exo more like exhoes

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exo have a group chat! chaos, memes, and stupid shenanigans ensue. kyungsoo's done with everyone.

Foreword

kyungsoo: The point is, Chanyeol, you need to stop dabbing.

kyungsoo: At this point, I’m actually concerned for your wellbeing.

dab lord: aw!!!!! kyungsoo caring about me?

kyungsoo: I’m worried you’ll become even more of an idiot if this behavior continues, and I genuinely think I’d die because of all that stupidity.

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hellooooo! leah aka sehunkais here! in case you didnt know, this work was originally posted onto ao3, but ive decided to crosspost it onto aff as well. rest assured, both will be updated at the same time.

i apologize beforehand for this fic. honestly im just writing whatever comes to my head, hopefully you laugh at my stupid meme humor. i got inspired by the tons of chat fics on ao3, so i decided to take a shot at one myself. this is probably gonna be a mess, but i hope you enjoy it!

in case you don't know who's who:
minnie mouse: xiumin
Han Dynasty: luhan
galaxyman: kris
junmoney: suho
unicornxing: yixing
borkhyun: baekhyun
:3: jongdae
dab king: chanyeol
kyungsoo: kyungsoo (obviously)
ztao: tao
dog mom: jongin
vivi supremacist: sehun

these are prone to change throughout the story, but you'll be informed of the changes throughout. again, hope you enjoy! :-)

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Hope_Min
#1
Chapter 14: Wow i ing love this fanfic
its a work of god i swear
annethundr05 #2
Chapter 14: 。゚(TヮT)゚。...lol I feel like I've gained 10yrs of life laughing at this fic. Omg this was brilliant, all the shade/meme/and general rudeness. This is one of the best text-fics I've ever read. Please keep up the brilliant work. Kudos
Wildbean #3
Chapter 14: THIS CHAT HAD ME ROLING ONT HR FLOOR. IM SO GUCKING DONE WITH EVERYONE BSJAINSJA IM WEAK LUHAN DEAD SONIC LKE TF. JONGIN OUT HERE GETTING RID OF SEHUN ANTIS CAUSE LIKE WHAT THE IS A SEHUN ANTI!?!! I SUDDENLY DON'T UNDERSTAND??
sweetpringles
#4
Chapter 14: Damn why did i just found this precious gem now;;;;;;
TheMysteriousWriDer
#5
Chapter 14: NEW UPDATE YAAAASSSS OMG I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TALKED ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL MINSOEK IS FKDKFJWIDISJD AND XIUHAN GOT ENGAGED OHMYOTOSJFGOGOD THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE!!!!
TheMysteriousWriDer
#6
Chapter 13: THIS IS SO WONDERFUL LIKE I WAS READINF THIS AND I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AND CHANSOO THO MY SHIPPPPP IS RISING SLOWLY AND I AM SQUEALING mdkfmsckskdkkd I LOVE THIS!!!
delenaley
#7
Chapter 13: Also, ohmygdo this fic is so hilarious??? I read this at school and idk whether to regret it or list it on one of the best moments in my life bc I about died between laughing and holding in my laughter. I literally couldn't stop reading even after the teacher came in gshdhdjdhd. Also?!!? highly relatable w/ all the exposing and everyone being snakes even tho inside they all secretly love each other even tho even deeper down they hate each other and love more bc my friends??? The Exact Same™. Thanks for this story and making me laugh. Really made my week.