

SH: Was that supposed to be sweet?

HY: Is Taengsic sailing?!

SY: Nope. She's back cause Sunny does not want another collection of dookongs and well, dragged her back.

TY: Shut up. Sica, you okay?

TF: Okay, everyone get out, don't disturb these two.

SN: That includes you too, Hwang. Let's go out!!

TY: Now that's just rude.

JS: ...

TY: If it's about your date with Heechul oppa, I'm sorry. I should remember that Hangeng oppa already gave me an early warning to not set it.

JS: ...

TY: You want me to set you up with Donghae oppa then?

JS: I don't like him, Taeyeon.

TY: Uh huh... wanna tell Taengoo why you're sulking then?

JS: Don't wanna.

TY: Then what does the princess wants then? I'm not Hyo who doesn't fulfill wishes.

JS: Anything?

TY: Yeah, anything. I let you have my shades during Dream Team for a peaceful nap, right?

JS: Answer my questions?

TY: Sure thing.

JS: Truthfully. No lying, no skipping.

TY: Okay, princess.

JS: Do you like Tiffany?

TY: As a friend, yes. She has Yuri already.

JS: Are you okay with Yoona calling me mom and you dad?

TY: It's harmless anyway.

JS: Do you like loud people?

TY: They know how to live up situations but I prefer some alone time too, like what we're having right now.

JS: Yes or No?

TY: Maybe.

JS: Do you like every little things that we had?

TY: Little things are always meaningful to me. Come on, big things comes in small packages.

JS: Am I just your vocal mate?

TY: You're also my friend, fellow introvert and short squad member.

JS: I'm not that short.

TY: Still shorter than Tiffany.

JS: Can we be more than all of that?

TY: Hmm?

JS: Taengoo...

TY: Yes?

JS: Can we have ice cream after this?

TY: My treat then.

HY: OH FOR SAKE, CONFESS ALREADY!!

SY: Hyo, you just experienced expensive Taengsic.

TF: Tae Tae called Sica princess. And Yul called me Mushroom.

YR: I'll think of another one, Mushroom.

SH: My father's whipped.

SN: You just realized that?

YN: And they're gone... great.

SY: Someone text one of them to buy a tub or two.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

I'm deprived, big time so have a small set of fluff. And I'm finishing up a one shot before New Year so.. yeah.