Kwon Jiyong is just like any normal flower boy in Seoul that's waiting to get discovered. But the only difference is was that he didn't like the idea of that. Nope. Not one bit. 

Being a single guy living in a condo near his university, you would think that he would be up all night partying and making regretful descions. But no, he wasn't like that. He chose not to, saying that it was a waste of time and effort on his part. And to be frank, he's getting really fed up with the lack of excitement in his life. Well he never really made an effort to change his boring life too. His friends don't even know if he was just ridiculously lazy to do anything or just a plain tight- that religiously kept up with his boring schedule. 

This drab routine that he seemed to be stuck on consisted of waking up, taking a , going to school, sighing profusely, reminiscing the good ol' times and if he was feeling a bit adventurous -- thinking about his future and his life descions in a remote river that he found way back, going home, eating, taking another for luck, and then sleeping.  

It was all just the same every day, and he's really getting tired of having to repeat the same things over and over again. 

He needs something to spice up his life. He has a lot of years left ahead of him and he's not planning to waste it, it's just... everything seemed so troublesome to him. He wasn't the kind of person to take risks and live life to the fullest. He was the kind to go on the safe route where he knows what lies ahead of it.

But he's planning to change that. 

And it's all going to start with that godforsaken Vodka bottle. 

This is a story about an extremely spiritless man and a whimsically over-familiar spirit. 

The alcohol is just for the lols. Please don't be influenced by my excessive use of the word 'Vodka' if it may come up. I don't condone drinking. I am a saint. No, really. I'm a saint. 

Also note, that there's going to be a good amount of swearing and a lot of relatively immature humor that includes body jokes and what not. Let me take a chance to also say that I rarely proofread so I apologize in advance for all my grammar mistakes and so on. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. 

If you hadn't dabbed on it already, please feel free to read my other fic, The Timid Dragon and the Terrifying Butterfly. It's as much of a doozy as this one but no fantasy flare. 

I hope you guys enjoy ^^