TWICE X SNSD

NoJam Crack (TagLish Kpop Jokes)

Taeyeon: Pasensya na sa grupo ko. Sadyang ganyan talaga sila, dinaig pa ang nakasinghot ng rugby at katol.
Jihyo: Ayos lang, Sunbae-nim. Yung akin naman, araw-araw kinakain ng sistema.
GroupLeaders: #TruthHurtsTalaga

Hyoyeon: Oh yeah, we got the moves, yow!
Momo: Yeah, baby! HIT THE STAGE, ma' bros and niggas!
DancingMachine: #BlondeIsReal

Sooyoung: Food is life.
Dahyun: Food is love.
ShikShinBuddies: #MorFudsPlz

Jessica: Whoever joined me here will be strangled to death. I said I want to sleep, you es!
Jeongyeon: Whoever left this mess will sleep outside. I got to clean all of your mess again, you brats!
FierceOfLazyHardworkers: #YouGuysAreSoDead!

Tiffany: I like this one. It's covered with pink furs!
Nayeon: Ok, let's buy all of them, Unnie!
QueensOfWardrobe: #ShoppingIsPassionNotAHabit

Sunny: Hanggang sa pangarap na lang ba ang pagtangkad ko?
Chaeyoung: Wag ka mag-alala, Unnie. May karamay ka.
ShortButTerrible: #CheriferIsFakeWagTularan

Yuri: Wow! Your abs are so firm, girl!
Mina: You're very y yourself, Sunbae-nim.
yes: #HealthyFit&Right

Sana: Sobrang ganda mo sa personal! Can you be my girlfriend?!
Yoona: No. Please, go away! I'm already taken!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
TheIDon'tKnowWhatWeArePair: #1Like1Prayer

Seohyun: Eating hamburger is unhealthy! You'll die early, guys!
Tzuyu: Let them be, Unnie. I'll sign the papers for the funeral for them if needed.
NotSoCuteMaknaes: #IfSavagenessCanKill

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Moguri
#1
Chapter 1: teka nagloading ako don..
Jamess #2
Chapter 400: 🧐🤣
Jamess #3
Chapter 39: dachaetzu the funny hahaha
moonrene
#4
Chapter 62: Pader.....
moonrene
#5
Chapter 1: 2yeon(g)"".....
Dead_pan
#6
Author-ssi, I really wanna read this but most of the things are going over my head T-T
artemisme
#7
Chapter 2: ro0D
jeybeee
1521 streak #8
Chapter 322: Pota Nayeon hahahaha! Lakas ng self confidence