Greetings, peasants readers! Lumienarc Hanayuki is here, again, really. You must be tired of me. I am tired of myself, too. OTL

The title refers to Danny Ocean's order in Ocean Eleven (2001). Haha. I'm a bit of a movie-geek, I'd say, so pardon me.

Since I have been invaded by flood of ideas, I think I'm going to store everything in here. I'm not really good at writing oneshots, but let's just say I'm here to practice. I can't say when the next update will be. It all depends to the mysterious force that assists me (lol). There will be plenty genres in here, all will be featured below once it is posted. You can easily browse for your preferred genre (and avoid ones you least prefer) via this masterlist.

Other than romance (which will always be there), beware, there will be: Crack (aka stupid comedy parody fics, the author is in it, fourth-wall broken to pieces), Angst (the author is crying while writing it), Gore (the author is cackling while writing it), and of course, (you freaks are always hungry for this). These four I can guarantee, but worry not, they won't be appearing together at once!

I also accept prompts, in case someone has an idea and wants me to write it down. Drop it in the comments or PM me or hit me via this obsolete medium If you are lucky, I'll be able to finish it in, like, three hours. But, if you do request a prompt and I actually do it, please be so kind to leave a comment for the chapter. You see, like a client's feedback? I do what you want, you tell me if you like it or not, what to improve, what you like from my work. It's a real life practice, humans, please do exercise it with me here.

MASTERLIST:

1. The Green Light (Genre: Angst, Fantasy)

Nichkhun was a fairy living in the depth of rainforest, where one lonely deadly manchineel grew old on its own. He appointed himself as the nurturer of this tree and grew a deep connection with the tree, but the fairy council insisted that he couldn't continue. Nichkhun, then, chose to be a human, but apparently his choice was unwise.

2. The Beauty and His Beastly Knight Series

A collection of chapters featuring Taecyeon and Nichkhun from another story focusing on other things (like Chansung?--shut up!). The background story of the AU: 2PM and 2AM members were American Football players for J University, Park Jinyoung was their coach (of course). The stories take on various states of the boys' lives, ranged from high school to college. These chapters, however, would never make it to the actual story in which TaecKhun relationship remained ambiguous until (almost) the end. This series will be posted here randomly and not chronologically (lol). Every update of this series will always be accompanied with short intro, so, don't worrry.

2.1) バカップル ~ Silly Couple ~ (Genre: , because this is pretty much just a bed scene)

Taec and Khun's ex-girlfriends discussed their break-ups with each other, then, suddenly, Taec appeared with a tall, beautiful woman. They tailed the couple, but they shouldn't. Cue the heckle of disappointed fangirls because they didn't record what happened behind the hotel room's door! But worry not, you will know because I'll tell you what happened. *cackles*

2.2) The Budding Friendship and Taecyeon's Girlfriend (Genre: Something, something, a little bit angsty, a lot of teasing)

How Nichkhun met Taecyeon and became friends. Also, bad things that happened when Taecyeon suddenly had a girlfriend in high school.

2.3) Friends to Lovers Transformation (Genre: Drama, Romance, Angst, Fluff--yes, all these in one)

Continuing from above, flash forward to their first year of college, it was Taecyeon's turn to behave strangely when Khun had a girlfriend. Warning: attempted suicide, and violence (Lumienarc Hanayuki^TM).

2.4) The Maid Café Incident (Genre: Downright Smexy, Parody... kind of. lel)

The American Football team and their cheerleader team decided to do a fundraising with crossdressing involved. Abandoned by their hungry beast friends, poor Khunnie could not escape his ert boyfriend when he meant to change his clothes.

3. Secret Love Song (Genre: Angst, Songfic)

The rhapsody of lovers forced to hide away their true nature of relationship for countless reasons, and their longing desires to break through it all.

4. Snow White Khun (Genre: Crack, comedy, parody, whatever put them in here)

A totally messed up Snow White parody from various adaptations starring Khun as Snow White, Taec as the Prince, and someone as the Evil Queen. (lol)

5. Entwined, in Parts (Genre: Mystery, Crime, Tragedy)

Based on the prompt: Nichkhun is a special investigator/detective working on a serial killer case. He finally finds lead to their culprit and takes the chance, but once he meets the culprit, everything goes awry. Taecyeon is the killer, but there are more surprises. All 2PM members will make appearance as notable characters.

5.1. Entwined: The Blind Chase 

Nichkhun, a former agent locked in asylum for killing frenzy, is summoned back to crack a chain of murders happened to young male students. The fact that this murderer left no trace of existence puzzles the investigation team, thus they ask Nichkhun who claims to be assisted by supernatural forces. Once Nichkhun agrees and begins to find clues, chaotic situation arise that involves more than just the students.

5.2. Entwined: Game Over (Warnings: graphic R-rated stuff, non-con, character deaths)

Nichkhun's attempt to solve the case finally begins to bear fruit. He finds a good lead that potentially will open the door to put this insanity to stop. Undercover is planned confidently, but even most experienced player can lose. Nichkhun risks everything without knowing who will be the final victor of this game.

5.3. Entwined: Aftermath (Warnings: non-con, mind-break, more character deaths)

The fate of people survived Game Over two years later.

6. Discount Runner and the Runaway Prince Part 1 Part 2 (Genre: Rom-Com, more bed scenes)

In which Ok Taecyeon is a man addicted to discounts and member specials, and Nichkhun Horvejkul is a rich son who runs away from home. Thanks to a crushed tumbler, Taecyeon now has to shelter the demanding runaway prince and think of a way to survive with his way of living.

7. Never Alone (Genre: Angst, a bit Sci-fi)

Nichkhun is a cop, Chansung is his partner; every day is like any other day. Working, texting with his hot writer boyfriend, teased by Chansung because of their lovey-dovey texts, giving tickets, and then back home to his boyfriend. But things are not as how they seem. Inspired by GATEBOX PV (there is a scene taken from this video), with a dash of ideas from ClassicaLoid episode 10 and Transcendence.

Hell, waiting for updates is so blah? Go ahead and read my other TaecKhun stories, well, that is:

if you haven't and/or you are interested.

(Click on any of the thumbnails below, mortals, to enter the window of completely different world of TaecKhun)

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