The Cl(s)assy Beach

Description

 

Luhan rules the world and rides Jongin's bike.

 

Foreword

 

Title: The Cl(s)assy Beach

Pairing: Kai/Luhan

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 14,707

Summary: Luhan rules the world and rides Jongin’s bike.

Author’s Note: I don’t know what I wrote.

Warnings: intentional errors, first person point of view, language, mentions of taboo

Disclaimer: Sadly, I have no rights aside from my dysfunctional mind.

 

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asphodelblossoms
#1
I think I miss this the most T______________T
DeerLove
#2
Woaaahhh.. I prepared myself for more like a heavier drama, but thankfully there was none. I love the balance. Good job, I always love your kailu stories so much. And lulu is now in korea. I hope he will meet jongin and other exo members.
eine08 #3
Chapter 1: Loooool that was sooooo funny gahahahaha #princessluhan is the best! #sassyluly is the best!
Thank you for the KaiLu XD
deerparisa #4
Chapter 1: Its 2.00 am at night and I should sleep, my eyes cant keep themselves open and I am having to fix a trillion typosd BUT I am so reeling from all that sass. SassyLu has sent my imagination on an overdrive. JUST HOW
HOW DO YOU WRITE LIKE THAT AUTHORNIM
EVEN THE ALMIGHTLY PRINCESS LUHAN OF THIS STORY WOULD BOW DOWN TO YOU.
#StandingOvation #FandomsSoGratefulToHaveYou
#MyHandsHaveGoneNumbFromHoldingUpMyPhoneWhileLyingDownForSoLong
#HashtagTooLong
taedaebae
#5
maaaaaaan and you told me i write monsters. wtf :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( i just... i just........ i just.... let me cry for a moment seonbae and be back. i ing love luhan here wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf HHAHAHA i suddenly feel for feeding you useless craps.

ps. i'm rereading it again damn. flooding you with love.
lilacsky #6
Chapter 1: Definitely not a failed humour mind you. Literally speaking, your writing style is like i'm reading lu- pouring his rainbow heart about his gay lu lu land. So original in a kurt hummel-esque's sense.
And you nailed this one:
" I wanna smack him honestly, you know like a huge -slap to wake him up because clearly, he’s not the one dealing with pain every waking day of his ing life because of one ing unrequited love".
The roller coaster that is luhan's life as a drama queen was at one point heartbreaking and in the end, rewarding.
And all the puns, all the hashtags. I love them.
Now, "haters to the leefft...."
darlya #7
This is amazing! I finished reading this at 1 AM huhu and omg sassy Luhan is the best. He and his princess self make me laughed so hard xD
And gosh kailu is killing me in this story. Please write more this kind of story T^T it's so great!
321hahaha #8
It's so funny and enjoyable to read. I love luhan and his awesomeness XD
deerestkrrong
#9
imma read this later unnie huehue way to return after exams loool <3 *tackles u into a hug*
cambridgefight #10
Chapter 1: I love this lol its so perfect!