you were waiting to see if it was true. the  myth  some girls say it happens. Bet you're thinking what that myth is? Well my darlings that myth is Santa coming to town, coming down your chimney and giving you a "present." but only if your nice. not naughty.
You like presents, don't you? Well so does everyone else, who doesn't?  And better yet who doesn't like their bias coming down to see them, particularly to do what you want. (Wiggles eye brows)
 Make love, have , , what every you like to call it. No matter how dirty your mind is. 
Question is, if you don't have a chimney what the are you going to do girl? You better make one, leave the window open, . Don't leave your bias outside in the cold. (if it's cold where you are.) 
To read about the First victim, yeah, I said victim you nasty one. Read on.
If not you're the Grinch. 
You Christmas stealer.