Ryeowook cursed softly under his breath; mentally counting from one up to ten to hopefully alleviate the big headache he was sure to experience in the next five seonds. Unfortunately, everything he did came to no avail and Kyuhyun then promptly shielded himself with pillows as Ryeowook finally burst out and attacked the taller man with his giraffe plushies.

"As far as I know, only angels can be the guardians of humans! So please tell me why the hell are you following me?!"

"I told you countless of times already--your guardian angel is taking a vacation somewhere in Purgatory so satan sent me to become your guardian devil. And well, I must thank him because the human he put under my care is y and adorable as hell! Aren't you happy that I became your protector, Ryeonggu?"

"Protecting me?! You almost burnt the kitchen and the whole apartment down and I almost got hit by a truck because of your weird satanic powers!"

"Hey, I can't help it! I'm not a demon of bad luck just for nothing, you know? Be grateful you didn't get Kangin, or else you'll be drunk for no apparent reason at all--that guy seriously is the demon who makes the humans under his care always drunk."

"I'm sure that's better than you always getting me into unfortunate situatio--what the hell, stop your freaking demonic powers, my laptop is on fire!!"

"Oops?"

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A/N: I really couldn't finish the KyuWook oneshot I was planning to post for Ryeowook's birthday :( So please, just settle with this one in place for that oneshot DX Forgive me, Ryeowook, for being a disappointment :(

And hopefully, I can post the first chapter, err, soon?