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Gummy Vampire Fangs

Monday March, 20

"Hello! This is Bloody Sugar Pop. You them we wrap them, how may I help you?"

"That sounds way to ual for a candy store"

"Well that's the motto they pay me to say, sir. Now, how may I be of service?"

"Do you sell any garlic flavor candy?"

"Most of our customers are vampires, sir. So no, we don't sell any garlic flavor candy."

"You are no help"

"You need help"

"..."

"..."

"Look I'm not suicidal or anything"

"I have no way of confirming that"

"Just hear me out, okay? My stupid little brother made a prank on me that I didn't liked at all and so I need to kill him for it....temporarily of course."

"Of course"

"He's just such a pain in the and I need to get him back"

"It's just a prank is not like he killed your pet bat"

"You weren't there"

"What did he do?"

"..."

"..."

"He put one of those special airhorns that sound like a werewolf's bark in my coffin's door, so when I tried to close the door that thing went off and scared the crap out of me!"

"HAHAHA"

"..."

"HAHAHA"

"STOP LAUGHING! I was super drunk!"

"Oh my Satan!....wait, are you scared of werewolves?"

"....no"

"HAHAHA"

"Don't judge me, okay?! Anything that loud would scare the hell out of you if you were as intoxicated as I was"

"Bravo. Please tell your brother I'm a fan of his work. He's a genius."

"I hate you"

"I can live with that, Mister I'm sacred of the big bad wolves"

"Whatever, just humor me and help me out, okay?"

"Okay let me think..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Okay. I think I got it. Why don't you just exchange his everyday blood vitamin juice to animal blood"

"That's disgusting! I tried it once and I puked"

"That's the point"

"....I like how you think, candy man"

"Glad I could help out"

 

Friday March, 24

"Hi! This is Bloody Sugar Pop. You them we wrap them, how may I help you?"

"The animal blood work beautifully"

"..."

"..."

"Garlic boy?"

"Yes. What? No! don't call me that"

"Garlic boy. Garlic boy. Garlic boy. Garlic b-"

"You're an , do you know that?"

"Yes, actually people always say I have a nice . You should see it"

"What?"

"What?"

"..."

"Just tell me how it went with your brother"

"...okay. So back to our prank, it worked. He drink it at lunch when he was at the school's cafeteria. I was in another table with my friends and when I looked at his table, oh my Satan! As soon as he figure out what he was drinking, he started to spit it out everywhere and in front of everyone. You should have seen it, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even his boyfriend. It was beautiful"

"Thank you. Thank you. I'm a genius I know."

"Yeah man! It was great"

"I want my payment in food"

"You already work at a candy store"

"So?"

"So?"

"Garlic boy, you better pay me up. I gave you the idea!"

"Bye~~ candy man! Thank you for everything!"

"Garlic boy! Don't you dare!!"

"..."

"You hang up, didn't you?"

 

Monday March, 27

"Hi! This is Bloody Sugar Pop. You them we wrap them, how may I help you?"

"Candy man! I need your evil mind again!"

"You do know, there is this thing called the internet? Right? It's a magical place where all the knowledge and information is stored, including ideas for pranks"

"I'm too lazy for that"

"I noticed"

"Besides, I prefer to call you and make you work that intriguing mind of yours"

"Why did I had to be the one to answer the call when you called"

"Because you can't get enough of me?"

"Guess again"

"I like you, candy man. You're funny"

"I bet. Oh! But would you look at that"

"What? What is it?"

"I have work to do. So stop being such a lazy vamp and look for you own ideas for pranks"

"Oh C'mon, don't be like that!"

"..."

"Candy man? Are you there?......Damn it"

 

Wednesday March, 29 

"This is Bloody Sugar Pop. You them we wrap them, how may I help you?"

"School "

"Oh, its you"

"Candy man I don't appreciate your tone"

"Today is not a good day"

"Why? Tell this y costumer, what's wrong"

"You need help. And y costumer? Really? I have never seen you. For all I know you could be a fat forty year old man"

"I don't need hel- what?! I go to school. We have talked about this, remember? And just for the record I'm a very y manly seventeen year old going on eighteen soon"

"Sure"

"...I don't like you today, candy man"

"Well, I already told you. Today isn't a good day for me"

"Today hasn't been that great for me either. But you don't see me being an "

"Look garlic b-"

"..."

"Hello? Garlic boy? Really?! You hang up, again?!"

 

Thursday March, 30

"Hi! This is Bloody Sugar Pop. You them we wrap them, how may I help you?"

"Hi, I-"

"Garlic boy?!"

"Ehhh no. Did I called the wrong number?"

"Oh! No. I'm so so sorry, sir"

"Okay. Are you sure this is Bloody Sugar Pop?"

"Yes, sir. How may I help you, today?"

"So my boyfriend got mad at me for laughing at something that happened to him at school and now he's giving me the cold shoulder. So what candy do you suggest I buy him?"

"Does he has a favorite?"

"Not that I remember"

"If you don't mind me asking, what creature is he?"

"Oh, it's okay I don't mind. He's a vampire"

"Okay, then you have two options. One is to go to our all gummy section which include our most famous: the gummy vampire fangs, bloody beating hearts and gummy twisted human brains. Or two to go to our sour section which most say it's really extreme. Vampires tend to buy those two options mostly"

"Umm... I think Sehunnie would like the gummies one more. He's more of a softie even though he doesn't look like one."

"You know him best, sir."

"Yeah gummy it is. So I want two bags with every gummy you have, including the ones you just told me"

"Coming right up. Would that be all?"

"Do you have dog bones sugar sticks?"

"Yes, sir. We have a wide variety of werewolf's favorite candies too"

"Great. I want a half bag of those...no wait! make it a full bag"

"Okay, would you want something else?"

"No, that would be all. Hopefully this will make my boyfriend to talk to me again"

"I'm sure it will. Would you want this delivered or would you pick it up at the store?"

"Delivered, please"

"Okay. Well have a nice night and hope you come back to Bloody Sugar Pop"

"Oh, for sure! Thanks!"

 

 

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nanayzz #1
Chapter 5: OMG it’s so adorableee~ two cutest vamp💕
vronvron
#2
Chapter 5: Sooo cute~~~~
Rahel03 #3
Chapter 5: Thais was so cute and funny! it made feel better a lot when i was feeling a little down.Than you!
PD: i'll never forget the motto that was too much hahahaha
lucky_s
#4
Chapter 5: This is so unique and cute wow :)
Alexis_LaFury23
#5
Chapter 5: I loved it! It was so cute!
Autumnaree #6
Chapter 5: this was/is GREAT!!
YX__94
#7
Chapter 5: This is really cute and funny!
jld52300
#8
Adorable!
teufelchen_netty #9
Chapter 5: a sweet and lovely fluffy end =)
i really liked how it worked out
teufelchen_netty #10
Chapter 3: lol, i liked the siblig part and kris is cool ;D