Stupid Tactic

Inside SM Town's building... Eonni led me to a what-seems-to-be-entrance of a conference room. 

"Joo Young, whatever Lee Soo Man says, you do, alright?" Eonni said before pushing the door open.

"Wait, Eonni, you're not coming to the meeting?" I asked. She shook her head. "Aniyo."

I got scared. "But, but who's in there?" I stammered. She sighed. 

"I can assure you that you will not be alone with Mr. Soo Man in there. He looks like a pedophile, but he's really not. Your "future" is there." She answered . "Now go." Eonni commanded as she pushed the two doors open and left.

>>> SILENCE.<<<

In the room were Mr. Lee Soo Man and the arrogant, gorgeous prince named Se Hun. 

Se Hun looked at me for two seconds and then he drank water. He crossed his arms over his chest.

Mr. Soo Man gestured for me to take a seat across Se Hun, so I did.

SE HUN'S POV

For the past few days, Soo Man has been talking about this new tactic that would make EXO famous.  Tactic= stupid idea. I never really liked Soo Man's ideas.. They seem so gimmicky. I was forced to train, so I have no choice. Next thing I know, I'm debuting in two days, and it seems to me that I'm the "chosen" one for the "tactic" that  this old man is talking about.

And his tactic to make us famous is this: 

SM Town is going to make an official statement that one of the EXO Members is already married. SM  will not tell who that member is unless we win in a music show or something. That old man is insane. He would do anything for money. Argh. And of course, this is all a lie. No one in EXO is married. That's just plain stupid and gibberish.  "The revelation of that "married EXO member will be a reward to the fans who will make EXO win."

Worse part is- EXO seems fine about it. In fact, they like the idea that Soo Man will actually bring a real, live, girl to our dorm just to play as the "wife". Those boys are sometimes childish. It irks me. 

And the worst part is that out of all the EXO members, he picked me to be the married one. What the hell is going on with this man's mind? And he's bringing this Joo Young girl as my "wife?" 

Yeah, true, she's obviously a stunner, especially in that dress,  but that won't change my mind about this stupidity. 

"Soo- Man seongsaengnim, I'd like to withdraw from EXO if this is the case." I firmly said.

Expectedly, Soo Man just laughed at me. "Don't you fool around with EXO and me. You're not going anywhere, little boy." He said, his tone very serious. 

I sighed. "Fine. I'm doing this for EXO, not for the money." I said to him. Soo Man gave me a lopsided grin.

"Whatever your reasons are, decision's final. You're taking your wife to your dorm tonight. Now, don't complain about living in one roof. You follow what I say." Soo Man warned.

"She's not my wife." I said and quickly stole a glance at my "wife." Gorgeous but no thanks. I was actually guessing that Kai, Tao (the bastard), or even Chanyeol would be chosen, but Soo Man interrupted my equilibrium. 

And we're living in one roof? Argh. I'm going crazy.