"Don't you just feel that... Oh I don't know... You're not living in the right body?"

Jiyong stared at the mirror wide-eyed as their girl friends finished with their product. The two girls snickered and gave each other a high-five while the guy continued to scrutinize every angle of himself in the mirror. 

"Holy ."  

Bom jokingly hit him on the shoulder and he looked back with an annoyed whimper.

"Language!" she tried to muffle her laugh.

Meanwhile in the living room, Dara was sitting on the sofa while their guy friends surrounded her with burps, farts, and other unmentionable things. She stuffed a handful of chips in and crunched them ruthlessly, leaving the chips' soul to die with no mercy. Youngbae was idly holding his beer near her face and she snatched it out of his hand and finished it all with a cute little burp. The guys beside her scowled while she just boredly watched the screen in front of her. 

"What are you saying, Margaret?"

Dara snorted and put her arm behind Seunghyun's shoulder. He raised a brow at her and removed it with his fingers in a pinching position. This may not be technically spooning but like hell was he gonna let her be the big spoon. The tall dude gently placed her 'spoon hand' on her lap and put his own arm on her shoulder with his brows still raised up rather accusingly. Dara just sighed while Seunghyun looked triumphant. Now who's the bigger spoon? the man-child thought, smirking. 

"Hey come down already! They're getting into the juicy part!" Seungri yelled. "Margaret and John are about to split!" 

"Alright already! Put your freaking back on, Jesus Christ!" Chaerin responded. 

The guys and Dara laughed while Seungri frowned, crossing his arms and putting his sole attention to the TV screen. 

It was funny the first time but now it was getting annoying. It's been 5 minutes already and Jiyong won't stop posing and taking pictures of himself. The cringed whenever he would pucker his lips out just as his hairy legs came into full view. They were just lucky that he hadn't raised his arms yet. They would've already started puking if-...

"Oh god." Bom closed her eyes and quickly bolted out of the room with Chaerin trailing behind her. 

Jiyong heard the gagging noises that they were making and he could just roll his fantastically mascara'd eyes. He took one last winky picture before strolling out of the room and closing the door behind him, his heels clanking against the wooden floor and incessantly bending his ankles since he was getting off balanced. 

"John, I just can't anymore... It doesn't feel right."

Dara burped even louder and her friends all groaned in disgust. "Now that felt right." she smiled, her glossy pink lips shining. 

"We can make it right, Margaret! Please anything but this."

"But I can't love you anymore, John... My heart beats for another..."

"I swear these shows are getting way over dramatic." Daesung let out a woeful sigh. "Was the millionth camera pan to the face really necessary?" 

"Oh hush, this is tradition." Chaerin grinned at her friends distaste. 

The loud sound of heels suddenly got their attention and they looked to where the sound was coming from. Seungri dropped his glass and all the liquid dramatically pooled on the carpet. Seunghyun had a chip hanging on his gaped mouth. Daesung resorted to blinking. Rapidly. And it made him lightheaded. Youngbae was covering his mouth, speechless. The two girls were scowling at the smug look on the heel'd guy's face while Dara continued watching on, seemingly entranced by Margaret and her 'big reveal'. 

"W-what?! Who is it?!! I swear to god if it's my brother, I'm gonna-..."

"It's not. It's me John."

"Oh that's all I'm worth to you? The 'It's not you, it's me' spiel? I am worth it, Margaret! I'm worth it!!" 

"Now the only thing he's missing is the shampoo he's endorsing." Dara snorted once again, not noticing how everyone wasn't paying attention.

"What in the world..." Youngbae muttered, eyeing his non-blood brother.

Jiyong twirled around and popped a hip up. "I look hot, don't I?"

"You are worth it and that's why I'm letting you go. You deserve a person who truly loves you."

"Are you saying you never loved me from the start?" 

"No... because...  because..."

"Because what, Margaret?!"

"I'm a guy, John!" 

Dara burst out laughing and wiped a tear from her eye. 

"Wha-... Are you insane?! The last time I checked, you don't have a , Margaret!"

"Oh just because I don't have an ugly means that I can't be a man?!" 

"You are impossible!"

"I didn't choose to live in a woman's body, John! This is not meant for me! I am meant to be a man! Makeup... dresses and heels... getting my hair done... they're all so unnatural to me... I don't want to live in a lie... I want to be free." 

Dara and Jiyong can't help but frown at Margaret and feel some lingering things in their hearts and mind as well. Dara suddenly stood up and that's was when she noticed Jiyong and his get-up. She just gave him an awkward smile before heading to the front where the TV was. He didn't knew what came to him but he felt himself walking towards her and eventually standing beside her. All of their friends watched in anticipation as their cross-dressed guy friend and totally bagged-out (in clothes I mean, not in that kush yo), unladylike girl friend came into their full-view. 

"I just came into a realization..." Dara started, putting her hands in her pockets. 

Jiyong bowed his head and put a lock of his wig hair behind his ear. "Margaret was an eye-opener." he mumbled and Dara nodded with a distant look in his eyes. 

The two in front looked at each other and it was then did they knew that they were on the same page. Dara took his hand and held it tight while the latter gripped on hers softly. They both gave each other reassuring smiles before they looked back at their friends who looked completely dumbstruck. 

"We've been living in the wrong bodies." they chorused and was met by a disturbing silence. 

"I am a man." Dara closed her eyes. 

"I am a woman." Jiyong puckered his lips. 

Silence was again their only companion and the two can't help but feel hurt and irritated at their lack of support. 

Dara's voice squeaked. "What the hell guys, can we at least get a 'yup' or something?" 

"And here we thought that you guys would understand." Jiyong's tone was gruff. 

Youngbae shared knowing looks and eerie glances between his friends and turned to the two at front. 

"I'll do you one better." he said. "Do you want me to rephrase a quote on the show too... y'know, since you quoted Margaret and all... Is that cool?" 

The two nodded with a smile on their face.

"Are you ing insane?"