Quacks like a Slytherin


Baekhyun, a regular old 'Mudblood' from Gryffindor might be in a love-hate relationship with the Slytherin Pureblood Park Chanyeol. Also featuring minor Kaisoo, in which the Hufflepuff Seeker Jongin is madly in love with Do Kyungsoo and is very intent on declaring it to the world.


The whole pureblood vs mudblood thing ? It always simmers under the surface. Blood purity might be a thing that's not openly talked about but it's very much alive and well. Baekhyun being completely and wholly muggleborn has always been a target. Now in his sixth year, he gives as good as he gets, insults easily rolling off his tongue because you have to defend yourself even if you think it's stupid and a waste of time. He can now insult a Slytherin pureblood in his sleep, has engaged with verbal wars with almost half of them. It's sort of a thing a Gryffindor does.


But there are some Slytherins who think even engaging in verbal war is beneath them. Park Chanyeol is one of them. While most Slytherins seem human with their hexes and stupid pranks, Chanyeol never pranks, never engages in any good-natured (or otherwise) house rivalry shenanigans. The general consensus is that too high and mighty for such things, what with being the only son of current Minister of Magic and having a reputation to uphold and all that. For someone so hung up on status and image, he sure has a nice smile, Baekhyun thinks, which is totally unfair. Because otherwise, Chanyeol is everything he resents - especially since that day in first year when he innocently wandered over to the Slytherin table and stuck out his hand, blurted out that he wanted to Chanyeol's friend. The taller boy was funny looking, had a nice smile and Baekhyun had still not absorbed the house rivalry thing yet. He did get it, that day when Chanyeol stared at his hand and then looked away.

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ShoveItUpMy 0 points #1
Chapter 49: I love it , well I imagine "sometime somewhere" as if its a parallel world but the timeline is different for the Hogwarts one it is advanced unlike the other one I think the point is that they are destined to love each other in a very disadvantaged environment they are fated to get hurt go through heart breaks in every dimension but has to pass all the misfortune to end up together dead or alive Its amazing
springmiya 36 streak #2
Chapter 49: can;t wait for the next chapter
mileytu4 #3
Chapter 49: sometime somewhere in the negatives?? so this is before the first sometime somewhere that was featured? ??
NCFR36 #4
Chapter 49: There's no update but there's a notif o: what went wrong ?
Annisarrhkn #5
Chapter 49: I see notification update :( when i check, there is no update :((
NoOnesFangirl #6
Chapter 41: I’m not sure if you know this or not but most of this chapter is missing.
67 streak #7
go and watch electric kiss everyone~~
56 streak #8
Chapter 49: This chapter gives me the fuzzy feeling for certain reasons {and what a spirit booster after two days of final exam).

Reincarnation or alternate universe, I believe that everything will repeat itself instead. And gaah, I just love it when Chan made it clear that he'd wear Baek's mark proudly instead. I don't know if you consider it platonic or not, but I do, and this idea makes me see this story from a different perspective. It sure did pain them to keep a "safe" distance between them when they only wanted to be together, to find solace in each other's presence, yet the situation instead made their bond deeper than a mere romance, although it had to involve certain kind of dark magic.
This chapter is now one of my faves and I was this /close/ to love this timeline more than the current one (QLaS).

PS: I wasted my data for MAMA & now I'm still overwhelmed with regret as I need to wait until next week to catch up with everything I've missed starting from MMA :\
hallyu_chan 1 points #9
Chapter 49: Are you perhaps a story-telling ... genius?? Scroll down for the answer.
Here's the answer : Yes, you are. XD
Instantpizza #10
Chapter 49: Idk why but ss minus is even sadder for me ಥ╭╮ಥ
They are together but the world refuse them to be together ლ(ಥ益ಥლ)
And if it's whatever I imagine it to be then it's a dream
ಥ ೧ ಥ a bad dream ಥoಥ
But meh not really it kind of makes more sense if they were reborn (?) Like reincarnation but they don't reincarnate just.. reborn.. (???)
AND YES MMA EXO IS GREAT but ey I will not forget "internal data" *wink*