Our story begins with a boy named Lay, not the most ingenious of nicknames, but it’ll have to do. By the trepidation of god or a wayward missile, Lay was left parentless and pantless. The poor boy had to discover the harsh world of Pandora half-. It’s a miracle he still manages a life. But that’s beside the point.

Lay here got sidetracked and found himself passing out one snowy day. He wakes up to find some midget trying to warm up his cheeks. The midget and his ugly friend turn out to be part of a cult for this deity they call the Firehawk. Just so happens to be some chick named Lilith who just likes burning stuff. Go figure. 

The found Lay interesting, partly because he was pantless and alive in a tundra, but mostly because he called himself Lay. She had a good laugh about that.

Anyway, he grows up trained to kill things, mostly idiots in the cult. But when Lilith out to "save the world" from some guy named Handsome Jack. Lay thinks she just grew tired of the idiots in the cult, he doesn’t blame her. 

He bolts soon after.

Alone and no longer pantless. Lay is off to discover how ed up Pandora can get, and how ed up he can get with it.

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Characters: 

Lay

"Probably the Sanest One Here" 

Trained to kill stupid. Lay is off to discover more about himself and his mysterious powers. 

Members of the Steel Abdomen

Suho

"Killer Abs"

Leader of the Steel Abdomen. He is in war with the rival gang, the Burning Eyebrows. Notorious for getting violent when he sees Kris Wu’s burning eyebrows. Also makes the worst jokes ever.

Baek

"Gun "

Suho’s right hand man and the apparent brains of the outfit. He makes the most idiotic plans in the world, but they succeed in the end. (Not without the occasional burnt arm.) Gets really y when you talk to him, hence the name. hobbies include ing Chanyeol and shooting people with his shotgun he affectionately named, “The Best ”

Chanyeol

" Baek’s "

Tall and stupid. The muscle of most operations. Chanyeol likes mowing through bodies with his trusty flamethrower. He once destroyed a base with just that and his teeth. Again, an idiot. 

Kai

"Eyepatch"

He’s the guy with the eyepatch. When he was a wee boy, Kai's mother was experimenting with the mangled bodies of dead grunts and forgot to tell her son that the bottle he was using to clean out his left eye was in fact acid. She was his first kill. Good thing the scope of a sniper rifle only requires one eye. 

DO

"Tiny Terror"

Just calls himself that for some reason. Doesn’t talk. Obsessed with explosives. Tries to blow up Baek’s face twice a week. Laughs whenever people explode. 

If you guys have never played Borderlands, please get on it. This game is ed up on a whole other level. Anyway, the fic will have a story and will have and death, but without the . (Can't and won't) I'm making sure that even though you don't the world of Borderlands, you won't be too out of the loop. Anyway, I'm doing this at the same time as Songs of the Abyss (http://bit.ly/2fWsGWM) and this is hoping I can update both more during the Christmas break. 

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