Welcome to The Club

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Oh Sehun was the newest addition to Seoul's top private academy and boy was it the wrong choice for him. Sure he had applied there just for the sheer fun of it, but he never expected to actually get into the academy. And of course his first day was just peachy. His roommate was nowhere to be seen and honestly everyone kind of looked at him like he was some strange creature. Okay so maybe he's not the most social, but that doesn't mean people have to avoid him like the plague. But that's not even the worst part. An invitation was suddenly thrown at him -literally- when he was walking to class. It was addressed to him so obviously he opened it, but during his break. There he read the contents of the letter and was rather confused. A club called 'The Club' wanted him to come to their club room and consider joining the club. But what Sehun didn't know was that this club was for the special and unique students of the academy. Yes that's right, it's a club for the homouals.

"Um I sort of got a random invitation to this club. This is 'The Club' right?"

"Oh! So you're the transfer student! Jongdae was talking about you. He's the reason you got invited"

"Actually I think that was up to Junmyeon-hyung"

"Shut the up Jongin"

"ANYWAYS, welcome to The Club Oh Sehun. Here you will literally do nothing of interest."

Foreword

Introducing the Juniors

Oh Sehun

"I don't understand why you thought I was gay, I'm quite straight"

"Hyung I said no sleeping together. It makes things awkward for me"

"Lu, I swear to God, if you don't give me back my book I'm going to throw your PlayStation out the window"

Meet Mr. I-Don't-Give-A-Flying-. Sehun not the type of guy you want to bring home for your parents to meet. He's gotten kicked out of multiple schools for various reasons, but the most recent reason was due to him in fact being homoual. Somehow some students found out and started bullying him because of it, but then the board found out and said that they couldn't have their school's reputation tainted because of the ual orientation of their top student. So Sehun was expelled from school, though the board and his parents told him he was withdrawn from the school. His personality isn't the best, even though his grades are. He gets straight A's but he can't manage to hold a decent conversation for more than a minute. Pretty pathetic if you think about it. But now he's rooming with an equally gay and way attractive male that is making things very difficult for Sehun. Not to mention he's the newest addition to The Club. So what happens when he pretends to be straight for sanity's sake?

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Byun Baekhyun

"I do not have a crush on that giant, adorable, idiot! Chanyeol is a friend"

"You know what,  you people, I'm going to eat ice cream and cry now"

"So is Kyungsoo cooking ramen tonight or is Yeolie in charge of cooking? I vote for Yeolie!!"

He is probably one of the cutest people you will ever see. A total puppy. Seriously that's how people describe this black haired boy. He's the cause of many things such as 'diabetes' and 'cavities', oh and of course 'heart attacks'. A total heartthrob that the academy adores. He seems to get along with the general population, with his bright personality and easy going ways. He's a bit lazy and too laid back for some people, but he's perfect for others. Girls are envious of his style and makeup, while boys are jealous of all the attention he receives. Puppy eyes, Baekie, Hyunnie, Baek, Baekhyunie, there are so many names he's called it's hard to keep track of them all. But Baekhyun hangs out with one group only, and that group is The Club members. He's been friends with them since day one and honestly doesn't want to be without them. Because the club and his friends are the only reason why he's still at the academy and not at home, crying into a tub of ice cream, complaining about being the loneliest homoual on Earth. He's also often friend zoning his friend Park Chanyeol for unknown reasons and refuses to admit that he may actually like Chanyeol.

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Park Chanyeol

​"Baek, I don't know why you're freaking out about this. I think it's cute"

"Oh my God, you ate all of my ice cream?!"

"Eyy~ It's not that bad. I mean we could be trapped in a car in the ocean"

A gigantic idiot. Literally. But he's actually really smart and has a thing for short, lazy, and easy going guys. Yup, this is the young man who has been crushing on Baekhyun since middle school and hasn't given up, despite the other basically friend zoning him everyday. Not to mention he is often ed by a certain fangirl that won't leave Baekhyun alone, even though he's gay. Of course nobody outside The Club knows this about Chanyeol or Baekhyun, but Chanyeol knows so it annoys him. Chanyeol is the type of guy that is really friendly, awkward, and clumsy. He's also crushing painfully hard on Byun Baekhyun, as stated before. However his friend Baekhyun doesn't seem to notice this so the two are kind of awkwardly stuck in between friends and lovers. Chanyeol isn't that forward, but he is when he needs to be and frankly Byun Baekhyun is someone he needs to be forward with.  Other than the The Club members and Baekhyun, Chanyeol's life is as boring as a rock. Which is probably why he practically spends every waking minute with his totally gay, totally crazy, totally idiotic group of friends.

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Kim Jongin

"Come on you have to admit that it was pretty funny. Did you see Lu's face?"

"Kyungsoo~ Jagi~ Jagiya~ Come out and play with me, I'm bored"

"You guys are just blind. Do Kyungsoo is smitten with me. Just look at his eyes, ah it's love~!"

Possibly the biggest flirt you'll ever meet but has his heart set on one particular childhood friend. He literally has it all, he's rich, got every girl on speed dial, has the best group of friends -at least in his opinion-, and is in love with the one and only Do Kyungsoo. Jongin is the total opposite of his best friend Kyungsoo and that's why they work so well together. Jongin is cocky, a bit arrogant, a bit flirty, and honestly will probably call you a when he first meets you. Despite having loads of money and more girls willing to sleep with him than ever, Jongin prefers his life with The Club and Kyungsoo. He is very content with his life and is now almost always smiling and laughing when before he was literally dragged into The Club, he was one confused mess of hormones and love for his best friend. He is often trying to get Kyungsoo to go out with him which in turn causes his friend to threaten him, but that only makes Jongin smile and ruffle the shorter's hair. Kim Jongin does not take no for an answer and that's final.

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Do Kyungsoo

​"You people are seriously such idiots. Who thought it was a good idea to leave Jongin in charge?"

"You call me one more pet name and I'm going to personally rip your arms off of your body"

"The only reason I'm in this club is because I'm gay and if I leave these s will cause a scene"

The junior's president that 11/10 already has your death planned. He is the one person in The Club that is actually normal. Or at least he seems so. He's got perfect grades and a seemingly perfect life. He is believed to be aromantic and aual when in fact he's a homoromantic and homoual. And on top of that, he's secretly in love with his best friend. However Do Kyungsoo refuses to admit this. He is quite fine with just being the closest person in Jongin's life and doesn't want to bother with stupid things such as relationships. He's quiet and honestly a total devil. He makes threats to every member of The Club every day, usually Chanyeol, Baekhyun, and Jongin. He hates getting surprised and lives in all black, the only way you'll see him wearing something of color is if Jongin literally forces the shirt onto his body. He's a bit of a demon in the morning and hates when people interrupt him during his reading time. He is negative as hell and always says that he's going to drop out of The Club but never does because he's scared his idiotic friends will cause a scene. So Kyungsoo tries to live a normal life by staying on top of his grades and literally attempting to kill every single one of his friends.

 

Introducing the Seniors

Kim Minseok

"Please save your bull for someone that is stupid enough to believe it"

"Will you please leave my boyfriend alone you hormonal animals"

"Jongdae didn't do anything that bad. We just borrowed your room for a bit"

The first and slightly more violent half of the Xiuchen couple. He was one of the first members of The Club and that's how he met his current boyfriend Jongdae. The two met in his first year of middle school, second semester, when The Club was formed. Minseok started off as a quiet and adorable dumpling when he first joined and that's how he became such good friend with the equally angelic Luhan. However Jongdae brought out the aggressive side of Minseok and he often found himself attacking the male physicaly. One day Minseok was dragging Jongdae towards a closet where he planned on locking the male in for being a total idiot when Jongdae screamed that he wanted to date Minseok. And that honestly was the start of their relationship. Minseok is a bit rough around the edges and doesn't really care what people say about him and acts like he doesn't care about anyone other than The Clubs members and occasionally Jongdae. However he cares very deeply for each and every one of his friends and very, very deeply for Jongdae who he's been dating for almost five years now. Minseok really enjoys his life and doesn't want to change a single thing in it.

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Xi Luhan

"Okay so maybe he's pretending he's straight. I mean I room with him, I'll find out if he's gay"

"Sehun-ah, would it be bad if someone in the club liked you? Like would it really be bad?"

"I'm doing this for the sake of the club. One straight member and we're out of business boys"

He honestly is the happiest person you will meet, and also the laziest. He is easy going, friendly, and honestly will try and be your friend when he first sees you. He's the second oldest in the club and takes his role as a hyung very seriously, even though nobody else does. He's often called Cinderella and Deer because of his ethereal looks that cause people to mistake him as a woman. He is surprisingly manly and this causes the girls to pretty much drool over him constantly. However boys call him a almost constantly because he surrounds himself around The Club members and females. Luhan isn't someone that gets mad easily and usually has a good control of his temper, but occasionally he will snap and that's really not something you want to see. Often pretending to be Mr. Smiles-and-Rainbows, Luhan gets annoyingly happy when he's actually upset about something. He isn't that smart and often joins Baekhyun and Chanyeol in sleeping during class. He's the captain of the soccer team and the only reason he is still able to be the captain is because Kyungsoo helps him by tutoring him. Unlike many of his friends Luhan hasn't been interested in anyone. In fact he's only had one crush and that was back in middle school. So what happens when his roommate is totally hot and gay, but says he's straight? Will the innocent and gullible Luhan believe him?

[I decided to use Xi as his last name just because I felt like it honestly. Sorry if it bothers you!]

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Kim Jongdae

"You know there's a good bathroom stall in the gas station. Minseok and I used it last year during the field trip"

"I'm the real here. Actually no, that's Yifan. He pretty much owns us all, even that panda Tao"

"So maybe having on your bed was a bit of a stupid idea. But hey, we gave you a good excuse to wash something~"

The second and slightly more erted half of the Xiuchen couple. He's a bit crazy and is often convincing his boyfriend to do stupid things. Jongdae totally dotes on Minseok who really just acts like they're friends. Jongdae isn't one for complaining - most of the time - and enjoys the simple things in life. Actually he's just trying to survive high school with his boyfriend and group of friends. He's a bit of a baby when it comes to certain things and is very close to Baekhyun which causes Minseok to occasionally lecture him about loyalty. Despite shamelessly discussing their life, Jongdae isn't that bad. He tries to take care of the boys and honestly attempts to survive. He is pretty good with his studies, but often skips class just to spend time with Minseok. Jongdae is one of the few in the group that actually can drive a care and owns a car which means he is often the one driving the idiot squad around and gets car sick when people are too noisy. He is honestly a very open person and cares a lot for his friends and constantly tries to get Minseok to be more loving, but this only ends with Minseok dragging him off to some private room for awhile.

N/A

So I kind got inspired by a random imagine my friend and I came up with for Hunhan. It was just about them being like the only homouals/homoromatics of their school and all that jazz. So I decided to take it one step further and that's how this plot was born. There will be some swearing, but it's not meant to offend anyone. I am really excited to see this story take off and honestly I hope you will support this and love the pairings I have for it. I know that Luhan isn't in EXO, same with Kris and Tao, but still, I don't think I can write an EXO fanfic without those three loveable dorks. So please try and stomach my horrid writing and give my lots of feedback! Subscribe, upvote, and comment! I love to interact with readers as much as possible so yeah~ Also I will hopefully be getting some graphics and a trailer done for this fanfic. I hope you look forward to it ^^

And a HUGE thanks to Graphic Emporium for these amazing graphics! I love love love them so so much!

Not to mention the beautiful trailer that was created by the ever so talented mintsugar73 of House Of Cards Trailer Shop! I love it like totally love it! Thank you so much for it!

Trailer - Welcome to The Club

 

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GavinF #1
Are you going to make another chapter? It's so good and I want to know what will happen to Hunhan!
SwindlerLNoko
#2
Chapter 14: can you hear it, Author-nim? wails of my heart trying to survive in the ocean of emotions? i love this story!!! <3333 and i'm dying from feelattack!!
SwindlerLNoko
#3
Chapter 13: *with teary eyes* where's Taoris?
SwindlerLNoko
#4
Chapter 11: that k.drama moment was brilliant!!! hahahaha...
but what happened to Taoris?
SwindlerLNoko
#5
Chapter 10: can you give me more of SuLay? SuLay is my one of top ships XD
SwindlerLNoko
#6
Chapter 8: lol... Satansoo is already making plan to silence Sehun XD
SwindlerLNoko
#7
Chapter 6: Bleach?.... Ohmagash!! Really?!! Bleach is my favourite anime ever!!!!!
SwindlerLNoko
#8
Chapter 5: ohmagash!!! i really like this story!!! <3333
and your writing is really good!!!
SwindlerLNoko
#9
Chapter 4: Ouch.. my heart... He said he becomes the happiest man on earth whenever he succeed in holding his hand... it's so cute but so sad.. he had to hide his affection in front of others... sad..
SwindlerLNoko
#10
Chapter 3: i like it XD