Jongin: this is going to sound weird
Sehun: everything out of your mouth does
Jongin: but what do you guys think about love
Joonmyeon: GUYS IS IT HAPPENING
Jongin: is what happening
Jongin: idk we saw a Chinese white dolphin the other day
Tao: wait are you sure
Yixing: no way
Yixing: guys it’s gonna happen
Yixing: wait wrong chat
Jongin: ??
Jongin: anyway we started talking about it and I just realized that I need it to literally hit me in the face
Luhan: what’s new
Jongin: lmao and then she said she’d marry minseok and tell me what love is
Jongdae: what
Yifan: what
Baekhyun: what
Minseok: nice
Minseok: did she say anything else
Jongin: yes but I’m salty
Chanyeol: what did she say
Jongin: she saiDfJAKSL;fvnfsakl;fasfwaDSF
Jongin: jafjskdla
Chanyeol: hey chaeyeon
Jongin: yo
Jongin: we’ll be back in a week anyone down to hang out at my place
Tao: at school or at your actual place
Jongin: school
Jongin: otherwise Jongin’s and Kyungsoo’s parents are going to come over and fight over which one of their sons gets to marry me again
Kyungsoo: they did it again send help
Jongin: SFKJSLLljlfew033r32j
Jongin: she said that minseok had amazing abs
Jongin: fdsfFD;L;KJLDKIOEW
Jongin: she most certainly didn’t say thatIONeefjwf94h
Jongin: 2r23joiv0
Minseok: tell my future wife I said thanks
Jongin: she blushed wtf
Tao: what about my abs
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