War & Peace & Burgers

Description

Yoo Yoojin's broke and decides to expand her part-time hours to full-time, once classes end and summer begins, at the McDonald's on North Main Street. 

But before she can even wonder what could possibly go wrong, a new Burger King opens up shop right across the street (on South Main Street, to be exact) and they're losing more than half their customers to a bunch of pretty boys who can flip burgers while also flipping themselves. Admittedly, the flipping part is beyond cool so, naturally, her manager is absolutely livid. So livid, in fact, that he decides it's time to declare war.

"I want them gone." Kim Junmyeon cries out, waving a ketchup in the air with a menacing, I-dare-you-to-interrupt look. "Summer is coming and the north remembers." He whispers solemnly, his eyes glinting as if he didn't just lift a line out of that new show he's obsessed with, "We'll destroy them, even if we have to dismantle them from the inside out."

Yoo Yoojin figures it's about time she found a way to make Spent approximately 522 hours performing a variety of tasks, including espionage, fraternizing with the so-called enemies, and sabotage in order to assist management in raising sales sound good on her résumé.

Foreword

AU where I've accidentally tripped into got7 hell and now I'm writing about them?? Also there will be exo members. idk if I want to make this a full blown sequential story or a small chapter-by-chapter ficlet thing but either way, here we are. 

genre: fluff, friendship, subtle romance, honestly I'm trying not to make this angsty in any way but it's me so I'll probably somehow manage to find a way to make this fic emo (but i'll try not to I swear)

pairings: jackson x oc, other pairings probably

characters: Yoo Yoojin (OC), got7, exo

rating: PG-13

poster credit: littleminq thank you SO MUCH! IT'S GORGEOUS KJSDNJKS

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Oops sorry I forget to press hide chapter for the third one, sorry for the false alarm!

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chasingfivetw0
#1
Chapter 1: ok i actually read this ch yday lol i loved it sm i reread this ch again hahaha i'm actually dying - i love everything already! it's so funny - like actual laugh out loud funny and i just love the humour in it! it's sarcastic and dry but also just plain funny w the little quips from everyone and the randomness (the dance battle tho lol) i love junmyeon sm in this - he's so ridiculous it's great lol

i'm defs looking forward to seeing more of got7 and everyone's shenanigans lol
chasingfivetw0
#2
i decided a while back i was going to read all of ur fics bc wow i love ur writing and i was supposed to start w salt skin (well actually, i was supposed to continue) but i decided to have a break from reading angst filled fics and came across this! first of all, i love got7 and i don’t read enough fics with them in it so there’s already a reason there. Secondly, this sounds fking hilarious and thirdly, i fken died @ junmyeon’s overdramtic GoT quote lmfao

I’m super excited to read this!
Hugetrash #3
Chapter 7: But wait, I take that back. If that little angel is the son of a gang leader then /holy / how can one not be scared-
Hugetrash #4
Chapter 7: How is one even sacred of that little angel sjdbsjsn
Hugetrash #5
Chapter 7: BLESS YOUNGJAE, BLESS
Hugetrash #6
Chapter 1: I thought Sehun and Kai or even the others will show up during the dance battle bUT GIRL KILLED IT
cutemonkey97
#7
Chapter 7: Knew it had to be Youngjae right when it said smiling angel hahah
girafferabbit #8
Chapter 7: Omj what THIS IS BEAUTY THIS IS GRACE BLess
ChiShika
#9
Chapter 1: . first chapter and im hooked.
Iefa_San
#10
Chapter 7: This fic going to be one of my favourite in AFF. I read this fic for God knows how many times already. It's so funny and witty. I hope you can write more about the rivalry between the two restaurant before you jumped on the love story (if any). Really surprised to find out Zico is the Axe man lolol. You are doing a good job. Please dont abandon this fic. You can take your time please dont abandon it. Fighting!!