Yes the title is from a song (obviously) because the lyrics are, like,

Load up on guns and bring your friends
[...]
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
[...]
Our little group has always been and always will until the end

Characters and relationships:

Kim Seokjin, Kim Taehyung and Kim Yongsun(Solar) are siblings. Solar is the oldest.

Taehyung and Jimin are Parabatai.

Hwasa and Wheein are also Parabatai.

Seokjin is the Head of Seoul Institute.

Namjoon is the High Warlock of Seoul.

Yoongi, Solar, Hoseok and Moonbyul are in charge of teaching the younger Shadowhunters.

Hoseok and Wheein are dating.

Exo are werewolves.

BigBang are vampires.

Jungkook is a mundane who is training to become Nephilim at the Shadowhunter Academy.

This fic is alllll about PARABATAI VMIN because platonic soulmates Vmin is the BEST
and if there was a parabatai system in real life I bet they'd sign up in a heartbeat.

I don't own anything: the Shadowhunter world and the Mortal Instruments series belong to Cassandra Clare only.

And I know Mamamoo is getting a lot of hate recently, but I wrote this BEFORE that Blackface fiasco, and besides, they're still my favourite girl group so I kept them in.
EXO appear briefly as a werewolf pack (I love werewolf!exo) and I added me some good ol' Chanbaek cuz they're my OTP in Exo along with Kaisoo.

Also posted on Archive of Our Own by ShootiNgSt4r :)