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i need a hero; SUBMIT requests HERE
YUI posted: help!! my cat is stuck in a tree and i need a hero(pref a hot male) to help before she falls to her death :'( come quick
arisa posted: there's a giant racoon in my living room trying to steal my bag of doritos!!1 s.o.s
anonymous posted: you heroes
angry citizen posted: one of your damn heroes just demanded that i pay him $25 for saving me from a giant mutant worm >:( if anything, he should be the one paying me not the other way around. without me, he wouldn't have this job. am i right? hmph. the nerve of that guy p.s you should fire that guy and send a better hero. i'm going back to that giant mutant worm
hayato posted: i need a gf pronto. come to this address (xxx) thanks
suigetsu posted: to those who have gotten this far into the foreword, how much do i have to send you to cover your hospital fees? i prefer to keep my anonymity so just call me suigetsu or sui if you need to address me by a name or something. as you can see, this story is 100% trash that should've stayed locked up in the vault inside my head but it came out on it's own. if youre looking for something more cooler and serious, dramatic and romantic - this is not the place for you. i repeat. this is not the place for you. this fic will contain crack, comedy and more crack + random out of this world with a bit of light romance i guess so yeah..
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from zero to hero; hero of the day
that guy(aged 19)
today rookie hero, that guy saves a middle aged lady from being eaten alive by a giant mutant worm. after saving the woman, he even demanded that she pay him a fee of $25 for having her life saved by him! haha! that guy's not just heroic, he's a natural born comedian too! he deffs deserves to be the hero of the day, don't you all agree?
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