A/N - 2021 - 

Hi! I'm back! After so long, I've decided to start updating and rewriting a lot my fics to better fit my current writing style and convey my ideas and stories.Of course, this includes this story, so please be patient as I work through the old writing and start updating the chapters completely. Thanks! :)

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Both beautiful and deadly, temperamental and dangerous. Creatures that do whatever they want. But that's not this kind of story.

In reality, they're complete dorks.

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A/N:

" Dorks? Whoah whoah whoah, mister. I'll have you know that I'm totally smart!", Taehyung said as he looked up at the foreword.

 Yoongi smirked, " Sure, Tae. Who was the one who nearly burned down the house?"

Taehyung angrily grabbed the shorter's collar, " You wanna fight?"

"Hey, please don't. I've already made dinner," Jimin worriedly said, his blue eyes shimmering. 

Jungkook ran to Namjoon and knocked him over, " Incoming!" 

"Ooh! Are we fighting?", Hoseok asks as he runs through the door. Seokjin walked in behind him, grumbling about a ruined cake, " Don't even start, horse boy!" 

Namjoon tried to get Jungkook off him and looked up, " No ones fighting! Anyway, let me explain." 

Yoongi sat down on the couch and crossed his arms, " So?" 

Namjoon looked around at all six of them, then sighed, "........screw it! You guys are dorks."

Everyone started shouting at him and Namjoon looked up again, " Dear god, let me survive..."