Christmas Bang Songs

NoJam Crack (TagLish Kpop Jokes)

Jeongyeon: HOLY MERRY PEACH ! My sister, Seongyeon, is visiting me for Christmas.

Jihyo: Why worry anyway?

Jeongyeon: Why? Let me tell you then. My dear friend Momo kept on making Christmas songs about banging my sister whenever she sends me a card in December. One of it goes like this. Dahyun? 

Dahyun: Pulling down her pants. Yanking off my own. Underneath the mistletoe, I'll make you sister moan. Oh, Gong Seongyeon, Gong Seongyeon. We go all the way.

Jeongyeon: And the other one. Chaeyoung?

Chaeyoung: I wish, I could see her . I wish, I could see her . I wish, I could see her . And go on all fours.

Jeongyeon: And here's more. Guys?

DubChaeng: Jeong has a y sister, gets hotter everyday. And if I ever meet her with her ies a would play. Everybody, sister sister sister!

Jeongyeon: Get it now?

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Moguri
#1
Chapter 1: teka nagloading ako don..
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Chapter 39: dachaetzu the funny hahaha
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#4
Chapter 62: Pader.....
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#6
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#7
Chapter 2: ro0D
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Chapter 322: Pota Nayeon hahahaha! Lakas ng self confidence