CaSANAva Wisdoms

NoJam Crack (TagLish Kpop Jokes)

1. Lead her the way.

Eunha: Hey, I'm lost. Can you help me?
Sana: Sure, little cutie. I'll show you the way to happiness ... in mah house.

2. Treat her something great.

Somi: I'm hungry.
Sana: Then let me treat you what my parents made. I taste good, you know?

3. Give her tips or advice about fashion.

Tzuyu: I think, wearing sweater will make me look fat.
Sana: Yeah, it's better if you wear strips and straps instead to look hot and y all the way.

4. Take her to the park.

Mina: Thank you, Sana. I really like it here.
Sana: You know, 99.9% person of couple going here are making out.

5. Make her tired.

Nayeon: Geez, my back is killing me.
Sana: Lemme massage your back with my godly hands ... tho take off your clothes first.

6. Show her your special skills.

Dahyun: What are you doing?
Sana: Showing my special skills.
Dahyun: By taking off my clothes?
Sana: Yes!

Jeongyeon: Ok. So you scored 50+ hospital records and 100+ pending filed police reports over your head, Sana.

Jihyo: Wow. Nice going, GaySnake.
Chaeyoung: If you don't want to be sue for harassment, get beaten into pulp or die in early age. Please, don't ever follow the wisdoms of CaSANAva.

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Moguri
#1
Chapter 1: teka nagloading ako don..
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Chapter 400: 🧐🤣
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Chapter 39: dachaetzu the funny hahaha
moonrene
#4
Chapter 62: Pader.....
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#5
Chapter 1: 2yeon(g)"".....
Dead_pan
#6
Author-ssi, I really wanna read this but most of the things are going over my head T-T
artemisme
#7
Chapter 2: ro0D
jeybeee
1521 streak #8
Chapter 322: Pota Nayeon hahahaha! Lakas ng self confidence