No, no, no!

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"Welcome back master~♥"
 

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"Oh, President?"

God, please not those deep bass voices again!

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I'm so screwed.

Turn around slowly, Jaejoong have his face paler than usual.

"Y-Yunho?" He whispered in disbelief as he saw one of his source of headache stood coolly in front of him.

Yunho, who is wearing white t-shirt underneath his dark blue jacket and black jeans leaned against the wall with both his hands inside his pocket. Behind his casual looks, he still wears his always straight face with a hint of mischievous on his dark hazel eyes.

"What are you doing here?!" Jaejoong asked with his surprised high pitches voice.

Yunho eyed him up and down before smirked, "Definitely not searching for a maid."

"Uh-um," Jaejoong began to stutter. He keeps his gaze down to the ground and looked away from Yunho.

"So it's really you."

Yunho words managed to make Jaejoong looked up at him with confused written all over his face.

"What?"

Yunho walked to him still having both his hands inside his pocket. He bent down a little to Jaejoong height and took a closer view of him while Jaejoong stepped back.

"I saw this cafe a while ago. I'm hungry at that time so I entered the cafe and saw you behind the curtains. I have doubts it at first. Then it turns out to be really you." He said calmly. (Chapter 2)

"No wonder the customers are mostly guys." Yunho smirked.

Jaejoong widened his eyes as he didn't remembered saw Yunho entered the cafe, his eyes is too preoccupied on Kibum who at the same time is there too. Yunho chuckle at his simple reaction and pull his body back.

"You look cute in maid uniform." He commented and looked down to Jaejoong thigh.

Jaejoong blushed into crimson red before he tried to pull the skirt down so it could covered his exposed legs. The skirt is ten centimeters above his knee so it's hard to keep it down.

"Yah! Cut it." He hissed in helpless tone as he caught Yunho gazed on his exposed legs.


"Well, I've never knew that our president would like to work as a maid." Yunho teased.

Jaejoong face began to drain from blood loss. He marched to Yunho and grabs into his collar t-shirt. "Don't you dare to tell people about this..." He threatened. Eyes glinted with various emotions. It was quiet a sight though. A cute maid was threatened the bigger boy.

Yunho didn't wavering seeing the anger in Jaejoong, in his eyes he saw Jaejoong as a cute object of tease.

"I won't," he said and saw Jaejoong sighs in relive. Jaejoong quickly loosened his grip on yunho's collar t-shirt. He was about to thanks him but stopped when Yunho tease him.

"Just if you kiss me."

Jaejoong froze as he heard the other words; he turns his face to him with unreadable expression at first before leaned in to Yunho face a bit. Yunho was startled for a bit. He didn't expect Jaejoong to do it.

Jaejoong keep leaned in, and Yunho thought that he really going to kiss him but the kiss never happened as Jaejoong make a pass of his lips and then go to yunho's ears.

"Never."

He whispered before stepped on Yunho foot, hard.

Jaejoong then tried to ran inside the C'Latte. Wants to leave Yunho alone who is squatted down while face scrunched in pain as he never thought that Jaejoong strength to step on his foot would be that... Hurt.

Jaejoong stopped from his track to run when he heard a whimper comes from behind. He looked over his shoulder and found a kicked puppy face on yunho's. Shocked, he never knew Yunho has that kind of face in him. Usually he would ignore everyone who has those faces aside from Kibum. But somehow, yunho's kicked puppy face melted his cold heart just like Kibum does..

Jaejoong jogged back slowly to yunho's side and squatted down next to him, his maid skirt dangerously rolled. Almost showing you-know-what inside.

"Hey Yunho, are you okay?" He poked him on the arms. Yunho didn't budge.

Poke. "Hey"

Poke. Poke. "Hey...”

Poke. Poke. Poke. "Hey!!"

"God! You aren't die right?!" Jaejoong began to panic as Yunho didn't move. He put his hands on Yunho shoulder and starts to shake him.

"Hey!" He whines.

Suddenly, muscular arms went to get a grip on his petite waist and pull him forwards. Jaejoong yelped as he loose his body balance and fall into someone lap in the end. His head bumped into someone chest.

"Ouch.." He winched softly as he rub his forehead that hurt from the impact of bumps.

A chuckle voiced heard next to his ears, Jaejoong looked up and finally make out his awkward position with Yunho.

"Naughty maid." Yunho whispered while looking into Jaejoong big black orbs with a perverts glance.

Jaejoong who straddle in his laps blushed and then start to hit him everywhere.

"What do you think you are doing?! Yah! Let me go!" He squirmed on Yunho arms while tried to push him on the shoulder. But Yunho didn't respond to it and leaned his head on jaejoong's shoulder.

"Yah, yah!" Jaejoong whines.

A loud yell and someone been hitting of other could be heard inside the Cafe. The chaos behind the C'Latte brought the owner of the cafe himself to appear in front of the two with shocked wonder on his pretty face. Heechul's eyes widened.

"What happened...?" He asked slowly.

It was when Jaejoong know that everything will go on mess.

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(Inside the C'Latte.)

A dim light and reflected shadow from the wood floor bring a homey feel inside the cafe. Yunho wondered around with his eyes following every picture in there. There's lots pictures of the maid in C'Latte hanging on the wall, taken when they smile, when they brought a tray with a cake, when the cafe hold an event, and a lot to describes. Jaejoong's picture is especially interesting to look at since the picture itself taken without him knowing, so all the smile in there is naturally by him without the need of acting. Yunho stopped at one of Jaejoong pictures and has his eyes on it intensely.

"Stop looking at my thigh picture, you pervert!" Jaejoong come and march at Yunho who stopped right in front of a picture of his skirt that pulled up a bit showing his thigh a little by tease. It was all heechul faults that made him do that. However, he couldn't take the picture away with heechul threat to print lots of it in the next day and will be showed at the front of cafe door way.

Yunho grinned at him before taking his swinging arms that wants to hit him so badly. Jaejoong immediately tried to pull his hands away from Yunho grip. When he success to take it away, he yelped as he clumsily stepped on one of the cafe things that made him stumble towards Yunho and unconsciously took a grip on his jacket while yunho's hands tried to prevent him from falling as they rest on his slim waist.

Jaejoong watched in horror at the floor down him. He let a sigh of relive as he didn't have to bump into the hard surface. He heard sounds of snap and few giggles. Looked up he saw heechul taking picture of him on yunho's embrace.

"Gah! Manager Hyung!" He yelped as he broke the hugs and starts to run after heechul to snatch the camera away. His face red in embarrassment.

"No, no, no. Stop right there young man." Heechul said still giggling evilly while hide the camera behind his back.

"Hyung! Let me destroy that embarrassing picture right now!" Jaejoong whines as he tried to get the camera.

"Sat down like a good boy and I would considered not to print the picture." Heechul grins. Jaejoong pouted but obeyed his order and placed his butt on one of the chair in C'Latte.

"Here, here. Yunho-ah, let's take a seat." Heechul motioned him to having a seat next to Jaejoong. As Yunho sit beside him, Jaejoong immediately looked away from him made the taller man chuckle.

Heechul clapped his hands in delight as he saw the two seated in front of him. "Aw, how cute. How come you two aren’t a couple.” He commented.

Jaejoong ignoring his remark about him and Yunho and continue with sulking. Heechul looked at him before taking a glance at Yunho who has been observing Jaejoong from his seat. He smiles.

"Hey, what happened between the two of you? Why Jaejoong hitting you a while ago Yunho-ah?" Heechul turn to Yunho. Yunho tear his eyes away from Jaejoong and turn to face him. He shrugged.

"I don't know."

"It’s because he's being a pervert!" Jaejoong said, turn to face Yunho with his eyes formed into slit. Yunho smirked.

"I did not."

"Yes you are, Pervert." The beauty scoffed.

"Really?"

"Yes."

Heechul rest his chin on his palms as he eyeing the two quarrels against each other. Smiled curved on his beautiful face.

It just minutes ago, he tugged the two come inside the cafe when he saw them sit and quarreling behind his cafe. He found them in one of the most awkward position ever as Jaejoong straddle in between Yunho laps and Yunho is resting his head on his shoulder. Despite of the hit and yell he saw the two as the picture of perfect couple, plus he had a picture of them on each other embrace a while ago. Such a beauty of the two.

"Yes you are!" Jaejoong loud voice broke the trance of heechul's thoughts.

"No, I did not." Yunho replies come rather amused.

The quarrels continue for another ten minutes before heechul had to dismiss the two. He told Jaejoong to get changes while he and Yunho are going to wait outside.

While he and Yunho waits for Jaejoong outside, he could feel that the man changes into a hard and quite one. It was different when he was with Jaejoong.

"Yunho-ah." Heechul said and Yunho turn his attention to him.

"Why didn't you come again tomorrow?" He invites and he could see a small smile on his face.

"Sure."

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The next day on the C'Latte was pretty much stressing for Jaejoong. The second he step from the maid cabin, all he could see was Yunho sitting at one of the cafe chair and waving at him while presenting a goofy yet perverted smile.

Ah... life isn't going to be more miserable than this, right?

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A/N: chapter 8! I love Heechul. Yunho knows and the tease will comes in absolutely bad ways for jaejoong. You'll get KiMin in few more chapter>v< trailers~ Hehe. Before go on kimin, I'll go on yoosu! You didn't mind... right? Here's the update!
 

and for the C'Latte, if you are interest here's the picture!

The front view of the cafe! :

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4RdJMvfsx9M/TR3lAReKTdI/AAAAAAAAAY0/8sh45q676ZM/s1600/cute+cafe_Praha_sized.jpg

Inside of the cafe :

http://photographyofnia.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/img_8564rx.jpg

The Counter (where sungmin mostly at :D) :

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vp49tCDLXnw/TJNSJITrg6I/AAAAAAAAFJI/jQvUFJfX2Vk/s400/0818001229a.jpg

The corner of Maid Cabin (where jaejoong and the other took rest) :

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/3115204751_8acde6e072.jpg

Corner of the cafe (where heechul put all his lovely things) :

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0oyoNTt12mg/TF62V8Ado0I/AAAAAAAAAjg/qzPvN5oXURU/s1600/IMG_3702.JPG

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0oyoNTt12mg/TF62sdjnt5I/AAAAAAAAAjo/rHYsXMojsUs/s1600/IMG_3701.JPG

The backdoor (where are the maid got inside without people knowing) :

http://sensibility.com/england/dayfour/cafe.jpg

The Cafe would look like that♥ please imagine it~ (credit to the picture owner!)
Thank you for reading and have a nice day!♥♥