HEADDESK(s)! 。 :ㅤ office romance ? false advertising ಥ_ಥ #newlayout #c-c-checkusout #bsyupdated #applyopen
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OFFICE ROMANCE?
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"FALSE ADVERTISING!" shiyoon, probably. (2k18)
contact
phone: 1234 5678
email: [email protected]
fax: 001 002 003
if you can't reach us... then that's too bad.
email: [email protected]
fax: 001 002 003
if you can't reach us... then that's too bad.
address
123 sumewuhera ino sehuro, kohreha
post code: 1234
for more details, please contact our team.
post code: 1234
for more details, please contact our team.
ceo (hoe)
hi guys,
nice to meet you my name is kim junmuyn. i like going to church on sundays and knitting (Approachable). please don't hetisate to talk to em if you're worried. i'm not too sure why there's a bracket 'hoe' bracket next to my title but i'm sure someone's going to take that down eventulaly. if this is your fsirt time with monster inc., we're pretty 'dope'. i also like bngatna soynand (bts). i'm not too sure how to spell their name but i think i'm close. i hope i come out as an approachable person and please join our homely knitting club (males only).
thank you
nice to meet you my name is kim junmuyn. i like going to church on sundays and knitting (Approachable). please don't hetisate to talk to em if you're worried. i'm not too sure why there's a bracket 'hoe' bracket next to my title but i'm sure someone's going to take that down eventulaly. if this is your fsirt time with monster inc., we're pretty 'dope'. i also like bngatna soynand (bts). i'm not too sure how to spell their name but i think i'm close. i hope i come out as an approachable person and please join our homely knitting club (males only).
thank you
b.s.y. someone better reformat this whole webpage before i deduct all your salary to zero. also, please inform me if you know of any english teacher for joonmyeon (who has yet to successfully spell his name on the computer).
WHO ARE WE AGAIN? NOT TOO SURE.
WELCOME TO MONSTER INC. A COMPANY MADEUP OF ALL YOUR BLOODY NEEDS! OUR PROJECTS RANGE FROM ANY KIND OF HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS, TO HOUSEHOLD MAKING PRODUCTS (WINk) AND A FEW OTHER VARIETY THROWN INTO THE MIX. NEVER HEARD OF US BEFORE? WELL THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM! CONSIDERING WE'RE ONLY A FETUS IN TERMS OF HUMAN AGE AND WOULD REQUIRE SBJKFBD SANBFN ##(@!(9129#$(. I APOLOGISE FOR THE PREVIOUS MISHAP. I HAD TO ALLOW ONE OF MY COLLEAGUE'S FACE TO MEET INTIMATELY WITH THE KEYBOARD. WHY DID I NOT DELETE IT, YOU ASK? WELL HONESTLY I'M NOT GETTING PAID ENOUGH TO DO SO AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF ENERGY EXPENDITURE NEEDED TO DELETE THAT MUCH LETTERS, I WOULD RATHER LET THE BOSS PAY ME FOR 'REDOING' THE SAME CONTENT.
how to
apply
apply
basically, read through everything and make sure you understand the content before you start on your applications. sorry not sorry but once you make a mistake, that's it. your application will get scanned right through to joonmyeon's fax machine. which... he has difficulty using. so if you're swifty enough to get to his office and steal the copy, you're good as dead. i mean good. where is joonmyeon's office you ask? i don't know don't ask me. what am i? your mum?
park c.y.
a director's experience on working at m.i.
as the sales director of monster inc., i would like to welcome you to our page. we are currently an expanding, start-up company with high customer satisfaction rates and a great team spirit. i believe you'll wholeheartedly enjoy your time working at m.i. i look forward to your positive response.
anon
a staff's experience on working at m.i.
holy mum i'm famous! look, b4 you apply, y don't u start looking into the ceo's connections cos i swear he's spending more time making friends at church or at some golf clubs where the real hits happen ;))))) btw i'm still lookign for my money i left @ the staff room and i'm ed if i don't have it back soon. btw who keeps on crying at the male toilets during lunchtime? pretty sure i keep on hearing frozen soundtracks. btw u sure this is anonymous righ?cos the big probs would kill me. btw JOONMONEY I DEMAND A PAYRISE AND FIVE SERVINGS OF COCKTAIL PER FORTNIGHTLY. ALSO STOP MAKING ME RUND RDRRANDS FOR UR STUWUPID CLUB. IM SICK OF TELLING THE LADY AT THE COUNTER THAT RED AND MAROON ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT COLOURS.
aug
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hello hello ladies and gentlemen! we proudly welcome you back to the crackfic life after dissapearing from the surface of the earth for like half a year! headdesk(s)! will continue to persevere through! we hope for your cooperation and participation! cos this is going to be one long ride!
~ wokainight
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to whom it may concern,
Greetings! Our Monster Inc. team have finally taken a courageous step back into the crack!fic life! We are proud to present our continuum to the long awaited original content!
If you are new to HEADDESK(S)!, we are also delighted to announce that our company is still open for any fresh applicants! Please refer to the "ULT CHEATS" for more information and Shiyoon's app under the new layout!
you are still able to apply even though the story has started! heck! your character can even be revealed halfway! so hence, the apply sign will always be open with this story!
If you are new to HEADDESK(S)!, we are also delighted to announce that our company is still open for any fresh applicants! Please refer to the "ULT CHEATS" for more information and Shiyoon's app under the new layout!
you are still able to apply even though the story has started! heck! your character can even be revealed halfway! so hence, the apply sign will always be open with this story!
with love, monster inc.
[HEADDESK(S)!] cries blood
when u notice how little girlies app u chose
when u notice how little girlies app u chose
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